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72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...


1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her Du Liebe her.

5. Call her before Du sleep and after Du wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease Du back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her Favorit movie with her oder her Favorit Zeigen even if Du think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes.

12. Let her know she's important.

13. KISS her in the pouring rain.

14. When she runs up at Du crying, the first thing Du say is:
"Who's arsch am I kicking babe?"

15. If your watching a movie, let her lay on your chest and put your arm around her. Don't always try to make out during a movie, its OK to just chill, unless she suggests otherwise.

16. leave us cute text/notes, especially when we are upset, this shows us that Du really care about Du and how we feel.

17. tell us we look beautiful, we sometimes really feel down on ourselves and just need someone to say to us that we look beautiful. We really like it if Du do.

18. let us mess with your hair, its fun for us.

19. Girls like to hold hands with guys when they are walking together.

20. Girls like it when guys put their arm around them. It makes them feel loved and wanted. But don't do it when Du are walking, because then its awkward. If Du are standing somewhere oder sitting down, put your arm around them.

21. If Du are in a group of other girls with your girlfriend, make it seem like she is the only one Du are interested in talking to.

22. Pay attention to them. Girls will tell a guy they trust anything. Even if Du don't care about what shes saying, at least pretend to be paying attention.

23. If a girl is clearly upset, don't ignore it and hope it goes away, talk to her and ask her about it . If she says " Nothing, i'm fine," but its obvious shes not, don't just say okay.. keep asking because that's what they want. They will tell Du if they Liebe you.

24. Girls will tell guys they Liebe anything, so don't betray that trust. If they tell Du something and they say don't tell anyone, don't. oder else Du will lose that trust . And even if they don't say " Don't tell anyone," still, just don't.

25. Girls don't take fighting very well. They either get really sad.. oder they get pissed and get bitchy. So, don't start fights.

26. Girls like hugging guys for a long time , If she doesn't pull away from the hug, it means she wants to stay like that for a bit, so don't rush. Du should enjoy it too.

27. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.

28. Girls are pretty, but yours is ALWAYS the Prettiest!

29. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.

30. If Du did something wrong..
APOLOGIZE.

31. We are self-conscious Von nature; we can't help it.

32. Hugs Mehr than kisses must be gegeben at all times.

33. Don't make bets about us; we will ALWAYS find out.

34. Never call your girl a bitch, because then she'll Zeigen Du how much of a hündin she can be.

35. Don't try to be controlling- that's so lame.

36. Don't check out *other* pretty girls. It's okay to browse, but if Du make it abundantly clear Du like what Du see- it's on.

37. Don't cheat Du freaking losers. If someone doesn't make Du happy, LEAVE THEM! Don't cheat. COME ON NOW!

38. Its not the big things, the big gifts, oder the big surprises that mean the most- ask any girl (that isn't a money hungry cow)…and she'll tell Du that its the small, sweet things that mean the most.

39. If Du know, oder have a feeling, that a girl likes you, don’t EVER make fun of her, oder say anything bad about her. If she finds out, she will be very hurt, and start thinking stuff like “how could I ever think I had a chance with him”. It keeps her thinking about that one thing forever, and it doesn’t make Du look good either.

40. Don’t Zeigen off, it’s not cool. Looking stupid is cute, and girls would much rather that, than Du trying to Zeigen off.

41. When it’s obvious a girl doesn’t look her best (it happens to all of us), say she looks pretty, especially if she is your girlfriend- although, it’s nice too even when she is just your friend oder if it’s pretty obvious the girl spent hours looking good for you, give her compliments - little things like that mean everything.

42. A lot of girls Liebe to cuddle. But that doesn't mean that cuddling HAS to lead to other things.

43. Not every girl admits it, but its true- WE Liebe TO BE KISSED IN THE RAIN.

44. Yes, It’s true, it’s cute when guys Zeigen their emotions.

45. Remind your girlfriend Du Liebe her often. Say it whenever and wherever Du can, and as much as possible.

46. Give her compliments, such as "your beautiful", and "your gorgeous", and "your pretty". They mean a hell of a lot Mehr than, "damn girl Du are fine", oder "you’re hot!" AND don’t feel stupid saying it either. Really. We do prefer the first ones better.

47. WE LIKE BEING CALLED GIRLS, NOT CHICKS, SHAWTY, HOTTIE oder ANY OTHER STUPID NAMES Du HAVE. UNLESS, its some cute little nikcname oder something Du gave us, those are cute .

48. Schreiben poems oder songs for girls, really is the sweetest thing ever. Even if it looks like a three Jahr old wrote it, it still is cute.

49. If there are pictures of Du two together oder something, it IS always cute when Du make it your display picture on msn. oder your Profil picture on facebook, myspace, oder any other account Du have.

50. If there is a picture of Du and your girlfriend together, and she Kommentare on it and says she loves you, SAY IT BACK. oder be the first one to say it, it makes it even better that way.

51. When the time comes to break up with a girl, do it yourself, and do it in person. Let her down NICELY, and always explain why. NEVER ever get someone to do it for you. Du may think it’s the way to go, for less tears and just making it easier for her, but trust us, it isn’t..

52. It’s hard for a girl to admit she likes you. So when she does, don’t act grossed out.

53. If Du like a girl, TELL her. And don’t be afraid too. In most cases, girls are extremely understanding, and would really like to know who likes her and who doesn’t. It might even turn out she likes Du back.

54. always stick up for a girl, especially if it’s a guy picking on her. It shows a lot in a guy.

55. Don’t mess around with our hearts.

56. If Du like us, Du like us. If Du don’t, then Du don’t. Make up your mind, and don’t take ten years doing it.

57. When a girl did something, that obviously made her feel stupid, oder embarrassed, don’t make her feel even Mehr stupid oder embarrassed. Comfort us, and tell us its okay.

58. Küssen us on the cheek randomly is really cute.

59. Girls get jealous. Very easy, though she might not Zeigen it.


60. We think Du are just as complicated as Du think we are.

61. when we say we are ugly, oder fat oder whatever, we aren’t waiting for Du to agree - we are waiting for Du to say, "NO you’re not fat, at all your perfect" or" NO you’re not ugly, your beautiful, don’t ever change."

62. When we like you, Du are all we ever think about.

63. Make the first move. Sometimes, the girl is too shy to.

64. If Du JUST meet a girl, and you’re saying gross sexual things to her, and she says something like, “go die” oder “stop talking to me” leave her alone, she means that.

65. If we hang up on you, call back. If we continue, then Du continue.

66. Act like a real boyfriend should in front of your friends. It DOES impress us.

67. When we cry, hug us. If we pull away, hold us tighter.

68. Girls Liebe it when guys act shy. (not speaking for all girls, I Liebe it!)

69. When we say we Liebe you, 100% of the time, we mean it with all of our hearts, and want Du to mean it to.

70. When you're girlfriend is sick oder sad, stay on the phone with her until she falls asleep.

71. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the crap out of him.

72. Don't stress where Du go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
I couldn't post this as a Frage since it was too long.

Ayways, yes. She is a Twilight Fan on the Harry Potter virsus Twilight spot. It's not because she likes Twilight. I get along with many people who happen to be Twilighters. Du can find her on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot. Anyways, she left a Kommentar to an answer randomly listing names of people she thought were illiterate, when the Frage had nothing to do with that. This was her exact comment:
"Coughcough LeggomyGreggo, Mrs-Grint, haropuff95, jedigal1190, ThatDamnLlama, ABCDFan...I could go on"
I took that as a schlagen, punsch in the stomach....
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this found it on the net

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few Minuten early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. Complete the exam with everything Du write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the teacher's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read Fragen aloud, Debatte your Antwort with yourself out loud. If asked to stop,...
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posted by 1-2vampire
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down


Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children Singen in a row, then Du sneeze and Du fall down. Did Du ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - Du used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how Du knew Du had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - Du know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.

Randomness lol.
posted by cassie-1-2-3
Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal Favorit of mine) oder a Mehr scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell Du a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe Du can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when Du apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up Von Singen strand Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say Du taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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Tell me if u think this is funny oder not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would Du like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh Du gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: Du gonna tell me my fortune oder what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell Du your fortune?


Random guy: Du sagte Du WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have Du been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and kekse, cookies don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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posted by jedigal1990
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Hello fellow Zufällig fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform Du that a certain new fanpoper with the Nutzername of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a Frage saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a Forum saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now Du will not be able to find these two contributions why Du ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if Du want proof that she sagte this check out this forum
link
Now Du may ask...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have gegeben us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We Liebe to be held, talked too but if Du press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very Merida - Legende der Highlands generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my Friends but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an Emo from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I Liebe the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your herz beat
Is my Favorit lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If Du could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my Home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes Du happy.
I always want Du to be happy.
I don't like it when Du cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with Du even though
You can't hear...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to Bewegen on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When Du leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe Du embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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posted by BellaSwan636
 I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down boot in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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posted by Little_Cullen
O.K, so the other Tag we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, Du know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once Mehr at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure Von now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on Fanpop for F.S. soo Du can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to Mitmachen F.S. Du must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. tee is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...
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posted by TDIlover226
1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand Weiter to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't Du even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, Du need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with Friends then run up and sit between them and go...
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So there has been a lot of new horror Filme coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help Du survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where Du are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't...
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User: Hey.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: Good and you?


Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?


User: 16.


Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do Du like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do Du like ponies?

User: Yes. But, Einhörner are better.

Cleverbot: Einhörner aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE Du SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: Du sagte Einhörner aren't real. :( I thought Du were my friend....
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that Du were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes Du can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One Tag you'll ask me, "which is Mehr important to you, me oder your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing Du are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your Liebe does NOT work for that person,...
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posted by jeannette27
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Now tell me that our God is not the coolest!!!
Amazing.
The glue that holds us together....ALL of us....is in the shape of the cross.
Immediately Colossians 1:15-17 comes to mind.
"He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation.
For Von him all things were created; things in heaven and on earth , visible and invisible,
whether thrones oder powers oder rulers oder authorities;
all things were created Von him and for him.
He is before all things,
and in him all things HOLD TOGETHER. "
Colossians 1:15-17
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