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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
Okay, I don't even like acting, but I joined anyways.
It started out well. We did a cheer, and got a tour. I was a bit sleepy but everything went well.
Audition Tag was nerve-wracking, though. I don't even know what we auditioned for.
Classes were fun. I got to meet different people, and the teachers were nice. The ciriculum was good, and I got to do many different things.
I had 2 art classes (regular and mask making), 1 scene study, 1 playwriting, and 1 improv class. The regular art classes were easy, while the mask making, was a challenge, because I SUCK at clay. Playwriting was reasonable, but...
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posted by shutyourface
hello people of fanpop

i was thinking i like bananas and sheep's but
instead of Schreiben loads of different articles
i should just write a big story oder a diary about
it

now this is were i need you
i and stuck on ideas and is in desperate help
of well ideas!

please write your ideas and become a fan
of me and my Artikel so Du can tell me your
Antwort whenever

thankyou and
PLEASE
write a idea
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posted by cassie-1-2-3
I thought I’d share with Du all, the horrible event I just experienced only moments ago…
First off, I need to explain my terrifying fear of roaches and all insects. When I was really young, around three years old, I believe, I had a horrible nightmare. I still remember it as clear as day. I was sitting in my bedroom one evening when my parents decided to go to the Filme and leave me Home all alone. I was sitting there, depressed… when a bunch of roaches stated crawling into my room from under the door. I screamed and jumped onto my bed. Mehr and Mehr were seeping through until the whole...
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posted by chocopockyninja
Hello, resintly in my neighbor haube a dog was shot in the head Von a police officer. This happend when the family left there Hunde in the gradge, with the door open. The Hunde tried to get into the house and when they finally did, it triggered the alarm system in the house automaticly notifying the police. When an officer got to the house, the gradge door was open. So he got his gun out thinking there was someone inside. Like a robber oder rapest oder something. When he approached the house, two Hunde came out. One ran towards him barking. The officer, out of fright shot the dog. Not just in the paw...
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posted by LocalArtistist
So many people wonder how I do it. How I continue to live even after the worst has happened to me. But that is exactly what I do. I live.

My family has moved over and over in my life, they say it's due to my father's job, but he won't tell me what it is.and I know better. I can only gather certain a few clues they give away to try and piece together my past. You'd think I Mehr than anyone should know it, yet I haven't even started learning about it, at the moment all I know is. When I was a baby I got shot in a hostage situation. We moved. I met my best friend and her big brother. A few years...
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posted by vampirer04
"Good morning mom." Ashley took a sip of her coffee.

"Morning." Ashley's mom flipped two pfannkuchen over.

Ashley loved the sent of pfannkuchen in the morning.

When the pfannkuchen were ready, Ashley got a text.

She read it and noticed a huge fight was happening.

She ate her breakfast and headed out the door.

When she opened the door her friend was standing in from of her.

"Hey!" She acted hyper.

"Uh hi, Anything going on?" She asked her while raising her eyebrow.

Ashley closed the door and followed her friend.

"Where are we going Lily?" She asked trying to catch up with her.

"Leading Du to the fight idiot!"...
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posted by VoicesInMyHead
Disclaimer. I don't own anything but the question. May be SLIGHTLY offensive, I think, not sure, but VERY funny. Enjoy and PLEASE comment!!!


Q: name two benefits of having a general ledger.

A: 1. Well, a zombie soldier is pretty cool, but a CELEBRITY zombie soldier is AWESOME!!!!! no one can win aqainst a ZOMBIE!!!!!!! Plus who would want to hurt Heath, he's too freakin awesome!!!!!! So, any battle you're in, Du can't lose!!!!!!!









2. Du just KNOW his fangirls are gonna Mitmachen your army! The sheer NUMBERS are gonna give Du an advantage!!!!!!! Du can't lose!!!!!!! You'd be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION IF Du WANT!!!!!!!!!



And those are two benefits of having a General Ledger!!!!!






Teacher's note: Genral ledger is a BUISSINESS term, NOT an idea to take over the world with an army of fangirls and celebrity zombies!
1)read something over and over that Du thing that think is funny that Du oder someone gepostet on fanpop.
2)a nice cup of coffee.
3)a nice cup of hot coco.
4)a nice brakefast(sorry if mis spelled).
5)do something to make yourself laugh.
trust me i works to laugh your head off before Du go to school, work, cherch oder when your at Home i just got graubraun, dun Lesen a 100 times over what i gepostet on an rp and it was funny i put the words "BONE HEAD" 10 times then put "YOU ARE HOPELESS!" and i'm still laughing my head off so it helps to at lest laugh to start your Tag off right
posted by sakurahanazono
1.) write down "Alpha kenny body" on a piece of paper and get someone to read it pretending Du have no clue how to read it. (It sounds like they're saying I'll f*** anybody)

2.) Once again write on a piece of paper "I won a math debate" Now get someone to read this and tell them to say it 5 times fast!

This only works on people if Du get them to just say it out loud so don't let them read it in their heads first oder else they might figure it out.



I will not be held responsible if anyone gets offended oder if Du get into trouble for doing these!

- good luck :3
sakurahanazono
posted by 90sfan
Doctor:Sir,I have bad news and worse news.Patient:What's the bad news?Doctor:You only have 24 hours to live.Patient:Well what could be WORSE than that?!Doctor:I've been trying to call Du since yesterday!

Maria:Kim,where's Kitty?Kim:I don't know,Maria.Maybe she's..Derek:Mom sagte Du couldn't have a cat.Ooooh!I'm telling!Maria:Mom never sagte I couldn't have a LION instead.Derek:WHAT?!*chewing and swallowing noises*Maria:Kitty,there Du are!

Yolanda:Come on,Sal.Let's play Hide-and-Seek!Sal:No,that's boring.Yolanda:We've got nothing better to do.Sal:FINE.I'll count!*after 20 seconds*Sal:READY oder NOT,HERE I CO-OME!YOLANDA WAS NOT FOUND UNTIL THREE DAYS LATER AT FUNZONE.Sal:YOLANDA!!I've been looking for Du FOREVER!Yolanda:Your right,Sal,Hide-and-Seek IS boring*slurps smoothie*Yolanda:Hey...is this icecream expired?
Wednesday 18 February 1996

My dad just got a call from his ex-wife, my mom, telling him that she's going to the hospital because she's going to give birth to a new baby born, a girl called: Me. Its kind of hard to come to this world without knowing how hard and difficult life could be, knowing as well that I'm not going to live like any normal child living with a real mom and dad. Here comes me, token in the hands of a women that should be my mom but, everything changed in a while .. My mom decided that she doesn't want me, she gave me to my dad and he gave me to his mom, my grandma .. Moving...
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posted by xoPixie-Popxo
Feel free to add some suggestions oder reasons! I may include them on here. :)

From Cartoonnetwork:

Regular Show:
-The Animation is actually decent.
-Funny
-Some characters are actually smart and use common sense

Adventure Time with Finn and Jake
-It has a very weird (but cute) looking setting.
-Funny
-A very fun and adventurous little cartoon (Hence the title, ADVENTURE Time.)

What I have to say to Cartoonnetwork: You're doing a rather decent job. Now let's get Mehr Cartoons like these.

From Nickelodeon:

Victorious (but slowly getting worse, like iCarly :/)
-Interesting and original characters
-Fun story...
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THIS IS NOT MINE. I got it from Tumblr. x)

The following is an actual Frage gegeben on a universität of Washington Chemistry mid-term:

The answer Von one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) oder endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) oder some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First,...
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posted by LUV_4_BIEBER
I find your smile Unglaublich
Passion unsustainable
My herz beats faster and faster whenever your
near,
Only to come to a cold stop when she passes by
My tears will go on forever
My smile isn’t real
And my herz is teilt, split in two
Every thought I ever had about Du are buzzing in my head
I pray one Tag i'll be under your arm
Holding your hand
Küssen your lips
I hope one Tag Du dry my tears
See right through my fake smile
And repair my broken heart
In my opnion when it comes to friendship it means that Du and the people Du care about stick together for periods of time until Du get to know one another.

However, not a lot of people are like this. In my case, I may have over a dozen Fans but a percentage of them even talk to me nor do they know who I am and what I meant to be on here for. Don't get me wrong a few of the Fans I have are very nice to me. Whenver I talk to them I always feel welcomed, safe, secured, and better. But when I am being treated unfairly oder being abused oder played around it makes me angry, sad, depressed, and unhappy....
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posted by bubbletl
This is how it manifests itself:

I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I head towards the garage, I notice mail on the porch tabelle that I picked up from the postman earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table, put the trödel, schrott, junk-e- mail in the recycling box under the table, and notice that the recycling box is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the tabelle and take out the recycling first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the postbox when I take out the recycling...
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posted by karpach_14
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for Du Du twit she was only after your money and could have gegeben a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...
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posted by Supergirl14
The Plan
I looked in the cracked mirror, Sad and lonley...Well not lonley, I did have my circus preformers(or slaves as I was taught to call them)But most of them thougt I was a freak! I know they woun't dare say that to my face, but I hear them,"I hate her so much,"and,"she is such a freak!"(I hate when pepole call me that!)
What did I do wrong?I gave them everything they needed,and made sure they were perfect.They work three hours a day, how hard is that, I work non-stop.
I always try to make sure I'm perfect in every way,but there is always something wrong in my routine.I always try to make...
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posted by coolkatstar
I found this on the internet is so funny read and enjoy and if Du like it the credit is not for me so have fun!

Guest: “why does the dog sit there and watch me eat?”
Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because Du have the plate he usually eats from.”

A guy phones up his boss , but gets the bosses’ wife instead:
“I am afraid he died last week” she explains.

The Weiter Tag the man calls again and asks for the boss.

“I told Du “the wife replies, “He died last week”

The Weiter Tag again he calls again and once Mehr asks to speak to his boss, Von this time the wife is getting...
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posted by amdow98
Yes yes. The Titel makes this seem urgent. Well I'm here to tell Du about my life. Yea I'm growing up in a small town (well 2) and I'm pretty friendly. I had a bully in prschool. Yes a bully who thought she was the boss of everyone. Well I go to a Catholic School in my hometown. I Liebe it there. I have so many friends. And they like me for who I am. I currently do dance. My parents are divorced. I have 4 cats. I had a guinea pig, but she died. Thank Du for your time :) God Bless Y'all <3333333

Things to annoy your sis:
Say something over and over again
Nugde her repetatively
Play Taylor schnell, swift Musik if she doesn't really like her(My sis isn't such a fan)
Do everything she does


That's pretty much it.
<3amdow98