♥Grin t anoher passenger and then announce,"I've got new socks on!"
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest Du all Mitmachen in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.

1- Last night I lay in bett looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

6- The road to success is always under construction

7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

8- If Du die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

10- What Du call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what Du call him, he ain't gonna come.

Hope Du like them :)

Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first Frage what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of Bücher do Du read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d Du go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the Gothic style!
Reporter:What do Du like to hum oder sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!

this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with Mehr wise words.


a wise man once sagte (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) sagte a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my Friends the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope Du do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I sagte befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see Du in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Girls!
-if Du Liebe Anime and Twilight,
then Du are going to Liebe this!

-They are making an Anime series of the saga!

Mehr and Mehr the rumor of an Anime Twilight Zeigen is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!

So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight Anime until 2013!

Sent in Von (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.

source: europapress

So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests Du could try

1: Ask really stupid Fragen like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off

2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses

3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms

4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so Du can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them Du know Brittney Spears

5: When they ask Du for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"

6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as Du can.

7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink

8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's

#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool hai movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..


#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..


#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..


#2: MOST Gänsehaut EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..


#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion oder something.. That face image fucked me up..