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 OMG she totally stahl, stola that apfel, apple from Adam and Eve!!!
OMG she totally stole that apple from Adam and Eve!!!
The people on this spot who know me will be aware I'm an anti, but I think a part of using this spot fairly means me not only talking when I have something against Twilight, but also fessing up when I don't think Meyer/the books/actros/etc are in the wrong. I've heard a lot about how many of Meyer's plot points are too similar to those in other vampire/fantasy stories. Well, that's never the way it's put. It's usually closer to "she totally ripped off _____. That's a stolen idea!" and I wanted to talk about why I actually disagree with most of those accusations. I say 'most of' and not 'all...
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WARNING. Contains foul words in the beginning. The Twitalk starts about 0:59.
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Credit to _lina_ and cinders, because they did it first. Mehr credit to link because that's where this is from. _lina_ used the same one.

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Number 1: Someone tells Du oder he admits that he has hit women in the past. He has talked about his killing sprees, he has killed another woman (Yes, she is a vampire. Who cares?) in front of her. Check!

Number 2: He refers to all women he has dated in the past with derogatory terms. He may also refer to his mother using such terms as well. Not sure about checking this one oder not. He says she is the first one he dated, but then he talks of Tanya,...
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posted by nuxi
{edited, added some stuff, just an informal consideration of a few of the arguments that support the accusation}

"Bella schwan is a sociopath."

It’s an extreme statement, to be sure. However, it’s not one to be dismissed offhand, without consideration towards its arguments.

First, here are a couple definitions of the term sociopath.
-Random House Dictionary:
a person, as a psychopathic personality, whose behavior is antisocial and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility oder social conscience.
-American Heritage Dictionary of Cultural Literacy:
Someone whose social behavior is extremely abnormal....
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I would like to note that anne reis wrote the entire series before Meyer in case any idea's that anne stahl, stola it from stephanie __________________________________________________



1. The character louis thinks he deserves to be in hell....hmmmm sound familar to another vampire?Edward perhaps

2.Animal Blood can be drank Von Vampire but they prefer human blood in Interview with a Vampire AND Twilight soon followed this way

3. The Vampire skin dazzles humans apparently....Which is a lot like the sparkling skin that the cullens posess

4. There are immortal children in both of the books. The unnamed children...
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posted by OCFan123
Hi there! This is my first Artikel on the C.A.T spot, about my least Favorit character in twilight. Actually, my least Favorit character in history.

Bella Swan.

I seriously can't see why so many twilight Fans like her. She is sagte to be selfless, caring, understanding, and a good role model...when really she's the most selfish character in the whole book series.
Now then, here are several reasons why I dislike Bella.

1) Lack outside of Edward

Has Bella -even once- mentioned in any of the novels what she wanst to do with her life? (Besides wanting to be a vampire to be with Edward forever) Not...
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posted by renrae
We have a discussion on the Foren here about noteworthy things in twilight. I picked Angela, and now I realize that Jessica is noteworthy, too.


We'll start with Jessica!Hate. Besides Lauren, Jessica is probably the most hated human friend that Bella has. Reasons Twilighters give for this are 'Jessica is a brat', 'she ignores her in book two', 'she's too hyper', and 'i just don't like her'. Some of those are just ridiculous. 'Jessica is a brat'. How? How is Jessica a brat? Answer: She isn't. 'she ignores bella in book two' I'll elaborate on this one later, because it's pretty big. 'shes...
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OK, this is my very first Artikel - I have never written an Artikel for Fanpop before. It's a poor excuse if this turns out to be the poorest Artikel ever submitted, but I'm going to use it anyway... please go easy on me xD. This is LONG, so bär with me, I appreciate it!

I have been wondering for some time now about Bella's vulnerability, state of mind, and insgesamt mental well-being. New Moon, in the beginning, was my favourite book of the series, for two reasons: Jacob Black was instantly likeable and interesting, winning the Titel of my favourite character, but also the black hole that Bella...
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Someone doesn't like what Edward Cullen and his Twilight pals are doing to Vampire Mythology. Another funny parody. :)
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posted by MadamOcta13
Lately, I've heard and seen jokes and Kommentare about Edward being "pathetic" oder "gay" because he was a 100 Jahr old virgin. I've written this Artikel to state that I see no problem in him being a virgin. I feel that virginity is not something to poke fun at. It simply means that someone wants to save themselves for that special someone whom they are going to spend the rest of their life with. I myself am a virgin and plan to stay that way until I get married.

However, I am somewhat confused. If Edward has lived for 100 years and has yet to give himself to anyone, then why does he decide to have...
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Another EvilIguanaProduction Twilight related parody, this time on one of the New Moon trailers.
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When Du can live forever, what do Du live for? If you're Devon, Du live for stalking the mailroom guy.. I Liebe it! :D
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I'm just sayin' Bella is one of the worst role Models ever when it comes to love, sex and life choices and should not have allowed to be published in any shape oder form. I mean, when she's made the heroine of the story and marketted at teenage girls.

1. She's obsessively in Liebe with a control freak stalker.

Unfortunately it seems the vast majority of the Twilight fangirls are too with the very same freak.

2. She wants him so bad that she'll abandone everyone else she loves so that she could be with him. Even when it means she'll practically have to become a blood-drinking corpse.

(The movie 'Eclipse'...
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