So.. Uh.. Yeah.. I Liebe Key and Peele.. And too like this movie, Du need too Liebe this humour, other wise it'll be just like any other, stupid, cliched comedy. Witch dick jokes, swearing, guns, and stereotypes..
So.. First.. A little background.
Keagen Michael Key and Jordan Peele were originally cast against each other so that fuchs could pick one black cast member (cause there's NOTHING racist about that).
but both ended up being picked after demonstrating great comedic chemistry.
Eventually the two created their OWN series.. Key and Peele.
Each episode of the Zeigen consists mainly of several pre-taped sketches starring the two actors. The sketches cover a variety of societal topics, often with a focus on American beliebt culture, ethnic stereotypes, and race relations.
Keagen had won 2 awards, and was nominated 12 times.
Same for Peele. Who also does stand up, but other than that, he does very little outside of Key and Peele. As where Key can be seen in many many Filme as minor characters, and usually being the best part of sagte movie.. Cause most of them are awful..
So, now, lets do the movie staring AND directed Von Key and Peele.
As usual, I'll repast the plot of the movie.. So here we go..
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Smoke and Oil Dresden (played Von Key and Peele in one of their left over costumes from the tv show), are a pair of professional assassins known as the "Allentown Boys", who enter a drug-processing facility run Von a Mexican drug cartel and kill everyone inside, including the boss King Diaz. The assassins take take Diaz's baby kitten, Iglesias, but when they are momentarily distracted Von policemen arriving, the cat escapes.
Meanwhile, Rell (Peele) has just been dumped Von his girlfriend; and while soaking, and smoking weed, because of coarse he does, he finds Iglesias on his doorstep, believes it too be a stray and adopts it, calling it Keanu.
Rell's cousin Clarence (Key) comes over to cheer him up and meets Keanu as well. Making that humourish face we see in the trailer and calling it "the cutest cat he's ever seen in his life".
Two weeks later, Clarence's wife, Hannah (Nia Long) and their daughter go out of town with the husband and daughter of a family friend, leaving Clarence alone.
Rell, who is much happier after taking care of Keanu and making a cliche calendar with it, Von taking various picture, takes Clarence take him out to see a Liam Neeson movie, telling Clearence he needs too loosen up.
But when the two return to Rell's house, they find the place has been ransacked and Keanu is missing. A distraught Rell drags Clarence along to the next-door residence of his weed dealer Hulka (Will Forte), who is blackmailed (by Rell threatening too destroy Hulka's favourite Musik albums) into revealing that the 17th St. Blips, a local gang, may have raided Rell's house instead of his, and directs them to a downtown strip club.
Rell and Clarence reluntantely go there, where Rell convinces Clarence to adopt a "gangsta" persona in order to infiltrate the gang; they call themselves "Tectonic" and "Shark Tank". The two meet Hi-C (Tiffany Haddish), who initially is skeptical of them, but nonetheless takes them to meet the gang's leader Cheddar (Method Man), who mistakes them for the Allentown Boys.
Cheddar has Keanu (having renamed him New Jack), and Rell asks for the cat, offering money, but keeping in character.
Cheddar will only do give over the cat, if they come along as expert advisors for the Blips on a run to sell a new drug called "Holy Shit"; they both reluctantly agree.
After taking their team through a team-building exercise, Rell, Clarence, Hi-C, and three other gang members drive to their delivery spot. While Clarence stays behind and introduces the young men to the Musik of George Michael (whom he describes as if he were black, to overcome their skepticism), Rell and Hi-C go to make the sale; the buyer turns out to be Anna Faris, who is partying with two friends. Faris invites them to play Truth oder Dare; she dares Hi-C to shoot Rell. When Hi-C refuses, a fight ensues in which Faris and her two guests are both shot and killed Von Hi-C, traumatizing Rell.
Later at the strip club after the run, Clarence accidentally smokes some Holy Shit, and experiences a drug trip in which he appears in a George Michael video, and Keanu speaks to him in the voice of Keanu Reeves (obviously for ironic reasons).
Rell begins to worry about his cousin and convinces him to just take Keanu and leave. The two do so, but are abducted on their way to their car Von the REAL Allentown Boys. Who tie Rell and Clarence to chairs and prepare to torture them, but Keanu claws through Rell's ropes, allowing him to free himself and Clarence, and they grab the Allentown Boys' guns. The Allentown boys continue to approach them, but Clarence and Rell panic and completely unload the Pistolen into them, seemingly killing them, and horrifying Rel and Clarence at the fact they done so.
On their way out of the building searching for Keanu, Rell and Clarence run into the Blips; Cheddar has discovered their real identities from a kidnapped Hulka, and forces them to come along to a meeting with the Mexican drug cartel at its mansion in the morning. At the meeting, the Blips meet with King Diaz's cousin speck (Luis Guzmán), offering Clarence and Rell as the supposed Allentown Boys, but when speck also demands "Iglesias", Cheddar refuses and starts a gunfight between the two gangs. Clarence and Rell realize that the team-building exercise the two took the gang through has improved their communication; they pick up Pistolen and shoot their way out of the mansion in pursuit of Bacon, who has taken Keanu, only for Rell to be shot in the leg and Clarence shot in the hand.
Rell – who doesn't have a driver license – hijacks Bacon's escape car with speck and Keanu in the back; Clarence gives chase in a car that belongs to Bacon's son. The chase ends at Clarence's house, where Rell crashes into the front yard, sending speck flying through where the windshield of the car would have been, had it not been removed in the chase. speck gets up and attempts to shoot Rell, but Clarence runs him over. speck gets up again, but is shot and killed Von Cheddar and the Blips. The Blips threaten Rell and Clarence, but Hi-C – secretly a police officer – breaks her cover and forces the Blips to drop their guns. When Cheddar attempts to shoot her, she kills him. The police arrive, and Hi-C reveals that Faris and her party guests were in on the whole operation and are all still alive, but Rell and Clarence will still have to go to jail for the activities they've taken part in, including the killing of the Allentown Boys; she promises to testify for leniency and agrees to go on a datum with Rell after they get out of jail.
Six months later, Rell and Clarence have only three weeks left on their jail sentences, but have commanded respect among the inmates – including the remaining Blips – for killing the Allentown boys. Hi-C, who has been taking care of Keanu, speaks with Rell through a visitation phone, where she reveals that she's just been to the veterinarian and discovered that Keanu has a rare disease: he will remain a kitten permanently.
In a post-credits scene, the Allentown Boys are revealed to have survived the shooting and get back into their car.
So.. What do Du think?
Sound good?
Cause it's what I expected.. In a good way..
So.. First.. A little background.
Keagen Michael Key and Jordan Peele were originally cast against each other so that fuchs could pick one black cast member (cause there's NOTHING racist about that).
but both ended up being picked after demonstrating great comedic chemistry.
Eventually the two created their OWN series.. Key and Peele.
Each episode of the Zeigen consists mainly of several pre-taped sketches starring the two actors. The sketches cover a variety of societal topics, often with a focus on American beliebt culture, ethnic stereotypes, and race relations.
Keagen had won 2 awards, and was nominated 12 times.
Same for Peele. Who also does stand up, but other than that, he does very little outside of Key and Peele. As where Key can be seen in many many Filme as minor characters, and usually being the best part of sagte movie.. Cause most of them are awful..
So, now, lets do the movie staring AND directed Von Key and Peele.
As usual, I'll repast the plot of the movie.. So here we go..
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Smoke and Oil Dresden (played Von Key and Peele in one of their left over costumes from the tv show), are a pair of professional assassins known as the "Allentown Boys", who enter a drug-processing facility run Von a Mexican drug cartel and kill everyone inside, including the boss King Diaz. The assassins take take Diaz's baby kitten, Iglesias, but when they are momentarily distracted Von policemen arriving, the cat escapes.
Meanwhile, Rell (Peele) has just been dumped Von his girlfriend; and while soaking, and smoking weed, because of coarse he does, he finds Iglesias on his doorstep, believes it too be a stray and adopts it, calling it Keanu.
Rell's cousin Clarence (Key) comes over to cheer him up and meets Keanu as well. Making that humourish face we see in the trailer and calling it "the cutest cat he's ever seen in his life".
Two weeks later, Clarence's wife, Hannah (Nia Long) and their daughter go out of town with the husband and daughter of a family friend, leaving Clarence alone.
Rell, who is much happier after taking care of Keanu and making a cliche calendar with it, Von taking various picture, takes Clarence take him out to see a Liam Neeson movie, telling Clearence he needs too loosen up.
But when the two return to Rell's house, they find the place has been ransacked and Keanu is missing. A distraught Rell drags Clarence along to the next-door residence of his weed dealer Hulka (Will Forte), who is blackmailed (by Rell threatening too destroy Hulka's favourite Musik albums) into revealing that the 17th St. Blips, a local gang, may have raided Rell's house instead of his, and directs them to a downtown strip club.
Rell and Clarence reluntantely go there, where Rell convinces Clarence to adopt a "gangsta" persona in order to infiltrate the gang; they call themselves "Tectonic" and "Shark Tank". The two meet Hi-C (Tiffany Haddish), who initially is skeptical of them, but nonetheless takes them to meet the gang's leader Cheddar (Method Man), who mistakes them for the Allentown Boys.
Cheddar has Keanu (having renamed him New Jack), and Rell asks for the cat, offering money, but keeping in character.
Cheddar will only do give over the cat, if they come along as expert advisors for the Blips on a run to sell a new drug called "Holy Shit"; they both reluctantly agree.
After taking their team through a team-building exercise, Rell, Clarence, Hi-C, and three other gang members drive to their delivery spot. While Clarence stays behind and introduces the young men to the Musik of George Michael (whom he describes as if he were black, to overcome their skepticism), Rell and Hi-C go to make the sale; the buyer turns out to be Anna Faris, who is partying with two friends. Faris invites them to play Truth oder Dare; she dares Hi-C to shoot Rell. When Hi-C refuses, a fight ensues in which Faris and her two guests are both shot and killed Von Hi-C, traumatizing Rell.
Later at the strip club after the run, Clarence accidentally smokes some Holy Shit, and experiences a drug trip in which he appears in a George Michael video, and Keanu speaks to him in the voice of Keanu Reeves (obviously for ironic reasons).
Rell begins to worry about his cousin and convinces him to just take Keanu and leave. The two do so, but are abducted on their way to their car Von the REAL Allentown Boys. Who tie Rell and Clarence to chairs and prepare to torture them, but Keanu claws through Rell's ropes, allowing him to free himself and Clarence, and they grab the Allentown Boys' guns. The Allentown boys continue to approach them, but Clarence and Rell panic and completely unload the Pistolen into them, seemingly killing them, and horrifying Rel and Clarence at the fact they done so.
On their way out of the building searching for Keanu, Rell and Clarence run into the Blips; Cheddar has discovered their real identities from a kidnapped Hulka, and forces them to come along to a meeting with the Mexican drug cartel at its mansion in the morning. At the meeting, the Blips meet with King Diaz's cousin speck (Luis Guzmán), offering Clarence and Rell as the supposed Allentown Boys, but when speck also demands "Iglesias", Cheddar refuses and starts a gunfight between the two gangs. Clarence and Rell realize that the team-building exercise the two took the gang through has improved their communication; they pick up Pistolen and shoot their way out of the mansion in pursuit of Bacon, who has taken Keanu, only for Rell to be shot in the leg and Clarence shot in the hand.
Rell – who doesn't have a driver license – hijacks Bacon's escape car with speck and Keanu in the back; Clarence gives chase in a car that belongs to Bacon's son. The chase ends at Clarence's house, where Rell crashes into the front yard, sending speck flying through where the windshield of the car would have been, had it not been removed in the chase. speck gets up and attempts to shoot Rell, but Clarence runs him over. speck gets up again, but is shot and killed Von Cheddar and the Blips. The Blips threaten Rell and Clarence, but Hi-C – secretly a police officer – breaks her cover and forces the Blips to drop their guns. When Cheddar attempts to shoot her, she kills him. The police arrive, and Hi-C reveals that Faris and her party guests were in on the whole operation and are all still alive, but Rell and Clarence will still have to go to jail for the activities they've taken part in, including the killing of the Allentown Boys; she promises to testify for leniency and agrees to go on a datum with Rell after they get out of jail.
Six months later, Rell and Clarence have only three weeks left on their jail sentences, but have commanded respect among the inmates – including the remaining Blips – for killing the Allentown boys. Hi-C, who has been taking care of Keanu, speaks with Rell through a visitation phone, where she reveals that she's just been to the veterinarian and discovered that Keanu has a rare disease: he will remain a kitten permanently.
In a post-credits scene, the Allentown Boys are revealed to have survived the shooting and get back into their car.
So.. What do Du think?
Sound good?
Cause it's what I expected.. In a good way..
Wow..
Thats all I can say.
Wow..
I'm glad the Nazi hündin died so horribly, she was really starting to piss me off. All she dose is fuck with peope's minds, instead of fighting fairly.
And as much I can't say I'm a Fan of Sara's.
I mean, she's a good character, but there's just something bout her I don't like..
But obviously that didn't make it any easier to hear her suffering, so. Yeah.. It's one thing I hate worse then seeing army men die, it's seeing attractive woman being tortured.l
But anyway.
Let's Bewegen on the elefant of the room.
Pip's death.. THAT elefant in the room.
And as sad depressing as it was, I can't say it came as a complete serprise to me.
I read certain spoilers once, so I also am aware that Anderson dies, nd Walter backstabs them, so.. I'm aware of that.
So.. Yeah.
Still though, Pip has earned his rest, so. We can think of it that way..
Thats all I can say.
Wow..
I'm glad the Nazi hündin died so horribly, she was really starting to piss me off. All she dose is fuck with peope's minds, instead of fighting fairly.
And as much I can't say I'm a Fan of Sara's.
I mean, she's a good character, but there's just something bout her I don't like..
But obviously that didn't make it any easier to hear her suffering, so. Yeah.. It's one thing I hate worse then seeing army men die, it's seeing attractive woman being tortured.l
But anyway.
Let's Bewegen on the elefant of the room.
Pip's death.. THAT elefant in the room.
And as sad depressing as it was, I can't say it came as a complete serprise to me.
I read certain spoilers once, so I also am aware that Anderson dies, nd Walter backstabs them, so.. I'm aware of that.
So.. Yeah.
Still though, Pip has earned his rest, so. We can think of it that way..
Okay.. The first thing Du guys are probably wondering is, what dose Affably evil mean?
"Flex Affably Evil usually means someone "sounds" nice, but would clearly throw Du in front of a bus without a Sekunde thought"..
Obviously Bugs is no villain.
But he seems like he should at least be an anti hero.
Cause when Du really think about, he shows very little remorse to those he declares as enemies.
Probably the biggest example of this is the fat opra singer, who destories the building with his on voice, and Bugs Dosen't even let him bow, without bringing him Mehr pain.
Anyway.
Not much Mehr to say.
But I'll leave it as something to think about..
"Flex Affably Evil usually means someone "sounds" nice, but would clearly throw Du in front of a bus without a Sekunde thought"..
Obviously Bugs is no villain.
But he seems like he should at least be an anti hero.
Cause when Du really think about, he shows very little remorse to those he declares as enemies.
Probably the biggest example of this is the fat opra singer, who destories the building with his on voice, and Bugs Dosen't even let him bow, without bringing him Mehr pain.
Anyway.
Not much Mehr to say.
But I'll leave it as something to think about..
I'm decided to start reviewing this Zeigen as well..
I only ever seen the first episode, even than, only bits and pieces of it..
But it looks funny so far. And I Liebe Aaron Paul. So, there's that..
And the guy playing BoJack, seems really funny..
I only watched the first episode.. But it's really good so far.. Amazing voice work, even when there not being funny, the voices somehow make it SEEM funny..
I know I heard the penguin's voice somewhere.. Forget where.. Maybe Seth MacFarlene's Ted.
There's about 37 episodes.. I think I might be able to handle this...
Monster every monday.. BoJack every Saterday..
Besides, BoJack inspired my newest MLP story..
"Misadventures of Saten Twist and AlexMane"..
So, two birds I guess..
LINK: link
I only ever seen the first episode, even than, only bits and pieces of it..
But it looks funny so far. And I Liebe Aaron Paul. So, there's that..
And the guy playing BoJack, seems really funny..
I only watched the first episode.. But it's really good so far.. Amazing voice work, even when there not being funny, the voices somehow make it SEEM funny..
I know I heard the penguin's voice somewhere.. Forget where.. Maybe Seth MacFarlene's Ted.
There's about 37 episodes.. I think I might be able to handle this...
Monster every monday.. BoJack every Saterday..
Besides, BoJack inspired my newest MLP story..
"Misadventures of Saten Twist and AlexMane"..
So, two birds I guess..
LINK: link
#1: SULLIVAN STAPLETON - 300:
He wasn't Gerald Butler, but he was still badass in his OWN way.. To bad nobody but me actually likes this movie..
#2: LIAM NEEISON - TAKEN:
I wouldn't call this UNDERRATED. Everyone loved him in this.. But he still somehow went without winning anything..
#3: SAM ROCKWELL - GREEN MILE:
This guy did an amazing job as a crazy maniac.
In fact, most of us where TERRIFIED of him..
#4: RYAN JOHNSON - GTA 4 & 5:
Patrick "Packie" McReary..
#5: MOTI MARGOLIN - GTA 4:
Dimitri..
He wasn't Gerald Butler, but he was still badass in his OWN way.. To bad nobody but me actually likes this movie..
#2: LIAM NEEISON - TAKEN:
I wouldn't call this UNDERRATED. Everyone loved him in this.. But he still somehow went without winning anything..
#3: SAM ROCKWELL - GREEN MILE:
This guy did an amazing job as a crazy maniac.
In fact, most of us where TERRIFIED of him..
#4: RYAN JOHNSON - GTA 4 & 5:
Patrick "Packie" McReary..
#5: MOTI MARGOLIN - GTA 4:
Dimitri..
It's near October.. Decided to rewatch Hellsing Ultimate..
I am well aware there is another Hellsing, but this one is all I really need..
Too be honest, I never before realized actually how fucking SCARY this shit is..
Guess the Japanese know what horror REALLY is.
It's nor lazy jump scares every five minuetes, despite most modern horror Filme claiming it to be so..
No.
The truth of it is, all that scary imagery in Hellsing, is FAR Mehr effective.
Even Yan Valentine is friggin scary, I looked at him a different way this time.
Plus Hellsing has two of my favourite cliche's..
* All the shadowy figures with glowing eyes..
* The constant evil laughs..
I'm watched the first 4, have quite a ways to go..
Though it seems to drain a lot of my computer battery, so I should keep my charger close..
Anyway..
Till Weiter time.. I'll give another Artikel after watching the rest of the show.. I guess..
I am well aware there is another Hellsing, but this one is all I really need..
Too be honest, I never before realized actually how fucking SCARY this shit is..
Guess the Japanese know what horror REALLY is.
It's nor lazy jump scares every five minuetes, despite most modern horror Filme claiming it to be so..
No.
The truth of it is, all that scary imagery in Hellsing, is FAR Mehr effective.
Even Yan Valentine is friggin scary, I looked at him a different way this time.
Plus Hellsing has two of my favourite cliche's..
* All the shadowy figures with glowing eyes..
* The constant evil laughs..
I'm watched the first 4, have quite a ways to go..
Though it seems to drain a lot of my computer battery, so I should keep my charger close..
Anyway..
Till Weiter time.. I'll give another Artikel after watching the rest of the show.. I guess..