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posted by slytherin360
found this on the net:

29 Annoying Ways to Order a pizza

1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"

2. If using a touch-tone phone, press Zufällig numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would Du please stop doing that...?"

3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.

5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation Du are about to dictate. Ask if they're getting all of this...
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1.if they let Du touch their ipod computer oder mp3 Löschen every thing on it!

2.when they try to sleep flicker the lights off and on!

3.when they go with Du to the store oder something yell "WHY ARE Du FOLLOWING ME I'M TRYING TO LIVE MY FREAKING LIFE!"

4.tell you're mom oder dad they took crack and now are humping the bathtub!

5.cut their hair in there sleep

6.hide their pet and say Du saw get run over

7.yell"this is a very nice box!!!" as loud as Du can in their room

8.dump out their 7-up and take to the bathroom then pee in it

9.at the mall say "give me money i want this i want it it it it it it...
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 Miku and Kaito
Miku and Kaito
20. Miku Hatsune and Kaito from "VOCALOID" I know it's kinda cheating because there voice synthesizers but there still animated in some of there Musik videos! There so cute together I had to put them on here.

19. Gakupo and Rin from "VOCALOID" I know I just did it again. But I Liebe them Mehr then Kaito and Miku so they have to be on this too and besides the only other guy is her twin brother and I don't like incest.
 Gakupo and Rin
Gakupo and Rin

18. Ion and Esther from "Trinity Blood" Oh god I Liebe these two they start out hating each other then become close Friends oder maybe more...I'd like to think so....
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There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he sagte "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just Liebe alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and Beschreibung and he put the man inside and sagte "see Du in 100 years" and locked the door.


To the Sekunde man he asked the same Frage and the man replied "oh man I just Liebe to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the...
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posted by Cyrusrocks
I thought these were funny. Hope u like them.



I "wonder" why some "people" like to use Zufällig "quotation marks" in their "sentences".

Someone should get this state on meds cause this weather is bipolar!

Today's forecast: Partially moody with a chance of I don't like you.

Be warned if Du piss me off today I'm going to knock your teeth so far down your throat Du will need to stick your toothbrush up your backside to clean them.

I am only crazy 99% of the time.. The other 1% is trying to figure out how to make it a 100%! :p

If Du are god's gift to women, then i hope god kept the receipt coz...
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Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service schreibtisch and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid oder a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....
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1. AT DINNER: Look at your parent with crazy eyes, and whenever they say something, repeat the last word.

2. When they say, "What are Du doing?", say, "What are Du doing?" (emphasize the YOU)

3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the couch until Du give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)

4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant...
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posted by Thecharliejay
Think
1.    1
Realization. Even though it may seem impossible, the truth is, nothing is impossible. If Du keep thinking it's impossible, then it will be. Have faith
2
Analyze the situation. Create a Liste of "pros" and "cons" to help Du better understand why you're seeking Liebe oder acceptance from this person.
2.    3
Don't worry about things Du can't help. Acknowledge the impossibility as something that is totally out of your hands (ex: marriage, age, sexuality, hang-ups) and know that if something is meant to be, it will be.
3.    4
Don't...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Researchers in the UK examined Mehr than 1000 jokes and placed them before 36,000 voters to determine the "official" 50 funniest jokes of all time.

And here they are:

50. I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'. So I went - and I got it.

49. A dichtung walks into a club...

48. Went to the corner Shop - bought 4 corners.

47. So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants, it was Wedgie Kray.

46. I'll tell Du what I Liebe doing Mehr than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

45. I tried water polo...
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posted by ilovepenguins
1. Let's go somewhere where we have to get really dressed up.

2. Wow, Du did your cuticles.

3. I'll pick Du up early, b/c I really want to meet your parents.

4. Want to hit the outlet mall this weekend?

5. If Du want to datum other guys too, that's cool with me.

6. Hunde are fine, but Kätzchen are Mehr cuddly.

7. Hey, that hemd, shirt looks really good with those jeans.

8. Carson Daly is sooo deep.

9. How can anyone watch boxing? It's totally violent.

10. I can't wait to see the new Freddie Prinze Jr. movie.

11. Hey, today's our "two months from the first Tag we sagte hi" anniversary.

12. Didn't Gwyenth's outfit...
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Part 4 - but still in no particular order

61.
Name: John Hannah (Actor)
From: The Mummy/Sliding Doors
Character: Johnathan/James
Attraction: His scottish accent even though I know he doesn't have it in The Mummy - I still like him



62.
Name: Calvin Harris (Singer)
Attraction: His voice - when I heard I'm Not Alone I just couldn't get enough of it - his voice was just beautiful to me. Alas, he is also Scottish



63.
Name: Jonas Altberg (Singer)
From: Basshunter
Attraction: Well just look at those gorgeous eyes



64.
Name: Mark Strong (Actor)
From: Stardust
Character: Septimus
Attraction: I suppose...
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Ok that's it I'm doing it even if people didn't even wanted me to do it I'm doing it anyways.

Hello everybody welcome to Alpha's oben, nach oben ten Liste (and yes I called it that very unoriginal...) Well I'm not here to talk about that. I'm here to Liste some of the worst fandoms of all of history. Oh and before I start this list, but it's pretty obvious that this is my opinion and I'm not here to hurt anyone. So here we go!!!!

10. Beliebers- You're probably wondering why this isn't higher and yes I find these Fans really annoying!!! This is probably an example of an average crazy fangirl, but I don't...
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posted by iLuvLouisCarrot
“So, Louis, the rumor’s true? Are Du really secretly dating someone?”
Diana asked,
I shuffled uncomfortably in my seat. It was all Harry’s fault. Everyone thought I was dating someone because he sagte that in the last interview we had.
For fucks sake, I didn’t know what the giddy aunt to say. I looked over at Harry, who was trying not to laugh.
“Yeah. Actually I am.”
It was a spur of the moment thing. I was just… errrggghhhhh.
The crowd gasped. Diana looked shocked. .
“Can Du tell us who it is?”
She asked. She literally shoved the microphone in my face.
“I would tell you,...
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posted by ThatDarnHippo
This a little something I wrote for my English class after we read The Modest Proposal. We had to write our own modest proposals on modern Tag issues, and mine is on gay rights. It's short and to the point, so I won't be wasting too much of your time.
WARNING: some of the content may be offensive. Please realize that this is a satire (though I really do mean to offend people). Liebe oder hate me for it, I don't care. Enjoy.


A Modest Proposal
Discrimination has always been a problem in this country. Only 50 years Vor were blacks gegeben the same rights as white people. Now, a big issue is discrimination...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
1. Ask your teacher "Is mayonaise an instrument?"

2. Take a drummer's drumstick (or if you're a drummer, than your own!) and poke people with it

3. Ask if Du can try the harmomonica oder the recorder

4. Play Sweet Victory (in the Spondgebob episode Band Geeks) as a surprise duiring a concert. Plan it with others in advance before, though.

5.Purpously forget your instrument. If your teacher asks why, say "My pet alien ate it, than a viking killed him, than it swam in a pool and drowned, than I recovered his body and Chuck Noris beat it up and ate it, than he threw it up and made it into shampoo,...
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1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes Von waving it and saying, "Quite right, old bean!"
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond "that's my name, don't wear it out!"
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the "master of the pan flute".
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would go if he died tomorrow.
8. Wear...
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posted by theprettiergirl
This is spell to turn into a mermaid I haven't tried the spell hope it works.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite halskette on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me fisch all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast Du need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and Du will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and Du will get a tail but Du do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also Du will get powers when Du do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on Du but the spell the got put on Du will end in the mornings.
Okay so if Du live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The Weiter day, cut the balloons off and Du got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when Du can barely Bewegen as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...
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posted by scarlet009
1. Men like to barbeque. Men will cook if danger is involved.


2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.


3. If Du buy your husband oder boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when Du go to the bathroom.


4. Most husbands’ oder men’s early films end with a scream and a flush.


5. Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of “rich” usually cancels out the nice of “bald”


6. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are Mehr women than men, it...
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posted by xneville_rocksx
1. Know how to make Du smile when Du are down

2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but Du always notice.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence .

4. Give Du the remote control during the game

5. Come up behind Du and put his arms around Du

6. Play with your hair .

7. His hands always find yours .

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

9. Offer Du plenty of massages

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork .

11. Never run out of Liebe .

12. Be funny , but know how to be serious

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious

14. Be patient when Du take...
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