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Humphrey one Tag decided to work on his dusche as the door is having problems. However, this time it may cost him his breath, and possibly his life to fix this one.


It had been happening for a few weeks, that damn dusche closet. His landlord told him to fix it on his own so that's what he was going to do. Humphrey had a good paying job selling medical equipment but he did not want to spend several hundred dollars on a stupid thing like a broken shower. Humphrey loved fixing things all his life. He fixed the family dryer for his dad when he was a pup. He got a full tool set for his 17th birthday. Hell, he was good. So he decided to use his talent to get the job done. Kate had been also bitching at him to fix the damn thing. The dusche had several problems. Sometimes the drain would clog, the door would marmelade shut and Du were either trapped oder locked out, and the dusche would start suddenly and the dials would jam. Humphrey went through his supplies and went into his bathroom.

He opened the dusche door, and stepped in. The door slammed shut. "Oh fucking great, seriously?" Humphrey said, trying to open the door. "FUCKING OPEN! KATE!" Humphrey cried. To his horror he remembered, his wife was on a retreat for the week. "Fuck, I can't break the glass. I don't have my phone here too. I'm stuck here." Humphrey said, he took a deep breath and sighed. He was ever so lonely ever since Kate went on that spa retreat. Humphrey suddenly felt a little naughty, thinking of Kate getting a backrub Von some hot wolf girl. "Oh yeah, then she would turn over." Humphrey said, thinking of the nasty things Kate would do on that trip. Suddenly, Humphrey's man haube began to grow. He had to do it, he was not going anywhere for a while. So he pulled his pants down and then had happy time.

After SASing the place, he cleaned it up with a socke and put it in his pocket. Just when Humphrey was getting back to work, the dusche turned on at full blast, and it would not go down the drain. "WHAT!? ARE Du FUCKING KIDDING ME!?" Humphrey screamed. He started banging on the glass, but it was soundproof, no one could hear him. The water was up to his knees. "Oh fuck I am going to drown in my own shower!" Humphrey cried. He tried everything, the water was rising higher, now it was up to his waist and almost his chest. Humphrey went under and tried unscrewing the drain, but he did not have the right screwdriver. "Fuck!" he screamed underwater. He was now floating. His hands were pressing against the ceiling. He was taking many breaths, hoping to get a good one if he went under. "Kate... I Liebe you... I'm sorry it had to end like this." Humphrey sagte as the water went over his head. Humphrey could hold his breath for a long time. He was on the varsity swim team in high school and college. Humphrey let small bits of air out at a time and saw them trickle to the ceiling. He then got an idea. He swam up and tried breathing those bubbles of air and regaining breath. It worked only for a little while before he was struggling again. He began making gurgled noises and grunts underwater. He was running out of breath.

Meanwhile, Kate was returning Home early from her retreat. She decided one Tag was enough. She opened the door to hear the dusche running. "Oh, hes in the shower." Kate said, heading toward's the bathroom. Humphrey passed out, his last bubbles of air had escaped from his muzzle and his eyes shut. Kate opened the door to see her mate drowning. "OH MY GOD! HUMPHREY!" Kate screamed. She ran to the dusche door and yanked as hard as she could. It was no use. She kept pulling even if it hurt her arm. She kept pulling until the door opened and the water poured out. Humphrey opened his eyes and looked at his mate. "Let's call that plumber." He said. Kate laughed. "Oh Humphrey!" Kate said, Küssen him.


The end!


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Ah...Alpha and Omega.

I know I'm, like, 8 years too late to Mitmachen the fandom, but dang it, my interest in this franchise has returned and I'm gonna talk about it. Let's start at the beginning, which is a pretty good place to start, in my opinion.

I was about 12 when the original movie came out, and, as someone who craved stories about animals, I ate it up. I watched the trailer about a million times, and rented the movie from Redbox as soon as it was out on DVD (why I didn't ask to see it in theaters, the world may never know). To put it simply, I loved A&O 1. Looking back on it now, I still...
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What Happened in the Woods?

“Marcel! Paddy! Watch them!” yelled Kate as she ran back into the forest for Humphrey.

Kate followed the sounds of gunshots to go and help Humphrey, hoping it wouldn’t be too late before we was shot and taken away from the hunters. As she ran closer and closer she could hear screams from the distance. Screams of pain and agony, as if someone was being tortured in slowly and painful way. Kate couldn’t make out who’s voice that was, which made the alpha even Mehr worried and sped up as fast as she possibly could. The sounds stopped, and so did the sound of...
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Anna asked, “ what for” and Luetsun responded, “ I may need to command some Hunde defending the druids.”
Anna stepped aside and said, “ Von all means.”
Luetsun went to the center of the cavern and began howling the haunting tune of Annakkuu.


He then went to Annakkuu’s court, bowed at the drakes paws and said, “ Annakkuu, if Du predicted the Mexico job, I’m sure Du know what I’m going up against.”
Annakkuu responded, “ I do, Luetsun, sometimes, one must do what he does not want to, however, if it is right, then it must be done. I will not allow Du to alter time, so you...
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