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Humphrey one Tag decided to work on his dusche as the door is having problems. However, this time it may cost him his breath, and possibly his life to fix this one.


It had been happening for a few weeks, that damn dusche closet. His landlord told him to fix it on his own so that's what he was going to do. Humphrey had a good paying job selling medical equipment but he did not want to spend several hundred dollars on a stupid thing like a broken shower. Humphrey loved fixing things all his life. He fixed the family dryer for his dad when he was a pup. He got a full tool set for his 17th birthday. Hell, he was good. So he decided to use his talent to get the job done. Kate had been also bitching at him to fix the damn thing. The dusche had several problems. Sometimes the drain would clog, the door would marmelade shut and Du were either trapped oder locked out, and the dusche would start suddenly and the dials would jam. Humphrey went through his supplies and went into his bathroom.

He opened the dusche door, and stepped in. The door slammed shut. "Oh fucking great, seriously?" Humphrey said, trying to open the door. "FUCKING OPEN! KATE!" Humphrey cried. To his horror he remembered, his wife was on a retreat for the week. "Fuck, I can't break the glass. I don't have my phone here too. I'm stuck here." Humphrey said, he took a deep breath and sighed. He was ever so lonely ever since Kate went on that spa retreat. Humphrey suddenly felt a little naughty, thinking of Kate getting a backrub Von some hot wolf girl. "Oh yeah, then she would turn over." Humphrey said, thinking of the nasty things Kate would do on that trip. Suddenly, Humphrey's man haube began to grow. He had to do it, he was not going anywhere for a while. So he pulled his pants down and then had happy time.

After SASing the place, he cleaned it up with a socke and put it in his pocket. Just when Humphrey was getting back to work, the dusche turned on at full blast, and it would not go down the drain. "WHAT!? ARE Du FUCKING KIDDING ME!?" Humphrey screamed. He started banging on the glass, but it was soundproof, no one could hear him. The water was up to his knees. "Oh fuck I am going to drown in my own shower!" Humphrey cried. He tried everything, the water was rising higher, now it was up to his waist and almost his chest. Humphrey went under and tried unscrewing the drain, but he did not have the right screwdriver. "Fuck!" he screamed underwater. He was now floating. His hands were pressing against the ceiling. He was taking many breaths, hoping to get a good one if he went under. "Kate... I Liebe you... I'm sorry it had to end like this." Humphrey sagte as the water went over his head. Humphrey could hold his breath for a long time. He was on the varsity swim team in high school and college. Humphrey let small bits of air out at a time and saw them trickle to the ceiling. He then got an idea. He swam up and tried breathing those bubbles of air and regaining breath. It worked only for a little while before he was struggling again. He began making gurgled noises and grunts underwater. He was running out of breath.

Meanwhile, Kate was returning Home early from her retreat. She decided one Tag was enough. She opened the door to hear the dusche running. "Oh, hes in the shower." Kate said, heading toward's the bathroom. Humphrey passed out, his last bubbles of air had escaped from his muzzle and his eyes shut. Kate opened the door to see her mate drowning. "OH MY GOD! HUMPHREY!" Kate screamed. She ran to the dusche door and yanked as hard as she could. It was no use. She kept pulling even if it hurt her arm. She kept pulling until the door opened and the water poured out. Humphrey opened his eyes and looked at his mate. "Let's call that plumber." He said. Kate laughed. "Oh Humphrey!" Kate said, Küssen him.


The end!


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*Driving limo* NICK: Du IDIOT JUDY WE WILL DIE IN THIS EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Judy: Shut the heck up we will get through this! Nick: WATCH OUT THE FREEWAY! Judy: AHHHHHHHHH *Roof scrapes Von freeway and car makes it through* Nick: BUILDING WATCH OUT! *Building crushes Randy's Donuts* Judy: A PARKING LOT! Nick: No noonononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Motor noise and smashes glass* Nick: *screaming* *Car smashes out of building* Judy: THE AIRPORT IS AHEAD Nick: What? WE WONT MAKE THAT FREAKING JUMP I TOLD Du WE WILL DIE! Judy: Oh no we wont IF THIS LIMO CAN DRIVE WE WILL MAKE IT!
*Switches to 3rd Gear* Nick & Judy: *screaming AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
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Lilly and Garth were eating abendessen shortly after Kate and Humphrey were back from their vacation '' Why thanks for this tasty meat '' smiles Lilly '' why thanks Lilly '' Garth says '' Du have to admit this is pretty tasty '' sagte Garth About 3 Minuten Lilly looks up a Garth '' Garth ! '' Lilly says '' yeah '' Antwort Garth " i want to tell Du something '' Lilly looks at him serious . '' what is it '' Garth asks '' i want pups ! " Garth looks '' Lilly Du didn't ask me all this time !'' yells a happy Garth he looks at Lilly a few pups is all we need Lilly leaps ''Garth ! '' she yells ''yes that is all we need '' she nuzzles his chest

2 months later 3 pups were born : Joey Lisa and Riley
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Okay, area and all Du three musketeers, area, Gamer, and journeyer. If Du think Du know Mehr about tech than me, bring it the fuck on. OmegaKing, don't get involved with this, don't PM me, etc. I want to see legitely JUST how smart these guys are at tech, because they call me a 14 Jahr old, who is 'Awwww, just so proud of himself!', when I know Mehr about this shit than they ever will.

No looking Antwort up, I will know if Du do, I can pick those things out. So... let's see how much Mehr Du REALLY know about tech than me. I'm sure I have Du beat when I say Maxwell.
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now, it's like mid-March and there's nothing about A&O 5 yet. no poster, no DVD cover, no official plot, no trailer, hell not even screenshots of the movie. which makes me think "what are Du doing, Crest? something on the movie should've been out Von now". then, i been hearing stuff oder rumors around the internet that maybe A&O 5's been pushed back to who knows when. so, does that mean there's still hope for another movie? i really hope so. i mean, A&O 4 was awesome! everybody loved it, it did great and from what i heard, the movie sold a lot, which ain't nothing. but honestly, i don't see A&O 4 as the actual ending to the franchise. why stop the franchise here? we need at least one Mehr movie for a real ending. so either the fifth movie's still being made, but they pushed back later this year, oder they just don't wanna do it and cancelled it. i really hope it's pushed back and not cancelled.
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Kyle just laid there and looked at me with an evil grin. "Well it's nice to meet Du again little brother." he replied

Before I could say anything back, he push me off sending me flying through the air. I landed hard on the ground knocking the air out of me. I looked up and saw Kyle charging at me. I got up ready to take the hit when Jackson and Kate hit Kyle to the ground. They then got in front of him making sure he couldn't attack.

"Honey, could Du please Bewegen so I could kill this stupid wolf." Kyle sagte trying to get pass them

"No, first of I want to what this is about." Kate replied...
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