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So.. Uh.. Yeah.. I Liebe Key and Peele.. And too like this movie, Du need too Liebe this humour, other wise it'll be just like any other, stupid, cliched comedy. Witch dick jokes, swearing, guns, and stereotypes..

So.. First.. A little background.

Keagen Michael Key and Jordan Peele were originally cast against each other so that fuchs could pick one black cast member (cause there's NOTHING racist about that).

but both ended up being picked after demonstrating great comedic chemistry.

Eventually the two created their OWN series.. Key and Peele.
Each episode of the Zeigen consists mainly of several pre-taped sketches starring the two actors. The sketches cover a variety of societal topics, often with a focus on American beliebt culture, ethnic stereotypes, and race relations.

Keagen had won 2 awards, and was nominated 12 times.

Same for Peele. Who also does stand up, but other than that, he does very little outside of Key and Peele. As where Key can be seen in many many Filme as minor characters, and usually being the best part of sagte movie.. Cause most of them are awful..

So, now, lets do the movie staring AND directed Von Key and Peele.

As usual, I'll repast the plot of the movie.. So here we go..

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Smoke and Oil Dresden (played Von Key and Peele in one of their left over costumes from the tv show), are a pair of professional assassins known as the "Allentown Boys", who enter a drug-processing facility run Von a Mexican drug cartel and kill everyone inside, including the boss King Diaz. The assassins take take Diaz's baby kitten, Iglesias, but when they are momentarily distracted Von policemen arriving, the cat escapes.

Meanwhile, Rell (Peele) has just been dumped Von his girlfriend; and while soaking, and smoking weed, because of coarse he does, he finds Iglesias on his doorstep, believes it too be a stray and adopts it, calling it Keanu.

Rell's cousin Clarence (Key) comes over to cheer him up and meets Keanu as well. Making that humourish face we see in the trailer and calling it "the cutest cat he's ever seen in his life".

Two weeks later, Clarence's wife, Hannah (Nia Long) and their daughter go out of town with the husband and daughter of a family friend, leaving Clarence alone.
Rell, who is much happier after taking care of Keanu and making a cliche calendar with it, Von taking various picture, takes Clarence take him out to see a Liam Neeson movie, telling Clearence he needs too loosen up.

But when the two return to Rell's house, they find the place has been ransacked and Keanu is missing. A distraught Rell drags Clarence along to the next-door residence of his weed dealer Hulka (Will Forte), who is blackmailed (by Rell threatening too destroy Hulka's favourite Musik albums) into revealing that the 17th St. Blips, a local gang, may have raided Rell's house instead of his, and directs them to a downtown strip club.

Rell and Clarence reluntantely go there, where Rell convinces Clarence to adopt a "gangsta" persona in order to infiltrate the gang; they call themselves "Tectonic" and "Shark Tank". The two meet Hi-C (Tiffany Haddish), who initially is skeptical of them, but nonetheless takes them to meet the gang's leader Cheddar (Method Man), who mistakes them for the Allentown Boys.

Cheddar has Keanu (having renamed him New Jack), and Rell asks for the cat, offering money, but keeping in character.

Cheddar will only do give over the cat, if they come along as expert advisors for the Blips on a run to sell a new drug called "Holy Shit"; they both reluctantly agree.

After taking their team through a team-building exercise, Rell, Clarence, Hi-C, and three other gang members drive to their delivery spot. While Clarence stays behind and introduces the young men to the Musik of George Michael (whom he describes as if he were black, to overcome their skepticism), Rell and Hi-C go to make the sale; the buyer turns out to be Anna Faris, who is partying with two friends. Faris invites them to play Truth oder Dare; she dares Hi-C to shoot Rell. When Hi-C refuses, a fight ensues in which Faris and her two guests are both shot and killed Von Hi-C, traumatizing Rell.

Later at the strip club after the run, Clarence accidentally smokes some Holy Shit, and experiences a drug trip in which he appears in a George Michael video, and Keanu speaks to him in the voice of Keanu Reeves (obviously for ironic reasons).

Rell begins to worry about his cousin and convinces him to just take Keanu and leave. The two do so, but are abducted on their way to their car Von the REAL Allentown Boys. Who tie Rell and Clarence to chairs and prepare to torture them, but Keanu claws through Rell's ropes, allowing him to free himself and Clarence, and they grab the Allentown Boys' guns. The Allentown boys continue to approach them, but Clarence and Rell panic and completely unload the Pistolen into them, seemingly killing them, and horrifying Rel and Clarence at the fact they done so.

On their way out of the building searching for Keanu, Rell and Clarence run into the Blips; Cheddar has discovered their real identities from a kidnapped Hulka, and forces them to come along to a meeting with the Mexican drug cartel at its mansion in the morning. At the meeting, the Blips meet with King Diaz's cousin speck (Luis Guzmán), offering Clarence and Rell as the supposed Allentown Boys, but when speck also demands "Iglesias", Cheddar refuses and starts a gunfight between the two gangs. Clarence and Rell realize that the team-building exercise the two took the gang through has improved their communication; they pick up Pistolen and shoot their way out of the mansion in pursuit of Bacon, who has taken Keanu, only for Rell to be shot in the leg and Clarence shot in the hand.

Rell – who doesn't have a driver license – hijacks Bacon's escape car with speck and Keanu in the back; Clarence gives chase in a car that belongs to Bacon's son. The chase ends at Clarence's house, where Rell crashes into the front yard, sending speck flying through where the windshield of the car would have been, had it not been removed in the chase. speck gets up and attempts to shoot Rell, but Clarence runs him over. speck gets up again, but is shot and killed Von Cheddar and the Blips. The Blips threaten Rell and Clarence, but Hi-C – secretly a police officer – breaks her cover and forces the Blips to drop their guns. When Cheddar attempts to shoot her, she kills him. The police arrive, and Hi-C reveals that Faris and her party guests were in on the whole operation and are all still alive, but Rell and Clarence will still have to go to jail for the activities they've taken part in, including the killing of the Allentown Boys; she promises to testify for leniency and agrees to go on a datum with Rell after they get out of jail.

Six months later, Rell and Clarence have only three weeks left on their jail sentences, but have commanded respect among the inmates – including the remaining Blips – for killing the Allentown boys. Hi-C, who has been taking care of Keanu, speaks with Rell through a visitation phone, where she reveals that she's just been to the veterinarian and discovered that Keanu has a rare disease: he will remain a kitten permanently.

In a post-credits scene, the Allentown Boys are revealed to have survived the shooting and get back into their car.

So.. What do Du think?
Sound good?

Cause it's what I expected.. In a good way..
posted by Canada24
#1: WHITE AMERICA:

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#2: GO TO SLEEP:

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#3: TILL I COLLAPSE:

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#4: RAP GOD:

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#5: DEMON INSIDE:

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#6: WITHOUT ME:

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#7: ROLE MODEL:

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#8: THE WAY I AM:

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#9: KIM:

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#10:

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Sorry if the Links fail.
If so,you can still find it Von the "names"
I'm feeling mean today!
Not lost, not blown away!
Just irritated, and quite hated, self control breaks down!
Why's everything so tame!?
I Like my life insane!
I'm fabricating, and debating, who I'm gonna kick around!

RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
Can't find a way, to get across the hate, when I see you!
RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
I feel it scratch inside!
I want to slash, and beat you!
RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
I rip apart the things inside, that excite you!
RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
I can't control myself, I fucking hate you!

I'm feeling cold today!
Not hurt just fucked away!
I'm devastated, and frustrated, God I feel so bound!
So why'd I feel the need!?...
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#1: AngryVideoGameNerd:
In his tests, the Nerd usually gets involved in other insane hijinks related to the game's subject matter, such as encountering characters like Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger and Bugs Bunny, which usually end violently, not only including but shockingly most of all with Bugs Bunny.
Although the "hero" of his show, the Nerd is unquestionably an anti-social, cruel and sometimes even psychotic individual - at least in the context of his own universe. This is especially prominent in his behavior towards enemies oder people who displease him, as he is prone to humiliate them...
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There's most certainly way Mehr but these are the only ones I can think of,.

#5: Ted Bundy:
I don't remember to much about this guy, but trust me. He's was horrible, I mean literary cheered when he was put to death..

#4: Ed Gein:
The REAL Texas chainsaw massacre (though it probably wasn't Texas)..

#3: Jeffery Dehmer:
Another cannibal, a gay cannibal.
He reminds of Pinkamena, he kills his victims, and eats them so he could keep them "inside him forever".
And that's not even the WORST of it..

#2: H.H.Homes:
I'm telling you, this guy was NUTS.
He killed hundreds of people, maybe even more.
And the worst...
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#6: lamm OF GOD - OMERTÀ:
Obviously the intrumental version is the only way this song can be tolerated.
But there is one part of the lyrics I 'kinda' like..
If Du lesson to the first versus, and then skip though the god awful chorus, and lesson to the Sekunde versus.
It's the only parts of the WHOLE song that's actually kinda catchy..

#5: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE - WAKING THE DEMON:
It's not real screamo, the only screamo parts are the first and Sekunde versus. But still counts..

#4: AVENGED SEVENFOLD - GOD HATES US:

#3: DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
Drowning pool isn't REAL screamo. And that's why I like...
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#5: SINISTER (2012):
There's a lot of spooky things about this film.
For one thing, th types the protagonist watches, each involves the grousome deaths of innocent family's, and too make things worse, the end reveals the were murdered Von their on youngest child, who became possessed Von Bagul.
Oh Bagul.. Let's talk about Bagul.
First off. Have Du see his face!?
If not, look it up on google.
The thing about the real Bagul.
Is once Du see his face in the 'movie', Du never STOP seeing his face.
He's kinda like Slenderman, your "fucked" once Du see his face.
Bagul himself, is the true definition of...
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WALKING DEAD:

Glenn: Remember, noise attracts them, s-
Daryl: (bangs his head and starts swearing at the oben, nach oben of his lungs, along with making every noise possible)

Rick: So.. Your telling me. I awoke from a coma, only to end up in the middle of zombie apolocpise!?
Morgan: That's about the size of it.
Rick: WELL FUCK MY LIFE!
Morgan: Hey! No swearing in front of my boy!
Rick: Fuck that! He's just gonna end up dead anyway. And Du gone crazy.
Morgan: Still.. Don't fuckin swear!
Rick: Fiiiiiine.

Shane: (in Rick's coma) Von the way. I'm gonna start a Zufällig relationship with your, not even hot, wife.. And...
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posted by Canada24
Another interesting episode..

Why is that spirit ALWAYS smiling. Is he like the joker?
It's kinda funny.

I never really have much to say about this so.
Nothing to really make fun of.

Except that line
"I am juctice" That's not arrogant at all (I'm using sarcasm of coarse).

Till Weiter episode I guess

Can't find Monster.. So just sticking to this one..

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posted by Canada24
ALMOST EASY:

OH!

I FEEL INSANE!
Every single time!
I'm asked to compromise!

CAUSE I'M AFRIED!
And stuck in my ways!
And that's the way it sta-a-ays!

So how long did I expect, Liebe to outweigh ignorance!?
By that look on your face, I may have forced the scale to tip!

I'M NOT INSANE!
I'M NOT INSANE!
I'M NOT INSANE!
I'M NOOOOOOTT!!

Not Insane!

(Mother!)
Come back to me, it's almost easy!
(Said it all!)
Come back again, it's almost easy!

SHAME!
Pulses through my heart!
From the things I've done to you!

IT'S HARD TO FACE!
But the fact remains!
That this is nothing ne-e-ew!

I left Du bound and tied, with suicidal memories!...
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MASTER SWORD:

Sword: (writing fanfic of Derpy, but then Saten comes in and he switches it too porn, of all things)..

Saten: How do I know Du won't shoot me in the eye
Sword: (literary aiming a sniper gun at Saten's eye) No, no, I won't shoot Du in the eye..

Sword: Let's look at the bright sides... Saten not being drunk, bright sides.

Sword: GODDAMN IT, CHIMNEY, SHUT THAT FUCKING REPEATING BROKEN RECORD Du CALL A MOUTH!

Sword: Whats with the knife!? Please tell me that's going to be used for non-stabbing me purposes!

Sword: Oh, and I should apologize,. I guess when I saw Derpy getting hurt I just...
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posted by Canada24
Okay..

I know I am not nearly the review WindWaker is,
And that my reviews aren't usually lessoned to.

But I am making this huge arsch review anyway..

This story is complete bullshit.
Everything about it dosen't even make sense.

Here's "my verison" of what happens.

Jeff (insert last name here) is a completely normal, unviolent, average boy.
Who is the victim of bullying.

Obviously bullying is bad.
There's no joke about how terrible bullying is.
And that causes people to kill themselves (not even joking).

But sense this is a creepypasta, and most creepypastas don't make fuckin sense to me.
Jeff decides, instead...
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DEATH NOTE:
It looks interesting so maybe the dozens of people asking might get what they want :D


MONSTER:
Yeah.. Again, dozens of requests.. I think I will at some point..


DRAGON BALL Z:
I would. But I have trouble finding it..


HELLSING ORGINAL:
Someday maybe, but most OTHER people say there's not much need. It's not very good..


BLACK LAGOON:
I tried.
It's great. But too many cliche's for me.
And the voices ruin it for me..



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When Du watch the Mehr serious films, Freddy Krueger IS something that can be considered actually scary.

First off, dreams are suppose to be a safe, sicher place.
And what makes the orginal so scary, is the fact that the dream sequences themselves look and feel so spooky.
Something the remake ALSO fails at.

Freddy dosen't just suddenly appear, like in the remake.
He quietly calls out your name, he makes Du feel uneasy.
And than when he dose appear in the original, most times we see him like this..



Yeah, he's in the shadows. He's mysterious.
In fact, Freddy can be compared to Steven King's IT.
He...
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Nobody has ever made this list.
And now that I'm hooked to him again, I decided to do it myself. Dreamtime says I can make people like bands somehow.. So maybe this will help.

A lot of people don't talk about this guy. Probably cause he is in fact an actual Satanist.
And most of his songs are about black magic and the devil himself.

I do admit that's a bit disturbing for me, as an Christian. But I don't judge people on this stuff..

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#1: EVIL:
It may not be very good. But it introduced ME to him.
So may as well add it as number 1.


#2:...
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SATEN TWIST:
Although he usually means well. Saten Twist isn't always as innocent as the other my little pony characters. He's been known to kill 3 people (though non of them were on purpose).
Saten often reveals to have had a very bad childhood, his father was abusive to him and his mother, and his mother was emotionally distant, never Wird angezeigt him any true signs of love. As a result, Saten has grown into a recovering alcoholic, who sometimes takes weed, and has strong temper issues witch often makes him unpredictable, and sometimes even sadistic.
However, he is also shown to be quite immature...
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posted by Canada24
 Gotta Liebe Anderson
Gotta love Anderson
Sup?

This I actually such a AWESOME series.
I was too hard on the first episode, I'd have to rewatch it sometime.

But anyway.
As Du can tell Von the picture, I am really taking a likeness towards Anderson.
He is so cool to look at.

But I'm also starting to take likeness towards The Major.
He is such a deep character, and makes for an amazing villain.
Not to mention, he's a good villain, because he, what to me, defines TRUE evil.
The type of peron who only wants to see the world burn, there's no reasoning with him.

Though unfortantly, I am starting to have LESS enjoyment towards Alucard.
He may be on...
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