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We all tend to think that the pranks we played on our Friends and the wild things we did are the only sweet memories we can cherish about our high school days. Well, we all are wrong. What about the silly fights with our teachers, the baseless complaints and nagging and most of all the funny mistakes we commit in our test and exam papers. Some of those mistakes were made to intentionally bluff them, but most of them were innocent blunders.

Here are some examples of bold mistakes we also must have committed in our course of taming English.


He is a girl.

The bowels are a, e, i, o, u and...
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it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were Du 3 hours ago?
2. Who are Du in Liebe with?
3. Have Du ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything rosa within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time Du went to the mall?
6. Are Du wearing socks right now?
7. Do Du have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time Du drove out of town?
9. Have Du been to the Filme in the last 5 days?
10. Are Du hot?
11. What was the last thing Du had to drink?
12. What are Du wearing right now?
13. Do Du wash your car oder let the car wash do it?
14. Last Essen that Du ate?
15. Where were Du last week...
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posted by Blaze1213IsBack
Hetalia Axis Powers
Hetalia World Series
Hetalia Beautiful World
Hetalia World Twinkle
Naruto Shippuden
Attack on Titan
My Hero Academia
Food Wars
Code Geass
Sweetness and Lightning
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Zombie Land Saga
Guilty Crown
Cowboy Bebop
Tokyo Ghoul
No Game No Life
The Devil's is a part Timer
Kamisama Kiss
My Little Monster
Ouran High School Host Club
Soul Eater
Death Note
Vampire Knight
Blue Excoist
Sword Art Online
Darling in the Franxx
Death Parade
The Saga of Tanya the Evil
Is it Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon?
KonoSuba; God's Blessing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards Von an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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((This is a highly requested Artikel of mine that I decided to instead make a research paper for my Senior Exit Project in my school. It was delayed this much because I had to turn it in, have it checked for plagiarism, then have it graded before putting it up. I also got a bit lazy at the end since I was busy XD I hope Du enjoy and take some important things away from this.))


Birds, we all Liebe them. From their beautiful feathers to the funny Videos of parrots playing with toys to their wonderful ability to speak, birds, and parrots in specific, seem like the one of the best pets...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.

Please select a Fan fiction.

The Racer: link

Two ponies are fed up with being poor, and set out to win a series of races. If they win, all of their troubles will be over.

Applejack's Double Life: link

When bad ponies lead Von Flim, and Flam threaten to take over Braeburn's farm in Appleloosa Von force, there's only one pony to count on. From St. Foalis, to Ponyville, then back to Appleloosa, Applejack, and Braeburn team up to fight for what's rightfully theirs. Enjoy this classic western from 2013.

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posted by Canada24
Witch fate would be worst?

Sure, it SOUNDS fun.. Half man, half wolf.
But Du have no control of your actions.. Each full moon, Du can not escape your fate, unless your in the Harry Potter world, where Du can take your medicine.. But that isn't a cure, it just stops the transformations.. And from what we know from AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON, the sagte transformation is slow, and EXTREMELY painful.. Imagine your Bones extending, your face stretching longer, your teeth growing sharp, and your body feeling like's on fire, throughout it all.. Each full moon, Du are no longer...
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How do I become sarcastic?
"I'm the Queen of sarcasm, Du don't just suddenly become sarcastic, it takes practice"

My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"

My brother hasn't had his period:
"Yeah. It takes longer for boys"

What's an appropriate site for a 13 Jahr old girl?
"Try Porn-Hub"

Can Du get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"

Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of of it!"

I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.

Why are Babys ugly at first?
"How about you...
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Don't mess with this monkey.

Footage from a security camera is sagte to Zeigen a young man in Shimla, India, giving the finger to one of the area's famously belligerent monkeys. And as Du might expect, the monkey is having none of it.

It drop kicks the man right in the head, knocking him to the ground.

The man, however, appears to be OK after the attack as he gets up and walks off.

Shimla's monkeys are known to cause problems for both tourists and locals visiting the Jakhoo temple, which is dedicated to the monkey god Hanuman.

"The monkeys of Shimla are not pleasant animals, they roam around in gangs...
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posted by PeacefulCritic
Major Spoilers Alert
Happy Halloweenish everyone!Today I’m going to review a very nostalgia Halloween classic for me. That’s very unique to say the least, Caroline oder Coraline whichever one Du prefer to call it. So let’s get to it, starting with the story.

The story stars a certain blue haired girl named Coraline who isn't amused of her new life in Oregon.Then suddenly she comes across a mysterious, small door that opens to a whole new world. This other world is very much to fit what Coraline wishes her life to be like, but she is unaware of the dark secrets within the new world.There’s...
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posted by chrystea
Du will need an object(you can carry),a yellow oder white candle and pure honey(essencial).
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a Minute then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.
posted by GDragon612
1) Go into a phone store, look at the sales person, hold out a banane and tell them Du want to upgrade to an apple.

2) On New Years Eve at 11: 55 order a pizza then at 12:01, New
Year's day, call and complain I ordered this last year!

3) Go into a public restroom then after a few seconds, yell "LET IT GO! LET IT GO! CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE!" then drop something heavy into the toilet.

4) Order a pizza 3 Minuten before new Jahr and when it comes say "I ordered this a darn Jahr ago" and scream in frustration.

5) Go into a supermarket, and in the produce section, find a pineapple. Grab it and shake...
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posted by new2
First Of All I like to Give examples of what i'm talking about
EX: Shall I like Miley cyrus for climb then i should like her personality ,taking all the package .
She Got nude vorwärts-, nach vorn in future Shall I still support her to death
oder Why?

other point people
there are different genres of Musik ,but teenager oder Fans go for pop most of all.
Like MJ Fans
When i checked his song i didn't get amazed ,it's like Lesen newspaper it's not arranged like regular songs
Most of his songs he screams out loud ,not a song ,it's Mehr like shouting in streets.
&his Fans are crazy ,love every single stuff about him

I Didn't Mean to Insult anybody Just Thinking

Why I can't get respectable Zeigen oder artist

why there is nudity ?

oder fame depends on that
wear unsuitable clothes oder grabbing crotch .
Von telling me it was a Zeigen & they were Schauspielen only
how i can believe reality?
Why I Should accept that?

I fed up with all of that
posted by GDragon612
Sea otters hold hands when they sleep to keep from drifting apart.

When Du were born, Du were, for a moment, the youngest person on earth.

The elements that we are composed of were formed in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are all made of star, sterne dust.

Cows have best friends.

A prison in Washington pairs up “death row” shelter Katzen with select inmates as part of a rehabilitation program. It seems to be a pretty wonderful thing for both the inmates and the cats.
Princess Natalie relaxes with Joseph Contreras, one of her caretakers.

Blind people smile even though they’ve never seen anyone...
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 Carving The Turkey
Carving The Turkey
When Daddy carves the turkey,
It is really quite a sight,
I know he tries his hardest,
But he never does it right.

He makes a fancy Zeigen of it,
Before he starts to carve,
And stabs in all directions,
While we're certain that we'll starve.

He seems to take forever,
As we sit and shake our heads,
Von the time he's finished slicing,
He's reduced the birds to shreds.

He yells as loud as thunder,
Just before he's finally through
For when Daddy carves the turkey,
Daddy carves his finger too!
posted by TheMyths
My opinion on what vegans say,"eating meat is disgusting." But that isn't really true.We're omnivores,that's what we do naturally,eating plant and animals.If Du want to force your beliefs on someone,do it to a tiger.
Then I thought,all life actually is sacred.But Humans were designed to eat meat.That is how God made us.Or if Du are atheist,it's scientifically true.Both ways.
But Du can believe what ever Du want.This is just my opinion.People believe different things.That's part of makes us all special.
Hi, my name is james. im am 13 yrs old. i was beat from school. i had gotten 8 hrs detention for Schauspielen like rigby during math class. some teachers huh? anyway, it was 10:00 PM when i got home. i went up the stairs to my bedroom, shut the door, got into my pj's and got in bed. as i laid in my bed, i closed my eyes and thought, dang, the regular Zeigen universe seems pretty awsome. no school, no detention, it's perfect. then i fell into a deep sleep. this is where the story begins. i woke up on a hard surface, i got up and was in a white room. where the heck am i, i thought. as i turned around...
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posted by australia-101
How To Beat Carnival Games

Rope Ladder:
The trick to climbing carnival rope ladders is to completely ignore the "rungs" and only use the outside ropes to climb on.

While applying equal pressure with your right foot and left arm, Bewegen your left foot and right arm uat the same time. Then do the same thing with the opposite limbs -- shimmying yourself up the ladder.

Do not Bewegen both hands oder both feet at the same time - Du will lose your balance.

Ring Toss Game:
Snap your wrist as Du throw the ring to achieve the most spin possible, this will stabilize the ring making it easier to land cleanly...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
something un happy they fight so hard
they fight to see the ones they love
not ever knowing when oder how but one Tag some how
will find out how
bombs and Pistolen Pferde and them
all leave together but rest in the end
the fight of honor
the fight for friends
all the things that matter in the end

some will live some will fall
a hero is made in the hearts of them all
the white flag wont be raised not until the peace is made
children cry knowing why there brothers and loved
ones leave for them so they may live in the end

smoke and ash feuer and blood covered Von cries
of the ones on death life and things that come...
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posted by ilovetowrite
there's something
steals your herz and mine
that's not fine
it steals your smile
and takes Du away for mile
breaks your dream away
why does it just leave Du away
apart from Du way
what can i say
is pray ,pray
do what Du Liebe for sure
it will come closer Mehr and Mehr
it doesn't let Du look for
what Du are searching for
i sagte again what do Du want to do
and say hoo ,hooo
bordem go away
bordem go away
fight a lot they
Du should stay and
say say say say
bordem go away
bordem go away
bordem go away