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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After he finished putting stitches on the pony that hurt himself, Jeff found another problem.

Jeff: What kind of blood do Du have?
Hurt Pony: O type.
Jeff: Oh jeez. Does anypony here have an O blood type?

Everypony shook their head no.

Stylo: Hold up, let me check something.
Hawkeye: Go right ahead.
Stylo: *Goes into Pete's office*
Percy: What's he doing? He's not aloud in there.
Hawkeye: That is the office of the pony in charge, and I gave him permission to be in there.
Stylo: *Returns with Orion's file* He's the only pony that could help us out.
Hawkeye: *Reading file* O blood type. Alright, I'll get him here, but Du better be ready if he tries to create Mehr suicidal ways to be fired from here.
Stylo: Right.
Hawkeye: Stay here, I'll be back. *Goes to telephone*

At the Denver train station

Orion: *Waiting for City of St. Foalis*
Worker: *Switches City of St. Foalis onto platform*
Orion: *hears phone booth ringing, and walks over to it* Hello?
Hawkeye: Orion, is that you?
Orion: Yeah, it's me. What do Du want?
Hawkeye: Listen, this is important. Somepony over here injured himself very badly. He needs blood, but you're the only pony with the same blood type as him, and Du have to get over here quickly.
Worker: *Comes out of switcher* Hey, the train is ready for you.
Orion: Du have to drive it for me.
Worker: Why?
Orion: Because of... *sounding like Dracula* Blood! I must give blood! *Flies high in the sky*

Orion was going to do what he did in San Diego to get to Cheyenne, fly very high in the sky.

At the Cheyenne Train Station

Hawkeye: Come on, where is he?
Orion: *Flying towards ground* Whoa!! *Not slowing down in time, and runs on train*
Stylo: Du think he'll fly off in time?
Orion: *Runs off train*
Hawkeye: Nope.
Stylo: I didn't think so either.
Orion: Okay, *Slowly walking towards injured pony* I'm here.
Hawkeye: Good.
Jeff: *Takes syringe* Now Orion, I'm going to put this in your arm.
Orion: Okay, I don't think that'll be too hard for me to handl-
Jeff: *Puts syringe in Orion's arm*
Orion: OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Hawkeye: Very good. Would Du like a lollipop?
Orion: I don't know. Do any of Du feel like a ferris wheel on drugs? *Falls on ground uncouncious*
Jeff: *Puts blood in hurt pony*
Hurt Pony: Oh, *Stands up* Thank Du guys so much.
Hawkeye: No problem. What was your name anyway?
Hurt Pony: Eirik. I'm glad Du ponies could help me out. I know that from now on, that if me, oder anypony else gets hurt, The Union Pacific can help out.
Hawkeye: Glad to be of service. Du better get going now if Du don't want to miss your Weiter train, oder taxi.
Eirik: Oh, right. I gotta catch the taxi for my Cousin's house. *Runs away* Thanks Du guys!

The Weiter day, Pete returned.

Pete: Hi everypony.
Hawkeye: Pete's back.
Workers: *Cheering*
Pete: Either they really missed me, oder they really hated you.
Hawkeye: *Smiles* Oh Pete, we had a good time.
Pete: *Spots blood on platform* What's that?
Hawkeye: Oh, uh... Du better read this. *Gives Pete newspaper*
Pete: *Reading newspaper* Ponies on Union Pacific Railroad help heal a pony that injured himself. What happened while I was away?
Hawkeye: It's a long story.
Stylo: *Climbing into locomotive*
Orion: *Pushes Stylo out of locomotive, and drives backwards* And you've got a long day!!

The End

On The Weiter Episode of Ponies On The Rails

I'm going to let the Fans decide. Think Du got a good idea for the Weiter P.O.T.R article? Let me know in the Kommentare section below, oder send me a message with your idea.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game Zeigen wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Master Sword as Windwakerguy430, AKA Nick Craig
and applejack as herself

Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: Because of what happened just before the commercial, I'd like to apologize to all blind ponies, and children.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Nick Craig, the creator of What's Your Take, has set a new jeopardy...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hawkeye: *Walking past Nikki* Who are Du Schreiben a letter to?
Nikki: My sister.
Hawkeye: Where does she live?
Nikki: With me in Ogden, but she was sent into El Paso as a spare worker.
Hawkeye: Oh. Well I just wanted to let Du know that your train will be ready to leave in twenty minutes. Now I have to get back to work. *Walks away*
Nikki: *Continues Schreiben letter*

One of the engineers on this railroad has the nickname of Hawkeye. His real name is Pierce, but he. likes his nickname better. He even has a great sense of humor.

Gordon: *Standing on station with a sign* Einhörner are the best. We are...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Me, and Disneyfan333 do really good with these Con Mane stories. I should work with her on these every time from now on.

The story starts in China. Near a strand was a fortress, where two guards were walking.

Soon, in the ocean, a pony could be seen surfing. He was heading for the fort, but as the wave was getting higher, another surfer joined him.

They continued Weiter to each other, when a third surfer arrived.

The trio stayed close together, and soon they arrived at the beach.

Chinese Guard 24: *Looking at ocean*
Chinese Guard 2: Chūle shénme shì?
Chinese Guard 24: Wǒ yǐwéi wǒ kàn dào...
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I think I'm coming down with something. Been in bett a lot. So it's how I was posting these chapters so darn quickly..


SweetieBelle: Princess Luna!? Is it really you?
Luna: Yep. I'm the princess of the night. And it's my duty to come into your dreams.
SweetieBelle: *points off view* What about him?
FreddyKrueger: Hey. Hey. I'm not involved in this!
SweetieBelle: Wait. If this a dream the- *makes mirror appear* Haha. Awesome.
Luna: Lesson. I know how it feels to be outshines b-
SweetieBelle: Man. I look good!
Luna: *throws the mirror off view, and break sound is heard* FOCUS!
SweetieBelle: Okay. Okay....
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With the town having gone crazy. Dash flew herself and Spike out of Ponyville for a while.
Spike: Man, am I glad to be out of that crazyplace.
Dash: Yeah.. I am done with this stupid contest., besides. I think I'm falling in Liebe with you.
Spike: Really? Because I coul-
Dash: *bursts into laughter* Du are sooooo gullible!
Spike: ...


SEVERAL WEEKS LATER!


Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.
Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-
Saten: Give it all to me!.. Pinkie Du are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking...
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Down at Sugercubes.
The tensions started rising.
Both teams were certain they were gonna win the money.
Derpy: I still don't like any of this. The whole idea seems kinda cruel.
BonBon: *rudely* No one asked you.
Saten: *angrily* Hey! Be nice to her, oder I'll hurt you.
BonBon: I'm not scared of you. Your just alcoholic with childhood mother issues, and no father.
Saten: Yeah, well.. Your a bit-
Pinkie: Everyone please calm down.. What's a cake, without the icing.
Saten: what is that suppose to mean?
Pinkie: I don't know.. But it sure felt good saying it.


Saten: Du know.. Maybe Du and I could be the Weiter to attempt this kind of challenge.
AppleJack: Yea-No..
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We finally get to see Octavia in her Equestria Girls form, in negative.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everypony at Celestia's schloss was ready for the fight, as the Griffons were getting close to attacking them.

Lord Burlington: Get the cannons ready!
Celestia: Get the cannons ready.
Kan Can: Get the cannons ready. *Getting kanone ready, but accidentally falls off of the castle*
Lord Burlington: Anymore clumsy ponies like him, and we'll never win.
Rainbow Dash: At least Du got us.
Lord Burlington: Yeah. What was it Du three sagte Du were going to do to win this war?
Rainbow Dash: Just.
Applejack: Be.
Rarity: Me.
Gilda: Load up the catapults!
Griffons: *Loading up catapults*
Archer: They're loading...
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After work, Bob went home. He invited Jerry over for dinner, and to watch sports.

Bob: *Enters apartment room* Emily, I'm home.
Emily: Hi dear. How was your day?
Bob: Oh, it was good. I met a stallion that just moved here from Chicagoat.
Emily: Oh wow. That's cool. What's his name, and what does he do for a living?
Bob: He's a dentist named Jerry. Anyway, I hope Du don't mind, but I invited him over to have abendessen with us.
Emily: Oh boy.
Bob: What's the matter?
Emily: Do Du remember when Howard showed up last time we didn't have any Essen for him?
Bob: I could care less about Howard's anger issues....
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We were heading back to the construction site to stop Discord.

Con: *Driving truck*
Sean: *Still in kran on Con's truck*
Discord: *Calling Con*
Con: Hello?
Discord: Oh hello there. Remember how regenbogen Dash told Du to do what I said, and things would go great?
Con: What are Du doing Discord?!
Discord: Well, tell Sean the hedgehog that I have his special somepony on oben, nach oben of this building with me, and she'll die if Du don't get here in five minutes.
Con: We'll make it in three minutes. *Hangs up* Sean, you're not going to like this.
Sean: What's the matter?
Con: They have regenbogen Dash, and she's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Two of these taxis arrived at the station
Two of these taxis arrived at the station
The Weiter day, Hawkeye was still wearing the bandages around his eyes. He wanted to use the bathroom, but accidentally walked into the Mare's room.

Hawkeye: *Knocks on bathroom stall* Hello?
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye? Is that you?!
Hawkeye: Don't tell me. I accidentally walked into the Mare's room.
Metal Gloss: I'm afraid so. *Flushes toilet* You'll have to get out of here. *Exits bathroom stall*
Hawkeye: But I can't see anything.
Metal Gloss: Oh, alright. *Washing front hooves*
Hawkeye: Hmm, I can tell you're washing your hooves, but that's not the only thing you're going to wash.
Metal Gloss: Alright,...
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 Black mare. I call her black, because her race is black. Or, in the pony world, african equestrian.
Black mare. I call her black, because her race is black. Or, in the pony world, african equestrian.
One night at a hotel.

Ponies: *Waiting in line for a taxi*
Black Mare: *Passing ponies* Excuse me please. I have somewhere important to be. *Gets in Taxi*
Ponies: Hey, haven't Du heard of a line?
Black Mare: Go.
Taxi Driver: *Drives*
Black Mare: *Carrying money*
Taxi Driver: *Staring at money*
Black Mare: We aren't going to get anywhere, unless Du keep your eyes on the road.
Taxi Driver: Yes ma'am. Where to?
Black Mare: 1000, sunset boulevard.
Taxi Driver: I'll get Du there quickly. *Drives to 1000, sunset boulevard*
Black Mare: *Shows money for only one second* OOH!
Taxi Driver: *Laughing*
Black...
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posted by karinabrony
I woke up to go to School. I get my backpack and supplies ready. I walk to the bus stop. As I wait, I wonder what awaits at School that day. The bus comes, and I get on.

I was in Math Class, just working on some fraction problems. "Hold on a minute, Class..." My teacher says as he walks outside. I glance behind me to see what. I turn around and continue my work. Then, my teacher tells us to turn around and it struck me. My herz thudded. There was a new pony at the School, and I just liked him at first sight. I was embarrassed, so I turn around. He took a seat, and I would just look at him....
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posted by Canada24
LATER THE Weiter DAY!

"Sorry again for getting Du kidnapped" Button Mach said.

Sweetie Belle didn't answer.

"But I swear. Weiter time is different. I won't be such a coward" Button Mach promised.

"I'll hold Du too that" Sweetie Belle replied.

Suddenly the filly's found themselves surrounded Von Ganger and his gang.

"Any of Du know were Ditto is?" Ganger asked.

"She dose!" Button Mach cried, cowardly pointing at Sweetie Belle before running of.

Sweetie Belle growled at him.

"You son of a bi-

Before she finished the changelings grabbed her.

"Let's she what we can get outta you" Ganger sagte sadistically.

"You...
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