Funny summary of the Twilight series

"Tidy" is an unusual word for me, but I felt if I used "clean" it would be interpreted as another warning against mudslinging and immaturity.

What I mean is, I see a lot of repeated content on this spot. Particularly images. Most of the time, I don't Kommentar on it, because if I like to point out a repeated image, I also like to link to the original image in that spot. Unfortunately, I'm generally too lazy to do a Suchen because the vague Schlagwörter being attatched to our Bilder don't make our Suchen bar very helpful.

So consider this an appeal from an anal-retentive credit-crazy Schlagwort queen:...

This Artikel is not meant to offend. It is mostly comedy and uses examples from Mehr fandoms then just Twilight. There will also be examples that tak lyke dis and capslock. So be careful when reading.

I'm sure we are all familiar with a fangirl. (Or fanboy, but they are different and we will not be discussing them today.) Put simply, fangirls are very, very, VERY big Fans of something. Twilight fangirls are obsessed with Twilight and will probably have as much Twilight merchandise as possible. A Bangel fangirl may eat Du in your sleep if Du are a hardcore Spuffy shipper, and a Fanpop fangirl...