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So.. Uh.. Yeah.. I Liebe Key and Peele.. And too like this movie, Du need too Liebe this humour, other wise it'll be just like any other, stupid, cliched comedy. Witch dick jokes, swearing, guns, and stereotypes..

So.. First.. A little background.

Keagen Michael Key and Jordan Peele were originally cast against each other so that fuchs could pick one black cast member (cause there's NOTHING racist about that).

but both ended up being picked after demonstrating great comedic chemistry.

Eventually the two created their OWN series.. Key and Peele.
Each episode of the Zeigen consists mainly of several pre-taped sketches starring the two actors. The sketches cover a variety of societal topics, often with a focus on American beliebt culture, ethnic stereotypes, and race relations.

Keagen had won 2 awards, and was nominated 12 times.

Same for Peele. Who also does stand up, but other than that, he does very little outside of Key and Peele. As where Key can be seen in many many Filme as minor characters, and usually being the best part of sagte movie.. Cause most of them are awful..

So, now, lets do the movie staring AND directed Von Key and Peele.

As usual, I'll repast the plot of the movie.. So here we go..

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Smoke and Oil Dresden (played Von Key and Peele in one of their left over costumes from the tv show), are a pair of professional assassins known as the "Allentown Boys", who enter a drug-processing facility run Von a Mexican drug cartel and kill everyone inside, including the boss King Diaz. The assassins take take Diaz's baby kitten, Iglesias, but when they are momentarily distracted Von policemen arriving, the cat escapes.

Meanwhile, Rell (Peele) has just been dumped Von his girlfriend; and while soaking, and smoking weed, because of coarse he does, he finds Iglesias on his doorstep, believes it too be a stray and adopts it, calling it Keanu.

Rell's cousin Clarence (Key) comes over to cheer him up and meets Keanu as well. Making that humourish face we see in the trailer and calling it "the cutest cat he's ever seen in his life".

Two weeks later, Clarence's wife, Hannah (Nia Long) and their daughter go out of town with the husband and daughter of a family friend, leaving Clarence alone.
Rell, who is much happier after taking care of Keanu and making a cliche calendar with it, Von taking various picture, takes Clarence take him out to see a Liam Neeson movie, telling Clearence he needs too loosen up.

But when the two return to Rell's house, they find the place has been ransacked and Keanu is missing. A distraught Rell drags Clarence along to the next-door residence of his weed dealer Hulka (Will Forte), who is blackmailed (by Rell threatening too destroy Hulka's favourite Musik albums) into revealing that the 17th St. Blips, a local gang, may have raided Rell's house instead of his, and directs them to a downtown strip club.

Rell and Clarence reluntantely go there, where Rell convinces Clarence to adopt a "gangsta" persona in order to infiltrate the gang; they call themselves "Tectonic" and "Shark Tank". The two meet Hi-C (Tiffany Haddish), who initially is skeptical of them, but nonetheless takes them to meet the gang's leader Cheddar (Method Man), who mistakes them for the Allentown Boys.

Cheddar has Keanu (having renamed him New Jack), and Rell asks for the cat, offering money, but keeping in character.

Cheddar will only do give over the cat, if they come along as expert advisors for the Blips on a run to sell a new drug called "Holy Shit"; they both reluctantly agree.

After taking their team through a team-building exercise, Rell, Clarence, Hi-C, and three other gang members drive to their delivery spot. While Clarence stays behind and introduces the young men to the Musik of George Michael (whom he describes as if he were black, to overcome their skepticism), Rell and Hi-C go to make the sale; the buyer turns out to be Anna Faris, who is partying with two friends. Faris invites them to play Truth oder Dare; she dares Hi-C to shoot Rell. When Hi-C refuses, a fight ensues in which Faris and her two guests are both shot and killed Von Hi-C, traumatizing Rell.

Later at the strip club after the run, Clarence accidentally smokes some Holy Shit, and experiences a drug trip in which he appears in a George Michael video, and Keanu speaks to him in the voice of Keanu Reeves (obviously for ironic reasons).

Rell begins to worry about his cousin and convinces him to just take Keanu and leave. The two do so, but are abducted on their way to their car Von the REAL Allentown Boys. Who tie Rell and Clarence to chairs and prepare to torture them, but Keanu claws through Rell's ropes, allowing him to free himself and Clarence, and they grab the Allentown Boys' guns. The Allentown boys continue to approach them, but Clarence and Rell panic and completely unload the Pistolen into them, seemingly killing them, and horrifying Rel and Clarence at the fact they done so.

On their way out of the building searching for Keanu, Rell and Clarence run into the Blips; Cheddar has discovered their real identities from a kidnapped Hulka, and forces them to come along to a meeting with the Mexican drug cartel at its mansion in the morning. At the meeting, the Blips meet with King Diaz's cousin speck (Luis Guzmán), offering Clarence and Rell as the supposed Allentown Boys, but when speck also demands "Iglesias", Cheddar refuses and starts a gunfight between the two gangs. Clarence and Rell realize that the team-building exercise the two took the gang through has improved their communication; they pick up Pistolen and shoot their way out of the mansion in pursuit of Bacon, who has taken Keanu, only for Rell to be shot in the leg and Clarence shot in the hand.

Rell – who doesn't have a driver license – hijacks Bacon's escape car with speck and Keanu in the back; Clarence gives chase in a car that belongs to Bacon's son. The chase ends at Clarence's house, where Rell crashes into the front yard, sending speck flying through where the windshield of the car would have been, had it not been removed in the chase. speck gets up and attempts to shoot Rell, but Clarence runs him over. speck gets up again, but is shot and killed Von Cheddar and the Blips. The Blips threaten Rell and Clarence, but Hi-C – secretly a police officer – breaks her cover and forces the Blips to drop their guns. When Cheddar attempts to shoot her, she kills him. The police arrive, and Hi-C reveals that Faris and her party guests were in on the whole operation and are all still alive, but Rell and Clarence will still have to go to jail for the activities they've taken part in, including the killing of the Allentown Boys; she promises to testify for leniency and agrees to go on a datum with Rell after they get out of jail.

Six months later, Rell and Clarence have only three weeks left on their jail sentences, but have commanded respect among the inmates – including the remaining Blips – for killing the Allentown boys. Hi-C, who has been taking care of Keanu, speaks with Rell through a visitation phone, where she reveals that she's just been to the veterinarian and discovered that Keanu has a rare disease: he will remain a kitten permanently.

In a post-credits scene, the Allentown Boys are revealed to have survived the shooting and get back into their car.

So.. What do Du think?
Sound good?

Cause it's what I expected.. In a good way..
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#5: BRAIN/FAMILY GUY:
This was only temporary, mostly cause everyone was mad at Seth Macfarlene for killing off a major character.
But due to Family Guys senses of 'convient' gags.
Stewie uses his time machine to stop brain from being killed in the first place, and nobody knew about this so not much has changed from then..

#4: Charlie/Two and a half men:
At the beginning of one of the newer seasons the REAL Charlie was fired from the cast do to his various 'issues'.
And his character is killed off and the season literary starts with his funeral, witch is ruined Von the shows constant need for crude...
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#1: DON’T GO TO SLEEP:
Hate how your life is?, yeah, well, DEAL WITH IT!
Other wise, your be taken to court Von the Reality Police and put on trial simply because Du sagte your reality sucked..

#2: MY HAIRY ADVENTURE:
If your turned into a dog Von a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget Du ever existed..

#3: WEREWOLF OF FEVER SWAMP:
Your parents cannot be trusted. They are fools at best, and werewolf-enablers at worst. Just looking for any excuse to take your beloved dog to the pound. Also, your best friend is not really your friend, and has a terrible secret....
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Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) Hey cowboy? Du mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, Du DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of Du left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK Du VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Terry: BULLSHIT!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where Du guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!...
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I missed my chance.. I'm always one Jahr behind in this show.. But now that their Wird angezeigt every episode in order, to prepare for the new season 7, so I'm getting my chance.

I'm so excited, especially cause it has Steven Ogg in it now. (AKA, this guy).



It's pretty easy to say that Grand Theft Auto did a lot for this guy, cause now just about everyone knows who he is.

It's weird how he always protrays nutcase's like Trevor, when the real Steve Ogg is such a nice guy from what I can tell.

But still, the guy that portrayed Trevor Phillips.
How can that NOT be awesome for the dark, violent, nature of a Zeigen like Walking Dead?

Where, even someone as kind hearted as Rick Grimes has murdered people in cold blood, in newer seasons he doesn't even feel remorse anymore.

But, yeah.. Steve Ogg.. I'm excited :)
#1: SCARY MOVIE ONE:
Too be honest, the only enjoyable thing about this movie is GHOSTFACE being a smart ass.. And that alone is enough to make this list..


#2: MEN WHO STARE AT GHOSTS:
There actually is a REALLY hilarious scene.
A bunch of marines are scouting the area, a motorcycle drives by, making that sound that kind sounds like a bullet, so mistake this for an attack they open fire, killing each other (cause they got guns)..


#3: SCOOBY DOO - MONSTERS UNLEASHED:
I don't care what others say. Matthew Lillard is HILARIOUS!


#4: GROWNS UP 2:
The Tag finally came.. The guy from Twilight DID make me...
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Vaas
The story stars Carly Jade.. A character a friend let's me use for my stories..

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Carly awoke in a cell, seeing she was tied up in a cage, along with her new friend Grant Brody. All she remembered was trying to take a vacation with her husband Johnny Klebitz, and a bunch of their friends.

They were told about Rock Island Von what was unknown to them, one of Vaas's spotters, and now here she was alone in this weird place, and scared as she realized she was tied up.

"Ahh, your awake" Came a voice.

Carly looked up, and saw a scary looking...
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#1: NOSTAGLIA CRITIC:
(real name Doug Walker):
He's loud, he's foul mouthed, he's non-apologictic. And he carries a gun everywhere he goes.
Obviously not someone you'd want babysitting your kids (the character, not the real Doug Walker, he seems really nice)..
I learned the hard way.. Once Du find him.. Du never stop, until you've seen EVERY video... Still haven't..


#2: PEANUTBUTTERGAMER:
(Real name unknown)
It's DUMB humour done right.
PBG is immature humour. But in a good way.
Anyone who likes JonTron, would like PBG.
And his Videos of original Aminal crossing, and PuttPutt games take me back to...
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It's funny..

In 2003 I guess I was STILL Schreiben fanfiction. That story that's on my Fictionpress page, named HORROR OF WAR, that is CORRECT in saying it's the based on the first full story I EVER wrote (only it's been edited with what I know now about proper editing and details).
Is secretly a fanfiction about CALL OF DUTY Partially, Sgt Eric Rocks was based on Sgt Frank Mcullin from the game, both characters die, both tragically.
I guess my character Sgt Tomboy was based on Mike Dixon.. But I don't remember too well.

Either way. It's funny how I got from THAT. (crappy grammer, and poor details), to what I am now..


Guess I owe Call of Duty 3 a bit of a thank Du :)
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I had a LOT of free time today.
My house is being worked on. So I'm literary stuck in my room. Watching tv, and writing.

So I decided to watch episides 5 and 6 of Death note.
That's right TWO episodes.

I watched it a while ago.
But forgot to review so here we go.

Yes.
We finally see L.

For some reason, watching him seems so awkward.
Like he doesn't want to be there. oder ANYWHERE.
Don't say I hate him.
Just don't really like him.
He might get better though, who knows.

Plus he looks WAY to much like Jeff the Killer Fan fictions (like this image).
So that leaves it hard for me to take him all that seriously.
#1: OVERLY BADASS HEROES:
Nobody is THAT good at fighting. It's starting to become just plane dumb..


#2: MONOLOGING:
Just fuckin shoot him already! Nobody cares about WHY your evil..


#3: FOLLOWING THE NOISE:
If Du hear mysterious noises inside a haunted house, don't open the sagte door, FUCKIN RUN!!


#4: DUMB BLONDE:
a negative stereotype about the intelligence of blondes, I myself take great offense to this, most of my family is blonde..


#5: THE BLACK BEST FRIEND:
Ever group of three white Friends NEEDS a forth black one to complete it. It's the law of movies..


#6: MATRIX SPOOF:
First time wasn';t...
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This idea was gegeben to me Von Big Bang Theory and Two and Half Men.. My Favorit sitcoms.. So I'll have references to both.

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Dash, while having her ipod attached to her car, and had it playing (Nirvana - herz Shaped Box) playing loudly, drove onto the McReary's drive way, she was invited to celebrate thanks giving with them, sense they see her as family.

"(sighs) Let's do this" Dash sagte to herself, taking a drink out of a Bud Light bottle she brought with her.

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Dash rang the door...
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Later from ontop the roofs, Packie is seen placing an Red dot sight on his AK47.

Niko was seen reloading an SMG.

"You sure that will be enough?" Packie asked, seeing his small sized gun.

"It's lighter and smaller than a rifle.. And plus it got me this far" Niko replied.

"If Du say so... Anyway. This is where the deal's meant to be going down.. (sees boot coming in) And here's the boat, right on time.. See those boxes on the back of the boat? They must be bringing cloned meds" Packie said, quietly so they wouldn't be heard.

Niko: Meds?

"Yeah. Sutff that'll stop housewives cutting their wrists and...
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TWO WEEKS BEFORE MOST OF THE EVENTS IN Grand Theft Auto 4:

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"Mrs Lucia.. We're afraid your sister hasn't made it" sagte unknown doctor, as he come to Dash in the hospital's waiting room.

"Hmmm... Guess I shouldn't be too serprised.. Bad luck follows me like a friggin disease" Dash said, hiding most of her sadness.

It's not very often Dash shows emotion, it's something her father use to teach her.

As a result she probably is the LEAST tempered character of the Grand Theft auto world.

But still though.

Her sister was all she had, her parents died 2 years earlier. So it's hard on her.
#1: THE GOVERNOR - WALKING DEAD:
The Governor has gotten a bad wickeln, wickeln sie on The Walking Dead thus far. Sure, he killed his bestie Milton and practically sealed Andrea’s sad fate in the midst of waging war on Rick and the prison gang, but is the former dad really evil, oder is he just trying to do his best to survive in this post-apocalyptic world?

The Gov’s portrayer, David Morrissey, had an interesting perspective on his counterpart’s motivations and psyche, which he voiced during San Diego Comic-Con last month. “At the end of last season, he was in a very dark place — but he feels like they...
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SATEN TWIST:

Saten Twist is the anti hero, and Titel character of the comedic series SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES:

The most known about Saten's backstory is that he never met his father, and lived with an alcoholic, cruel mother who caused him to Bewegen in with his cousin and close friend Derpy Hooves.
They lived in Fillydefia, till one Tag Saten unintentionally kills a local bully, who showed, uninvited, to make fun of Derpy after she bangs her head, causing her trademark eye design. Ironically this caused him to get his cutie mark, despite it not even being his "talent".,

Derpy, fearing prison, gets...
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DITTO:

Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream.
Scootaloo: (sighs) What did Du do?
Ditto: Nothing!
Scootaloo: (unconvinced stare)
Ditto: (groans) ONE little fat joke.

Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach).
Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the Weiter time your gonna spin around so much
Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.

Ditto: Hey Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out?
Luna: ... I guess I could do this sort of thing. I have never tried it, though I am curious to see how it is.
Ditto: Great... I.. Really.. Uhh.....
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GANGER:
His full backstory is never revealed.
Most known about his past, is that he worked as one of the canterlot guards..

STORY ONE (the story of Ditto)
Ganger is much less evil in story one.
As the readers can somewhat sympathise with him, due to being turned into an Changeling against his will.
But he still has fairly villainous scenes.
Most notably, is when he nearly turns regenbogen Dash into a changeling, and calls her a hündin before doing so (the word itself isn't fully shown)

STORY TWO (Ditto Returns)
From here, Ganger becomes much less sympathised Von the readers.
As he wants revenge on Ditto...
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CLIFF HUDSON:
His reason for insanity is because he Lost his family, and keeps getting flash backs of war. And unlike most villains he actually apologizes to the protagonist before he dies, and Frank closes his eyes out of respect..

ADAM THE CLOWN:
Once a happy clown. He was driven over the edge when he witnessed the childrun he loved get eaten alive Von the undead. Unable to cope, he placed Puppen on the roller coaster and treated them like the childrun. And stopping, even killing, anyone who tried to turn off the ride. Doing so would bring zombies onto the roller coaster..

SLAPPY/orginal:
Well.....
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