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Eminem

posted by kassilove

When I was “CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET, I found an old CD of Eminem aka “THE REAL SLIM SHADY”. I started listening to it and “SANG FOR THE MOMENT". I have always been a “STAN” of Eminem and WITHOUT HIM(ME) I think I might LOSE MYSELF(YOURSELF). And, “TILL I COLLAPSE” I want to fly like a “MOCKING BIRD” oder even better as “SUPERMAN, because “WHEN IM GONE” I want to let everyone know that my life was “BEAUTIFUL”. I am “NOT AFRAID” to hit “ROCK BOTTOM” because I was born “LIKE A TOYSOLDEIR

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help with YOUR pranks

posted by reb1009

The "Rick Roll" Hotline: 772-257-4501

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Have your Friends call 772-257-4501 for a special message from a certain 80's musician...
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April Fools Tag Assistance Hotline: 413-497-0033

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Celebrate our Favorit holiday (or any Tag for that matter) with the April Fool's Tag Assistance Hotline: 413-497-0033. Perfect for pranks!
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Prankster's Assistant Hotline: 781-452-0842

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Use the Prankster's Assistant Hotline for your pranks! 781-452-0842.
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The Urgent Message Hotline: 240-258-4005

(i had to add that extra gunk) XD

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Why can't I own a Canadian?

posted by Cantwait4book5

Why Can't I Own a Canadian?

October 2002

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses Guter Rat to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she sagte that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned Von a east coast resident, which was gepostet on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank Du for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share...

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Tears before Joy

posted by xSiVePux

I wait...

for 2 years long to reach my happiness, an unaswered Frage has been solved out Von the miracle of its own.

I never feel so happy unlike when I was 12-13 years old, those number is a crack of my flaw and the sorrow of my life but in return...
I always got stabbed in the back Von those foolish mortals.

Those things were all just my past, those hurtful memories begun to fade away from my scene but the scar on my herz still marked its pain.
When will it heal for sure? when will this agony vanish forever?

well the answer was this,

More pain I got when I broke my eyes, unfortunately it has happened...

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The definition of LOVE!

posted by demon_wolf

noun, verb, loved, lov·ing.
–noun
1.
a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.
2.
a feeling of warm personal attachment oder deep affection, as for a parent, child, oder friend.
3.
sexual passion oder desire.
4.
a person toward whom Liebe is felt; beloved person; sweetheart.
5.
(used in direct address as a term of endearment, affection, oder the like): Would Du like to see a movie, love?
6.
a Liebe affair; an intensely amorous incident; amour.
7.
sexual intercourse; copulation.
8.
( initial capital letter ) a personification of sexual affection, as Eros oder Cupid.
9.
affectionate concern for the...

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Simlover4 Antwort your Fragen about canada

posted by simlover4

I know some Fragen about canada that non-canadians ask about Canada, i'm going to tell Du the Antwort

first, Du can NOT see polar bears in the straße and we don't ride the them either we use CARS.

second, we live in houses, not igloos we would probably freeze after awhile

Thats all i know but know Du won't think canadians live in igloos and if Miley cyrus is Lesen this and did say canada sucks,WELL IT DOESEN'T SUCK!!!!
IT ROCKS!!! i'm proud to live in Canada.

:)

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A Mini Fic I'd Like Criticism On

posted by InvaderStorm

He leaned against the wall, herz thumping and out of breath. He’d managed it, what everyone told him was impossible. He’d escaped them for what must have been the millionth time. He had told the world about it, but of course, nobody believed him, as nobody ever escapes them.
They had unimaginable power, with forces and numbers greater then anything Du have ever seen. They wanted him dead. Not the ‘you stahl, stola my soda and I am going to kill you’ dead, they didn’t stand childish antics like that. No, they wanted him 6 feet under dead. But he escaped every time....

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RANDOM: Weird Al Eat it Lyrics

posted by dramaqueen00

eat it now!

How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no rosine Bran
Well, don't Du know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it (prrr)

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of Essen Du hate ooh
You won't get no Dessert 'till Du clean off your plate
So eat it, don't Du tell me you're full

Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some Mehr chicken, have some Mehr pie
It doesn't matter , it's broiled oder fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table...

oben, nach oben ten worst endings I could think of

posted by Canada24

#1: LUCY:
I haven't actually seen this movie, but somebody told me how stupid the ending is.
Lucy reaches 100% of her cerebral capacity and disappears within the spacetime continuum, where she explains that everything is connected and existence is only proven through time. Only her clothes and the black supercomputer are left behind.
And she herself suddenly disappears into thin air.
leaving only a text, saying, "I AM EVERYWHERE!".
It's bad enough Hellsing pulled that line..

#2; TWO AND A HALF MEN:
I loved this show, but it become less and less beliebt after Charlie left. And the producer, espically...

Razilee and Elijah Part 3 Rumors For A November 2021 Release

posted by Dangerousloves

Razilee and Elijah Part 3 Unconfirmed Poster

The new and secretively hidden Razilee and Elijah Part 3 film hasn't made any impact oder any appearances during November 2020 Kindness Tag Project, oder at YT Winter Fest 2020, unlike the Sekunde film, Razilee and Elijah: Part 2's first announcement in December 2019.

With that said, an unusual release datum was announced for a November 2021 release at the third Razilee and Elijah film. Nothing of the film has surfaced, storyline, plot, new project and effects prepared for the third film has been announced. In other words, the third film is as secretive as a film could get. The release datum of November...

I might finally see Walking Dead, seasons 6 & 7

posted by Canada24

I missed my chance.. I'm always one Jahr behind in this show.. But now that their Wird angezeigt every episode in order, to prepare for the new season 7, so I'm getting my chance.

I'm so excited, especially cause it has Steven Ogg in it now. (AKA, this guy).

It's pretty easy to say that Grand Theft Auto did a lot for this guy, cause now just about everyone knows who he is.

It's weird how he always protrays nutcase's like Trevor, when the real Steve Ogg is such a nice guy from what I can tell.

But still, the guy that portrayed Trevor Phillips.
How can that NOT be awesome for the dark, violent, nature of a Zeigen like Walking Dead?

Where, even someone as kind hearted as Rick Grimes has murdered people in cold blood, in newer seasons he doesn't even feel remorse anymore.

But, yeah.. Steve Ogg.. I'm excited :)

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The TOTALLY MASSIVE Liste of Hero and Villain Names

posted by demon_wolf

A
Abbess
Ablaze
Ace
Acid
Adamant
Aegis
Airspeed
Alaczar (Spanish: Fortress)
AlleyCat
Animus
Anti-Matter Man
Aqualung (guy with frog powers)
Arc
ArchAngel
Argus
gürteltier
Arsenal
Asmodeus
Astra
Atomaestro
Avion
Axe (a brick with an axe)

B
BackFlash
dachs
Ballistique
Banelord
Baron K
barrakuda, barracuda
Basalt
Battery
Bile
Billy Blue Blazes (a speedster)
Bird of Prey
Black Adept
Blackbody
Black falke, falcon (Brick/Martial Artist)
Black Light
Blackmane
BlackShadow
Blackthorne
Black wolf
Blade Song
Blast Off
Bloodletter
Bloodstone (a magic-based mentalist with a crystal...

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How To Be A True Fan Of Something

posted by zanhar1

Step one: enjoy/love/like the show, book, movie, and/or band.
Good job, that's it, you're a true fan.

One thing that just never fails to annoy me is when someone tells me (or another person honestly) that they aren't a true Fan of whatever it is they are a Fan of for having a certain opinion.

One of the most common things I get is 'you're not a true Fan because Du like the villains more'. Okay no let's talk about this for a second; the villains are a crucial part of the story. Villains are what essentially gives the show/book/movie its plot. Without villains there is no conflict and without...

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What's your guys' opinion on taube Cameron?

posted by curtains4

Okay, she's kinda getting Mehr famous Von the minute. She has her own show, her own song, and she even performed at the Disneyland Weihnachten Tag Parade. But honestly, in MY opinion, I don't like her one bit.

I'm sorry if Du like her cuz I kinda don't. Just now I expressed my opinon about her on Tumblr and some 12-year-old went apesh*t on me. So don't hate me guys, but I REALLY don't like her. If Du ask me, behind her fame is a lot of money. Think about it. Auditions, professional photos, Singen lessons, etc... hundreds of dollars. And who paid for it? Certainly not her. Her parents. Tens of...

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AN EASY WAY TO MAKE AN Icon Using Adobe Photoshop - Basic Tutorial (REQUIRE 5 STEPS ONLY)

posted by 3xZ

Elsa from Disney Icon I've made with this 5-STEP-Required tutorial

I was thinking to share my knowledge of Icon making using Adobe Photoshop to my Friends here in Fanpop. So I decided to write it down.

First of all, although every in Adobe Photoshop the tools placement are different, but the tools I'm using are common and I hope Du already know them. But don't worry, I also include the tools' shortcut. In this article, I'm using Adobe Photoshop CS5.

Let's begin!

STEP 1: Choose a picture Du want.

How to open an image: click 'File' and then click 'Open' oder a shortcut CTRL+O. Du can...

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Some of my Favorit full house Zitate

posted by chillyneon

Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If Du can read English, Du can cook. For Instance. Basic brot stuffing, melt one third cup of butter in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick butter on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.

Joey = Good Morning! How Du guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't Du wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?

Michelle = Du got it, dude.

Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.

Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!

Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.

Jesse = Have Mercy!

DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new gitarre student.
DJ = Yeah,right.

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brot is Dangerous

posted by Ashley-Green

brot IS DANGEROUS

Why? Judge for yourself:
Research on brot indicates that

1. Mehr than 98 percent of convicted felons are brot users.

2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

3. In the 18th century, when virtually all brot was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.

4. Mehr than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours...

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A teanage girls on the phone (A short story Von me)

posted by fly210

Kate: then she she was all like OH NO Du did NOT! then she did the worst thing ever!

Liz: What's that? KISS your boy friend?

Kate: No not that bad!

Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!

Kate: Wores.

Liz: Break your leg?

Kate: no.

Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?

Kate: I told Du not to remind me of that!

Liz: sorry. What?

Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!

LIZ: NO!

Kate: Yes!

Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a Sekunde ago. well tell me what Du think!I am planing on making Mehr short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!

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I'm So Goth that.......

posted by montgomeryraina

got this off a website :)

1. I'm so goth, I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the oben, nach oben of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.

2. I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.

3. I'm so goth my name is "Tattoo" and I was on Fantasy Island.

4. I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.

5. I 'm so goth I use black cotton balls.

6. I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.

7. I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.

8. I'm so goth my pupils are black.

9. I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."

10. I'm so goth,...

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Is Civility Undervalued In American Politics?

posted by darkkhorn19

Note: This was my speech for Debatte team, therefore it would be presented as a proper speech and not something for online viewing, take this into consideration while Lesen this, thank you, and enjoy.

Imagine a world where Du could be turned down from a job because Du were black and your employer was a white man, a world where Du can be pulled over and asked for citizenship for being a Mexican, a world in which Du cannot marry the Liebe of your life because Du two were the same sex.

Welcome to America, friends.

The United States is sagte to be a free country, one with civility. Du would think...