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Humphrey one Tag decided to work on his dusche as the door is having problems. However, this time it may cost him his breath, and possibly his life to fix this one.


It had been happening for a few weeks, that damn dusche closet. His landlord told him to fix it on his own so that's what he was going to do. Humphrey had a good paying job selling medical equipment but he did not want to spend several hundred dollars on a stupid thing like a broken shower. Humphrey loved fixing things all his life. He fixed the family dryer for his dad when he was a pup. He got a full tool set for his 17th birthday. Hell, he was good. So he decided to use his talent to get the job done. Kate had been also bitching at him to fix the damn thing. The dusche had several problems. Sometimes the drain would clog, the door would marmelade shut and Du were either trapped oder locked out, and the dusche would start suddenly and the dials would jam. Humphrey went through his supplies and went into his bathroom.

He opened the dusche door, and stepped in. The door slammed shut. "Oh fucking great, seriously?" Humphrey said, trying to open the door. "FUCKING OPEN! KATE!" Humphrey cried. To his horror he remembered, his wife was on a retreat for the week. "Fuck, I can't break the glass. I don't have my phone here too. I'm stuck here." Humphrey said, he took a deep breath and sighed. He was ever so lonely ever since Kate went on that spa retreat. Humphrey suddenly felt a little naughty, thinking of Kate getting a backrub Von some hot wolf girl. "Oh yeah, then she would turn over." Humphrey said, thinking of the nasty things Kate would do on that trip. Suddenly, Humphrey's man haube began to grow. He had to do it, he was not going anywhere for a while. So he pulled his pants down and then had happy time.

After SASing the place, he cleaned it up with a socke and put it in his pocket. Just when Humphrey was getting back to work, the dusche turned on at full blast, and it would not go down the drain. "WHAT!? ARE Du FUCKING KIDDING ME!?" Humphrey screamed. He started banging on the glass, but it was soundproof, no one could hear him. The water was up to his knees. "Oh fuck I am going to drown in my own shower!" Humphrey cried. He tried everything, the water was rising higher, now it was up to his waist and almost his chest. Humphrey went under and tried unscrewing the drain, but he did not have the right screwdriver. "Fuck!" he screamed underwater. He was now floating. His hands were pressing against the ceiling. He was taking many breaths, hoping to get a good one if he went under. "Kate... I Liebe you... I'm sorry it had to end like this." Humphrey sagte as the water went over his head. Humphrey could hold his breath for a long time. He was on the varsity swim team in high school and college. Humphrey let small bits of air out at a time and saw them trickle to the ceiling. He then got an idea. He swam up and tried breathing those bubbles of air and regaining breath. It worked only for a little while before he was struggling again. He began making gurgled noises and grunts underwater. He was running out of breath.

Meanwhile, Kate was returning Home early from her retreat. She decided one Tag was enough. She opened the door to hear the dusche running. "Oh, hes in the shower." Kate said, heading toward's the bathroom. Humphrey passed out, his last bubbles of air had escaped from his muzzle and his eyes shut. Kate opened the door to see her mate drowning. "OH MY GOD! HUMPHREY!" Kate screamed. She ran to the dusche door and yanked as hard as she could. It was no use. She kept pulling even if it hurt her arm. She kept pulling until the door opened and the water poured out. Humphrey opened his eyes and looked at his mate. "Let's call that plumber." He said. Kate laughed. "Oh Humphrey!" Kate said, Küssen him.


The end!


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posted by SentinelPrime89
Humphrey, Kate and the pups were running up the snowy mountains. The same snowy mountains that Humphrey and Kate had trekked before.
Behind them, Stinky and Claudette were playing in the cold white powder. They were having a good, fun time unlike Runt who continued to stick close to his mother and father. Stinky noticed this throughout the Tag even as he right now was occupied with his sister. He called out to his little brother, "Runt! Du wanna play?"
Runt paid no mind to his older sibling. Humphrey watched down at him, Kate doing the same.
"Go on, Runt. We're making good time. Du can go play...
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as y'all know i loved Alpha and Omega 2. it re-captures the spirit of the first movie (which is my all time favorite) and it does it perfectly even though the ending felt a tiny bit rushed. looks like i'm not the only one who says that, critics do too. i mean, this movie has a 60% in Rotten Tomatoes, which means mixed-to-positive and that critics agree it was a fantastic sequel.
yea, i admit that they needed 2 work a little Mehr on the Animation and the ending, but A&O 2 was great in almost every other way. great plot, great story, great voice acting, it had humor, it had herz and lovable...
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posted by westernunit-211
Hey what's up guys this is my first idea and I hope I do very well on it so here I go and enjoy!

I decided to include my own team and myself into this Artikel to see how it goes, hope it works out.

Here's the difference, I'm not going to be a wolf. I've had a few imaginations on how this might work.




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Counter Attack!
Day1 07:34 hrs
Dare Hunde 212
Frost's safe, sicher house
Jasper National Park, Canada

Frost was at the briefing höhle, den with "Poet", "Sandman", "Rocket", and David. David is Frost's only son. Frost had David two years Vor with his mate Stacy an Alpha wolf from Alaska. She died when David...
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posted by TheChriZ1995
A/N: Wrote this awhile Vor for Fanfiction.net and decided to add it on here.

Summary: Kate is out doing a solo border patrol until she comes across a new born pup left alone in the woods. She doesn't know how it got there, but decides to bring it back to her parents and see if they know what to do with it.

Kate's POV

The Tag was like any other, the late afternoon sun was shining brightly overhead and clouds marched along the sky. Summer was in full swing, schaukel meaning everyday was pretty much the same, hot and sunny. I didn't mind the heat, in fact the only time it did bother me was if I was running...
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posted by AlphawolfAlisha
Here's one of best comedy I've come up with so enjoy this first episode and please tell me what Du think and feel and please leave Kommentare below thank you! Steve-o is voiced as Humphrey.

Starring Humphrey, Kate, Garth, and Lilly.

Scene 1: "The water slide prank"


Humphrey: "hey this is the water slide prank and i'm going to prank on my mate, Garth and Lilly on this fake scenery". (goes and sets up the fake scenery) Humphrey: "okay we are set and now we must let them walk into this scenery right here and see what happens". (runs behind a busch and watches them walk to the fake)

Kate: " hmm this...
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The Life of Cap
Chapter 16 - Who are you?

Author: Well I'm out of Idea's :( So I might stop the series here. It took me a week to think of this one so. If *IF* I make another one then it might be in 2 weeks oder so. If Du guys have Idea's and Du want to share message me.     As Rick made his way to Jasper he started getting hungry. He looked around and seen a turkey, so he crept up on the turkey. He was right behind he inched vorwärts-, nach vorn just two steps. Then pounced on the turkey. And bit into his neck instantly killing it.

Once he finished off the turkey, and he wondered...
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posted by SnowFangXi
Hi everyone I just got this from my editor...
More will be added to this. But we will have to wait till he's done with the rest...

Anyways without further ado here's the editors edition of chapter 1!

SNOW
AN ALPHA AND OMEGA STORY

By Snow Wolf

CHAPTER I
LONE WOLF


I


It was a beautiful Tag in Jasper National Park. The sun was out and the radiance of the green gras, grass shone in the bright morning light. A gentle cool breeze flowed through my fur, making my mantel sway from side to side. The storms had been brutal the past two days but no matter the weather, nothing was going to ruin this perfect day.

I was playing...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
wolf Hunters Attack!

Nick: *sees a portal open* Eh?

*a Purple Creature with Silver Claws walks through*

Nick: Who are you?

Maku: I am Maku, Five star, sterne wolf Hunter!

Nick: Why are Du here?

Maku: *Sees Astra* That!

Astra: Nick...i'm...

Nick: Yes Astra?

Astra: I am pregnant!

Nick: Really?!!

Astra: *nods*

Maku: I must destroy her!

Nick: I won't let you! *Slashes Maku*

Maku: *jumps*

Nick: I won't allow Du to! *fires a Ki laser at Maku*

Maku: *guards*

Nick: I must defeat you!

Maku: *grins and fires purple laser at Nick*

Nick: *it goes through his Arm* Ow!

Maku: *slashes Nick*

Nick: *dodges and lands in river*

Maku: Finally!...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Episode 10: Pascal vs 0! (part 1)

Announcer: Now it's time for the finals to start! For our first fight, Pascal versus Zero!

Pascal: *gets in photon Armor*

Zero: *becomes a Horse-like being with a white mask* Now Pascal...

Pascal: I will destroy you...

Zero: I doubt that...

*battle starts*

Kate: *in the audience* Go Pascal!

Humphrey: Pascal Du can do it!

Zero: I sagte i doubted it... *summons a Dragon-like creature* Aberconway, destroy!

Aberconway: *blasts feuer at Pascal*

Pascal: *slashing it, destroying it* This is it?

Zero: Of course not! *summons a Ram-like beast and a green Falcon-like beast* Eale,...
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