Lol, did anyone watch Britain's Got Talent today? I was on there with my theatre school, for a second! At the beginning, we were walking Von the river dressed as nuns. :') ahh, wasn't expecting to see that today. :D gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Your Sad I Am Sad
Your Happy I Am Happy
Your Crazy I Am Crazy
Your Mad I Am Mad
Your Scared I Am Scared
Your Bored I Am Bored
Your Excited I Am Excited
So However Du Feel I Feel Like You.♥ gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

2000: "Nobody reads my emails..."

2005: "Nobody reads my blog..."

2010: "Nobody reads my twitter..."

2015: "Nobody reads my iFace® YouTweets..."

2020: "Nobody reads..." gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Boohoo gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Sad bohoohoo gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I had a dream with Katzen with purple markers in their mouths..... gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

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This sucks gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

how much Liebe could a lover Liebe if all a lover could do is Liebe gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I'M so bored gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I now have a medal for this club...I wasn't even trying to get a medal... gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

לאָל

That means "lol" in Yiddish.. how complicated... XD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

porquería ....... tengo que trabajar en Missouri famosos hoy en día para hacer la tarea ....

crud....... i have to work on Famous Missourians today for homework.... gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

"Jaja! También hoy me mal tenía que correr de nuevo la carrera de una milla en la escuela"

Haha! too bad today i had to re run the mile run at school

LOL Guess what S.C.H.O.O.L means? Seven creepyest hours of our lives... gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

It's Queensday in my country today :D gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

My Sekunde medal, yaaay! XD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

story teller: Once apon a time there was a giant named milton.
1st grader: why is the giants name milton?
story teller: cause milton is a nice name.^_^ now we really need to finish this stor-
1st grader: why is he so fat? is milton pregnant?
story teller: NO milton is not pregnant. hes just fat. now please.can we finish the stor-
1st grader: how old is milton?
story teller: LISTEN KID! WE NEED TO FINISH STORY SO CAN WE PLEA-
1st: will milton die?
story: THATS IT STORY TIME IS OVER!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Here is what Du say to someone who flipping out: U MAD BRO? U MAD?dude just calm down. let just forget about this and go grab a beer. XD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

hahahaha your funny gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

my dad made me do his paper work for work. i spent half of my Tag on it. i made one mistake and he got mad and ripped it all up. now i have to stay up all night Schreiben FREAKIN PAPER WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

is it considered murder if your doing the world a favor?? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

say yes to tacos <3 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

A girl at school told a guy to shut up Von saying go suck a ente gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

im talking to alyssa on mi phone now i cant stop laughing cuz she called some1 a pig and they started crying LOL XD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Lose one friend,
Lose all friends,
Lose yourself.

Eric/Plays With Squirrels - Boy Meets World

Aww!!!! :3 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Milk,
Milk,
Lemonade,
Around the corner, fondant, fudge is made!!!! Teehee gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

This "Royal Wedding" thing is annoying, I mean I'd uderstand if I was in England, how it's important, but there are other things to worry about in the States, like the tornado that killed 300+ people. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

dont pee, on sandy okay everyone? its not nice to pee on a monkey, see how upset sandy the monkey is , jus look: gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

truck is luck gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

up to the sky so very high not lookin down onto the ground, clouds all around im not stoppin till heaven is showin so ill keep flyin high , up to ht sky!!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

jumping jumpin jumpin jumpin im like jumpin gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I'm bored so lets have EVERYONE that looks at this status ( yes that means Du ) Kommentar and write the most Zufällig thing Du can think of right now ok. . GO! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

DOOOOOUGHNUTS EVERYONE!!!!! BYE..... gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Hey everyone.......i .........love.....cheese!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

i've got dedicated medal to this spot gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

simple question!:
when Du find something difficult to understand Du say "it sounds Greek to me". Have Du ever wondered what do Greeks say when they don't understand something???? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

GRASS!!!!!!!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

this was & is a f*cking boring day,i hate today : ( gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

PARTYYYY TONITEEE! =D.
@ QUEENSDAY @ THE NETHERLANDS PARTY OF THE YEAR!!! =D
AND THEN, DELIBERATIONPARTY oder I DUNNO HOW TO SAY IT IN ENGLISH BUT YAAAY!!!!

boy I Liebe my country on days like that ^^ gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Grandma: Give Your Granny A Kiss! Mychonny: No! Grandma: *Smiles With A Mustache & Nose Hairs In Her Nose* Mychonny: No! *Floppin Inside the Couch* Grandma: *Showing Her Ugly Yellow Teeth While Smiling* Mychonny: Nooo! Grandma: *Showing Her Ugly Teeth Noise Hair & Mustache* Mychonny: NO!!! Grandma: *Smies* Are Du Hungry Dear? Mychonny: No, I Already I Ate. Grandma: Alright I'll Cook Du Something Up. LOL BAHAHAH This Made My Tag XD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

That Should Be Me Von JB and RF SUCKS!! Why are RF (Rascal Flatts) stupid????????????? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

hiya gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Dane Cook funny. :) gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

is about to sell meh HAMTARO DVD! :D gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

ugo gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I got pulled over Von a cop today and she sagte PAPERS and i sagte SCISSORS I WIN!!! Then she made me get out of my truck and do a bunch of tests. Sore loser!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

another TAKS s.s
Hard gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Why is his head so big? WHY IS HIS HEAD SOOOO BIG!? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Y'know those signs Du see in towns that say, "Drive careful, we Liebe our children". DUH, you're not gonna see a sign that says, "GUN IT, WE'LL MAKE MORE!" gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Like a weird neighbor, stalkers are there!
::❤｡◕‿◕｡❤::
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If Rebecca Black has Fans they should be called 'cereal killers' xP gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

So one Tag he found her crying
Coiled up on the dirty ground
Her prince finally came to save her
And the rest Du can figure out

But it was a trick
And the clock struck twelve
Well, make sure to build your home
Brick Von boring brick
oder the wolf's gonna blow it down! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

why are GIRLS always adding me. why dont any boys add me? any YOUNG boys. im getting kinda tired of all the girl talk. BOYS,please add me. girlscan add me if the want. BUT I AM NOT SEXICT. IM JUST FAIR. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

<teacher> and <teacher> sitting in the bathrooms K-I-S-S-I-N-G...

that actually happened today... x3 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

me=epic win gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

TROLLS are epic

problem? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I found a carrot... BUNNIES LIKE CARROT! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

LOL gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Lets. All. Be. PINEAPPLE NINJAS!!!

:D gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

shuba.luba.ding.dong gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

put the limette, lime in the coconut and shake it all up gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

why do humans hündin so much? why can't god make a new type of specie that doesn't hündin as much? POR QUE?!?!? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I Liebe Walruses. <3 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

iqdhwlfhkdjvfhwkecBUNNIES!jbgjbfjksebcfjwehbcf gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I'M BACK! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

HOLY FREAKING CRAP.
I got my dedicated! :D gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I got science TAKS 2marrow & I'm super nervous gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

my mind = 50% crime shows 20% song lyrics 20% smarts 10% Zufällig gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Status doesn't work anymore! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I'm freakin sick of fake ppl!!!! why do they pretend to b my Friends like seriously I'd rather have no Friends than delaing wiith so many backsatbbers!!! and the worst part.....they still tink I have no idea of hat they've done and thay acuse me of being a "bad friend"...........irony damn damn irony!!!!!
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Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Check out the chinese ownage prank call Videos on YouTube!!! That are so effing funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

how much wood can a wood chuck ckuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? That is the question. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I LIKE BUNNIES! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Couple months off Zufällig and congratulations! 9000 Fans Random! :D gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

NUM NUM NUM. cookie o3o gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

nomnom nom nom nomnomnom
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This a replay of yesterday...

Me: (talking to my cousin) After breakfast I need to finish up with my homework, I have like a ton...

Cousin: Yah, cool

Mum: (walking in and talking to me) When you're done, Du need to clean your bathroom and bedroom. Then go help your brother arrange his wardrobe, ok?

Me: Yes mum. (when she leaves) Oh Lord.... gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

*Fire alarm* 'Stay seated!' *Random kid sands up* 'Just gunna stand there and watch me burn..' gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

jelly
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That awkward moment;

When you're in the car, and Du look at the people in the
car Weiter to you, and they're already looking at you.O_o
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My yogurt just told me im sexy. 0_o gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

"If Du are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats." ~Lemony Snicket (Daniel Handler) gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

"YAY! I found the Quelle of all bacon!"~Jim Gaffigan gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Four. types. of. FAKES.

1. People who say their Du friend then stab Du in the back, oder are'nt really your friend.

2. People who pretend to be somthing there not, (Ex: There are WAY to many people saying they ARE famous models,or they look like somone, they act like there all big and bad, then are total CRYBABIES)

3.Someone who lies...If Du can't speak the truth PLEASE do us ALL a favor AND shutup.

4. Someone who buys clothes, dye's there hair just to be like others.

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Kommentar on this and I'll answer these qustions about you:
I like that______
I dislike that you_______
I think that you________
I would______if Du died: gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

allstar weekend follows me on twitter......Allstar MOTHER FUCKING WEEKEND FOLLOWS ME ON TWITTER!!!! omfg im going to DIE XD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I'm back! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Today, this little kid I babysit saw my union jack shirt, & asked if I am from England, I sagte no, but told her I want to live there someday. She said, "But do Du know how to speek British? Du won't be able to understand anyone if Du don't."

I reply, in an accent, "Yeah, mate, I can speak British right well."

She looks at me like I'm crazy XD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

What's up with Pie? LOL gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Why does everyone get angry with another individual when he/she has their own opinions? Everyone's entitled to their own opinion. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

What exactly is this club about? O_o gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Anyone know of any gd Filme to watch? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Can people STOP saying 'Please answer,' 'Please add me back,' 'Please reply,' Please, please, please, etc.

It sounds pathetic. If people don't want to, they don't have to.

And for Gods sake put an actual question, not 'Help!' 'Ducks go Moo!' 'Answer please!'

BE SPECIFIC AND CHECK YOUR GRAMMAR!

Thanx... I'm sure a few people can agree on this? :/ gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Selena Gomez is such a WHORE. my god. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

YAY 302 FANS! FUCK YEAH BABY!!!! :D gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

have fun without making fun gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr