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Humphrey one Tag decided to work on his dusche as the door is having problems. However, this time it may cost him his breath, and possibly his life to fix this one.


It had been happening for a few weeks, that damn dusche closet. His landlord told him to fix it on his own so that's what he was going to do. Humphrey had a good paying job selling medical equipment but he did not want to spend several hundred dollars on a stupid thing like a broken shower. Humphrey loved fixing things all his life. He fixed the family dryer for his dad when he was a pup. He got a full tool set for his 17th birthday. Hell, he was good. So he decided to use his talent to get the job done. Kate had been also bitching at him to fix the damn thing. The dusche had several problems. Sometimes the drain would clog, the door would marmelade shut and Du were either trapped oder locked out, and the dusche would start suddenly and the dials would jam. Humphrey went through his supplies and went into his bathroom.

He opened the dusche door, and stepped in. The door slammed shut. "Oh fucking great, seriously?" Humphrey said, trying to open the door. "FUCKING OPEN! KATE!" Humphrey cried. To his horror he remembered, his wife was on a retreat for the week. "Fuck, I can't break the glass. I don't have my phone here too. I'm stuck here." Humphrey said, he took a deep breath and sighed. He was ever so lonely ever since Kate went on that spa retreat. Humphrey suddenly felt a little naughty, thinking of Kate getting a backrub Von some hot wolf girl. "Oh yeah, then she would turn over." Humphrey said, thinking of the nasty things Kate would do on that trip. Suddenly, Humphrey's man haube began to grow. He had to do it, he was not going anywhere for a while. So he pulled his pants down and then had happy time.

After SASing the place, he cleaned it up with a socke and put it in his pocket. Just when Humphrey was getting back to work, the dusche turned on at full blast, and it would not go down the drain. "WHAT!? ARE Du FUCKING KIDDING ME!?" Humphrey screamed. He started banging on the glass, but it was soundproof, no one could hear him. The water was up to his knees. "Oh fuck I am going to drown in my own shower!" Humphrey cried. He tried everything, the water was rising higher, now it was up to his waist and almost his chest. Humphrey went under and tried unscrewing the drain, but he did not have the right screwdriver. "Fuck!" he screamed underwater. He was now floating. His hands were pressing against the ceiling. He was taking many breaths, hoping to get a good one if he went under. "Kate... I Liebe you... I'm sorry it had to end like this." Humphrey sagte as the water went over his head. Humphrey could hold his breath for a long time. He was on the varsity swim team in high school and college. Humphrey let small bits of air out at a time and saw them trickle to the ceiling. He then got an idea. He swam up and tried breathing those bubbles of air and regaining breath. It worked only for a little while before he was struggling again. He began making gurgled noises and grunts underwater. He was running out of breath.

Meanwhile, Kate was returning Home early from her retreat. She decided one Tag was enough. She opened the door to hear the dusche running. "Oh, hes in the shower." Kate said, heading toward's the bathroom. Humphrey passed out, his last bubbles of air had escaped from his muzzle and his eyes shut. Kate opened the door to see her mate drowning. "OH MY GOD! HUMPHREY!" Kate screamed. She ran to the dusche door and yanked as hard as she could. It was no use. She kept pulling even if it hurt her arm. She kept pulling until the door opened and the water poured out. Humphrey opened his eyes and looked at his mate. "Let's call that plumber." He said. Kate laughed. "Oh Humphrey!" Kate said, Küssen him.


The end!


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posted by nicker11500
It was a cloudy winter Tag in Jasper park Canada. Hutch, Cando, and Kate were just starting head back from hunting bring in two Caribou for the pack Hutch: " I bet the Eastern pack is going hungry this time" sagte in a proud tone Cando: " no they won't they'll be eating Bones and dirt" all three laughed with proud joy in their kills. Hutch and Cando being the ones carrying the two caribous while Kate was leading the way, from the way they came it was far away from Home so they have to walk about 2 in a half miles. Meanwhile back at Home Winston looks from his cliff and towards the direction...
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okay, we're almost at the end of 2014 and right now, i'm gonna start working on my lists of the oben, nach oben 11 best and worst Filme that came out this year. and let me just say it right now: 2014's been a great Jahr for movies. so, i'm pretty sure i'm gonna have a hard time listing off my oben, nach oben 11 favorites, but i do got the feeling that the worst list's probably gonna be a lot easier to do. but even though 2014 was a great Jahr for Filme in general, i can't really say the same for the horror genre. my god, horror Filme of this Jahr were either boring, terrible oder a big let down. best horror movies...
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I'm sorry if I'm wasting Mehr time here. But last "Drama" for now. I made 3 people upset and filled with hate inside me.

(Don't read this if Du have enough Drama for now. But this is Important, and Scary...)

The 1st One I made upset told me, "Willy Du suck get outta here." But it was just an online game...

The 2nd One was a Girl. Because I was spamming and it made her lag on a game called Roblox. So same thing... "Leave me Alone Willy."

But the 3rd One I made Upset... It was Mehr important then the last two...

MAIN STORY
He was Confront with really Inappropriate online Stuff that's been going...
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Ares and Claudette were sleeping, under the moonlight, on the pack's meeting overhang, unlike most nights. This night was special; it was Ares' last night with Claudette for a while, Ares had to go and Assasinate the leader of an army so big, it could easily wipe out the hundreds of Wölfe Ares had in his pack, including Claudette's old pack, and much more. Her name was Yeris, one of the most brutal and deadly Wölfe in this region.

"Ares? Is it true that your weakness while Du fight is your mother and getting hurt?" Claudette asked. Ares looked up. "How did Du know?" He asked. "Well......
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posted by ThreeLitllePups
Hi my sweet garlics ^^ here the Chap 2 of Jasper’s story ! Let’s go and follow the adventure of Lea and her family around Jasper. Lea, future Alpha with her sister Lucille are really energetic. Magril try to keep an eye of them, Runt try to be a good father. Claudette and Fleet with Luna and Stinky, Artemis with Hayden and Eva… Two pups energetic, one girl shy and one future leader-head with an Omega. A lot of wolf huh ?? Ok I left Du guys ^^

Lea’s POV :

Today with Lucille and Luna, we decided to visit Eva and Hayden. I woke up also earlier, I don’t know why… maybe because I’m...
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posted by The-Theorist
New Theory: Moonlight Howl.

We see in the first movie that the Moonlight Howl is an event where Wölfe meet to howl (what we perceive as singing) but some things remain unclear.

I'm The Theorist, and this is Inside the Story.

This segment will be relatively short, but let's look briefly at the Moonlight Howl.

What exactly IS it, and why does it occur? Is it a Western only event, oder do parties from both, oder all packs in the park attend?

Based off of the number in attendance, at least those I can see, I would have to say that it is a combination of at least two packs, most likely the East and West,...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Vorschau

*Jasper National Park*

Hutch: *Walking around, whistling*

*Suddenly, a dark portal opens*

Hutch: Huh? *Goes over to the portal to investigate*

Phoenix Phantomoid: *Jumps up* I'm here...

Hutch: Who are you?!

Phoenix Phantomoid: *Has red armor, a blank white mask with blue eyes, red wings, and orange sharpened nails* I've been spotted...*Fires a blast of dark feuer at Hutch*

Hutch: *Dodges* Hey!

Phoenix Phantomoid: Stand aside, fleshling!

Jared Wolfe: *Has green eyes, brown hair, and grey pelz with wolf ears and tail, jumps and kicks Phoenix Phantomoid*

Phoenix Phantomoid: *Dodges* Hey! Who are...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Episode 11

*Jasper National Park, Canada*

Nick Wolfe: *Breathing heavily, his cheeks bright red, and sweating heavily, his eyes closing*

Eve: *Grabs some berries off a shelf* I'm not letting my little boy die! *

Princess: *Sits Weiter to Nick Wolfe* Wolfe...

Kate and Lilly: *Run in* Big brother!

Humphrey: Wolfe!

Garth: Nick!

Nick Wolfe: *Tries to get up, but feels a burning pain and goes down*

Princess: *Strokes his forehead* Wolfe...save your strength...

Eve: *Finishes a concoction of berries and herbs* Here, give this to Wolfe.

Princess: *Feeds it to Nick Wolfe*

Nick Wolfe: *Drinks it*

Eve: Now Wolfe should...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Episode 10

*Darkness Kingdom*

King: *Pulls Clone Lilly out her tube* This one is done!

Clash: *Gives Clone Lilly the Zodiac Pineapple, a pineapple with a Scorpio symbol on it*

Clone Lilly: *Eats it, and becomes the Scorpio Zodiark*

Scorpio Zodiark: *Has spiky tan armor, glowing red eyes, a skorpion styled mask, and a poison tipped whip called Medea*

King: Excellent...

Scorpio Zodiark: *Opens a portal to Jasper National Park and goes through it*

*Jasper National Park, Canada*

Nick Wolfe: *Making Menchi-katsu*

Eve: *Eating one*

Winston: Yum! Wolfe, where did Du get the recipe for this?

Nick Wolfe: When...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Episode 1

*Jasper Park, Canada*

Nick Wolfe: *Looking over a river* I Liebe that way it flows on without a care...

Runt: *A grey pup with blue eyes, sits Weiter to Nick Wolfe* Uncle Wolfe, why do always come to this river?

Nick Wolfe: Well, from what Winston tells me, he and Eve found me in this river.

Runt: They found you?! What do Du mean Von “found”?

Nick Wolfe: It’s kind of a long story...you see, Eve and Winston are my parents, but they aren’t my biological parents.

Runt: Then who are?

Nick Wolfe: I actually don’t know...but I’m going to find out someday.

Lilly: *Runs to Nick Wolfe* Big...
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Song: "Let Her Go" Von Passenger Making this video is actually the first time I listened to this song in my free time. I just heard it at work (on the radio there) and figured it would be a good choice of a song to make an A&O video with.
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Episode 16

*Darkness Kingdom Forest*

Victory Wolfe: *Gets thrown into a stream Von Jabberwocky Horror* GAH!

Jabberwocky Horror: *Fires a blast of dark energy at Victory Wolfe*

Victory Wolfe: *Detaches the Victory Blades from his back and slices the blast with the Victory Blades and charges towards Jabberwocky Horror*

Jabberwocky Horror: *Controls the dark vines and sends them towards Victory Wolfe*

Victory Wolfe: *Spins, presses the red button on the Jinba Brace, and does a Victory Spin Slice on Jabberwocky Horror*

Jabberwocky Horror: *Blocks with his blade* Wolfe, there is no way Du can win!

Victory...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Episode 1

*Jasper Park, 17 years after those fateful events*

Nick Wolfe: *Log boarding, riding on both feed down a hill* Woohoo!

Humphrey: *Log boarding down the same hill* This is so much fun!

Kate: *Watching, rolls eyes* Boys...

Lilly: Still it looks like fun though...

Kate: Well, he is my big brother and a Beta. And it's still good that he's Friends with my hubby.

Lilly: He's also Friends with my hubby as well.

Nick Wolfe: *Lands on both feed* Ta-da! How was I?

Garth: *Watching* I give it a ten!

*Winston and Eve's Den*

Can-Do: I can't believe that adopted that thing...

Hutch: Can-Do...he's a working...
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posted by Kitsune32
Hey guys. I just wanted to say this ahead of time, may Robin Williams Rest in Peace as he passed away this Monday. Today's chapter is gonna be part one of an arc. Also there's gonna be some swearing and violence. Enjoy.

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I was in my höhle, den as my mate had just gone into labor. She was screaming her lungs out while squeezing the hell out of my paw. "Come on dear. Just breathe," I sagte encouraging her.

"I'm trying," she sagte in horrible pain. She screamed again as the wolf helping her give birth sagte the head was coming out.

"Ok now just push and it'll come out," the male wolf sagte gently.

After what...
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posted by trueshadowwolf
Had this dream last night where I was a grey wolf anthro with red eyes and had a trench jacket, dark jeans, had no shirt. I have abilities where I can jump very high and I only have a sword. But the character I'm keeping it a secret for the details. But I didn't have much strength. But I was on this bridge in some city. It looked like New York City. But I was just walking on the rails of the bridge that was on a river. I jumped and flew in the air and saw a building that was very close to the river and the bottom was blowing up and I landed on the top. And saw a door on the rooftop that goes...
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posted by Kitsune32
Hey guys. Sorry for the wait, I was focusing on my other stories. This chapter will focus on Mooch, Candy, Cando, and Reba.

Candy's POV: A few hours ago

Mooch and I were preparing ourselves for the Moonlight Howl later on this evening. I was still a bit worried about Mooch's injuries from his training accident with Cando. "Mooch are Du sure you're in good shape to go out tonight," I asked. "It's okay that we can stay in the höhle, den tonight. We can still have some fun." I knew tonight we try to get me pregnant. "It's alright honey. Like what Sweets said, as long I don't put pressure on it, it'll...
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