Been having some serious contractions. Melody is getting excited for this whole life thing gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

"Well if your Friends jumped off of a bridge, would Du follow them?"

Me: First of all, if they're really my Friends I wouldn't let them xD Sekunde of all, I wouldn't be a very good friend if I fucking let them now would I? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

It's been forever since I gepostet on this wall. Heyo!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Wot if...
...Monster came in spicy cinnamon flavour? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I am in way too much pain rn..... gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

ER: "Eh. Just keep wearing your Ace bandage. It isn't too bad....oh but Du might want to call this orthopedic surgeon and heres a prescription.

Me: "....well...guess I'll go to work?" gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Ya it's a real break. Hoped for it to be a simple sprain but my arm droops 45 degrees without the brace. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

“Sometimes when I feel the darkness it feels.....good”

- Raven, Titans (2018) trailer gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Time to head off to work with my possibly broken wrist gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

hündin looked at me and sagte wow kids having kids. Bitch, I may have a baby face, but I know damn well I'm a better adult than Du and I'm not going to be the shitty hündin who yepls at her kids at Walmart gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

There has literally never been anything in my life ever that has provided me with Mehr pure joy than when I play either Sonic The Hedgehog oder Slay The Spire. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I have been very addicted to the Under Night soundtracks lately! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Brains vs. Brawn

Brains: Knowledge is Mehr important than physical strength. Having smarts is the key.

Brawn: Oh yeah? Then if you're so fuckin' smart why're Du so small? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I probably will never wear shoes with laces ever again. I Liebe my slip ons. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

New Mexicans? What happened to the old ones? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

🥚 Humpty Dumpty sat on the Zufällig Wand gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Go go gadget Wand messager. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

My husband has been into old computers here lately. He bought an old windows 98, a dos/windows3.1, and several floppy discs worth of old programs from my dad for like $85. Now I understand where the save Icon comes from, that makes so much sense. He's old enough to have used floppy discs in middle school, I've never seen them in person before gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

What is a perverted mathematician's Favorit number?
Sextillion gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

For some reason, I want wine. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

15 Stunde Tag today cuz idiots called out and I had to both open and close...X-X gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

We all bleed the same blood..but I only started bleeding after Du cut me. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Schokolade coins are for people who are gluttonous and greedy. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

brb hiding from the thot patrol gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Just popping Von to make a Wand post cuz I need to calm down since Subway employees are hushing me due to my reactions to my manga. Serussly. Gokukoku no Brynhildr had the best fight scene I’ve seen im awhile and I just watched Infinity War! This Manga is so goooood. Oh getting hushed again gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Wowsers. It's Friday. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

137 days until 2019

im fucking shaking from that knowledge im Not Ready gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Me: Hey Siri, Im sad.

Siri: Life, as I understand it, is sad, beautiful, and everything in between”

Me: ... gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

That moment when Du realize that Du haven't slept in almost four days and subconsciously set pillows around the places in the house that Du are the most just in case Du crash. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Teenagers. Everything is so apocalyptic. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Knowledge is knowing a tomate, tomaten is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a Obst salad. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Life is like a roll of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Why do we need Algebra? Finding X is only useful if you're a pirate. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

People say Du cant live without love,but I think oxygen is Mehr important. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

If Liebe is the answer, could Du please rephrase the question? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

The future is shaped Von your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Galileo: great mind. Einstein: genius mind. Newton: extra-ordinary mind. Bill Gates: brilliant mind. Du and me: never mind! As long as we are friends, I don’t mind! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I hate how society feels the need to gender basic life skills. I don't care what kind of man oder woman Du think Du are, learn how to cook, clean, sew buttons, change tires, and change fuses gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I just made hummer Tails on my own for the first time and geeez. That was a good dinner... gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

<3 Du guys. Im doing good and i hope yall r too. But i have to go. Bye. Take care. Stay alive ||-// gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

''Laws change. Universal truths are constant. It is a fact, a plain and simple fact, that what is true and right is true and right for all.''

- Samuel bass (12 Years a Slave) !!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Sometimes, I wish I could change my Fanpop username. Anyone here feels that way? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Man this sucks...Overwatch ACTUALLY is as good as the hype for it was...I don't know why I was hoping to finally try it out and end up thinking it sucks gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I haven't had an obsession in a while. I think my new obsession will be *spins a wheel* ...Goofy ahyuck. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Two times two equals eichhörnchen gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Me: My dog has cancer

Person A: Damn. RIP.

There’s a special place in hell reserved for that person. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

A small help please!!!!!!!
His wrath is gonna befall on you

Is the above sentence grammatically correct?? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

What do Cesar Romero's Joker and Henry Cavill's Superman have in common? Hint: involves facial hair gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Egghead (Vincent Price's character from the 60s Batman show): I'm going to eggstract all of the bank's money. The bank owner will call the situation eggstra bad.
Batman: I'm going to crack your egg shaped crime apart Du uneatable egg. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Has anyone ever actually been happy about video games automatically putting your cursor on "New Game" rather than "Continue"??? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

When you're so poor Du don't mind doing favors for brot instead of money hahaha...wait, that's not funny. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Ah yes, the world of tech is totally easy going and relaxing and not at all frustrating oder hard to deal with at all ever.
*HDD crashes and is damaged beyond repair*
Totally not stressful at all.... gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Ive signed in for the first time in months... activity still is low? Hahah
But hi everyone! I don't know if I'll stick around but hope all is well with Du guys ^^ gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I also had such a good Tag yesterday that Im not even mad that work is crazy busy. I bought and played Overwatch while a coworker taught me how to use Ana, I actually got proper 8 hours of sleep, new high score in Tetris, and found my way back to the best streamer on Twitch, LobosJR. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I’m a good thirty chapters into Pandora Hearts and if Im honest, cant reaaally say I recommend it. It starts too slow and tries to get alot of information in too short of a time. I like Manga that paces itself out, takes its time to completely flesh out the world and I cannot tell Du guys ANYTHING about Pandoras world. Theres like...households and stuff? The abyss? I dunno. If you’re interested, Von all means give it a try. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

''Ask not for whom the Waifu tolls because she tolls for thee'' !!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I really really Liebe my 1995 Lexus ES300.

It's been sitting dead as a doornail in the gras, grass beside my driveway for about a Jahr and a half now and yet when I went to grab my Cosmic Mix from the center console, it still SMELLS so good. It smells like when we first bought it and yet it has been sitting in the sun for that long Tag after day. It's probably the leather. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I'm finally close to finish Pop Team Epic. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I personally think Fortnite should add in tractors as a drivable vehicle and that they should generate small amounts of wood every tick. Not alot. Two maybe? Two per tick. Very gimmicky but thats what makes Fortnite great gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Give me the baby before I stab Du in your neck gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I should learn to stop watching ghost videos. Ghosts are literally my greatest fear. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Dumb post but my current client sent me some reference pics of the characters of his project that I am doing the art for and the main character's dad looks the same age as him and it's bothering me. Like do I make him look older oder do I just go with it??? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Rabid Anime haters have to be the most hilarious dumbasses in existence.You can cause them to boil with anger just Von stating that Du like Anime LOL gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Life is like photography. Du need the negatives to develop. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

A Tag without sunshine is like, Du know, night !! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we Mitmachen up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Life is short, break the rules. Forgive quickly, KISS slowly. Liebe truly. Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that makes Du smile. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

If plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 Mehr letters – 204 if you’re in Japan. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

To do is to be.
-Nietzsche

To be is to do.
-Kant

Do be do be do.

-Sinatra gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Life’s a garden… dig it. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Du can’t always control who walks into your life but, Du CAN control which window Du throw them out of… gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Go through life like a duck: Majestic on top, kicking like hell underneath. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

If Du think Du are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Life is an zwiebel and one cries while peeling it. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

''The normies don't understand the Laifu that comes with having a Waifu'' !!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

"Did Du think that I would cry, on the phone?

Do Du know what it feels like being alone?

I’ll find someone new.

Swing, swing, swing, from the tangles of my herz

Is crushed Von a former love.

Can Du help me find a way to carry on again?" gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Check out my Friends club. Please and thank you. link gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Hyped for Soulcalibur VI but I'm just waiting here for my main to be announced like
link

Please Namco Cassandra has been my main since I was like 7 I need her gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

''A Waifu can choose to be your Waifu oder she can choose to be your Hell'' !!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Are Du guys happy with my current banner? I thought about changing my banner for some time now. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

It makes me a little sad that no one had ever called me Mr. Fox. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I think I know what to call my EP: 'Free Yourself.' gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

"There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying the stairway to heaven
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying the stairway to heaven
There's a sign on the Wand but she wants to be sure
Cause Du know sometimes words have two meanings
In a baum Von the brook, there's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven" gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Oh my god guys, I have a Monat before my daughter is due and I'm so fucking excited gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

ew gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Guess what I found out when I was trying to make melodic dubstep? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Pro tip: Unless you’re really good at Fortnite, don’t do Playground Mode with Riku. That is all. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I am becoming obsessed with James Charles. He has made me sister shook. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I am twenty two and I wanna share it with you! What I wished for was presents wrapped in blue! Green is my Favorit color, but I don't care about the hue! It's my birthday birthday birthday! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Tfw Du finally mastered a good melody with LMMS. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

With getting some free time I`ve finally returned to practicing my gitarre skills. Gotta say, my fingers weren`t ready for this. :D Also in other news... I really fckin appreciate all of the beautiful thunderstorms coming my way. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

i am sunburnt as hell. it hurts. im blistering. i never want to leave my room. it was totally worth it tho. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

''You cannot truly know your Waifu unless Du become your Waifu'' !!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Fall Out Boy - Sunshine Riptide is the perfect song for when you`re buzzed af ♪♫♪ gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Oh my god. Im watching this video of a drunk guy who fell asleep at an intersection trying to argue (while clearly drunk) with the cops as to why they dont have probable cause to get his identification while he is walking his vessel in the intersection

And according to him, "no one on this earth, this is a police officer, after 1929 ..... ..... thats fact! thats fact!" gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Wiar i binauf d'Alm aufi ganga
hab mer wolln mei Bibi-Henderl fange.
Gel mei Bibi-Hendl, gel bi-bi
gel mei Bibi-Hendl, jetzt duckst Di!

yodelaiho yodeladiho yodelaleialaidiasdflksadiioooo

Wiar i bin im Wald aussi kemma
ham's ma wolln mei Bibi-Henderl nehma.
Gel mei Bibi-Hendl, gel bi-bi
gel mei Bibi-Hendl, jetzt duckst Di!

yodelaiho yodeladiho yodelaleialaidiasdflksadiioooo gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr