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72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...


1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her Du Liebe her.

5. Call her before Du sleep and after Du wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease Du back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her Favorit movie with her oder her Favorit Zeigen even if Du think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes.

12. Let her know she's important.

13. KISS her in the pouring rain.

14. When she runs up at Du crying, the first thing Du say is:
"Who's arsch am I kicking babe?"

15. If your watching a movie, let her lay on your chest and put your arm around her. Don't always try to make out during a movie, its OK to just chill, unless she suggests otherwise.

16. leave us cute text/notes, especially when we are upset, this shows us that Du really care about Du and how we feel.

17. tell us we look beautiful, we sometimes really feel down on ourselves and just need someone to say to us that we look beautiful. We really like it if Du do.

18. let us mess with your hair, its fun for us.

19. Girls like to hold hands with guys when they are walking together.

20. Girls like it when guys put their arm around them. It makes them feel loved and wanted. But don't do it when Du are walking, because then its awkward. If Du are standing somewhere oder sitting down, put your arm around them.

21. If Du are in a group of other girls with your girlfriend, make it seem like she is the only one Du are interested in talking to.

22. Pay attention to them. Girls will tell a guy they trust anything. Even if Du don't care about what shes saying, at least pretend to be paying attention.

23. If a girl is clearly upset, don't ignore it and hope it goes away, talk to her and ask her about it . If she says " Nothing, i'm fine," but its obvious shes not, don't just say okay.. keep asking because that's what they want. They will tell Du if they Liebe you.

24. Girls will tell guys they Liebe anything, so don't betray that trust. If they tell Du something and they say don't tell anyone, don't. oder else Du will lose that trust . And even if they don't say " Don't tell anyone," still, just don't.

25. Girls don't take fighting very well. They either get really sad.. oder they get pissed and get bitchy. So, don't start fights.

26. Girls like hugging guys for a long time , If she doesn't pull away from the hug, it means she wants to stay like that for a bit, so don't rush. Du should enjoy it too.

27. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.

28. Girls are pretty, but yours is ALWAYS the Prettiest!

29. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.

30. If Du did something wrong..
APOLOGIZE.

31. We are self-conscious Von nature; we can't help it.

32. Hugs Mehr than kisses must be gegeben at all times.

33. Don't make bets about us; we will ALWAYS find out.

34. Never call your girl a bitch, because then she'll Zeigen Du how much of a hündin she can be.

35. Don't try to be controlling- that's so lame.

36. Don't check out *other* pretty girls. It's okay to browse, but if Du make it abundantly clear Du like what Du see- it's on.

37. Don't cheat Du freaking losers. If someone doesn't make Du happy, LEAVE THEM! Don't cheat. COME ON NOW!

38. Its not the big things, the big gifts, oder the big surprises that mean the most- ask any girl (that isn't a money hungry cow)…and she'll tell Du that its the small, sweet things that mean the most.

39. If Du know, oder have a feeling, that a girl likes you, don’t EVER make fun of her, oder say anything bad about her. If she finds out, she will be very hurt, and start thinking stuff like “how could I ever think I had a chance with him”. It keeps her thinking about that one thing forever, and it doesn’t make Du look good either.

40. Don’t Zeigen off, it’s not cool. Looking stupid is cute, and girls would much rather that, than Du trying to Zeigen off.

41. When it’s obvious a girl doesn’t look her best (it happens to all of us), say she looks pretty, especially if she is your girlfriend- although, it’s nice too even when she is just your friend oder if it’s pretty obvious the girl spent hours looking good for you, give her compliments - little things like that mean everything.

42. A lot of girls Liebe to cuddle. But that doesn't mean that cuddling HAS to lead to other things.

43. Not every girl admits it, but its true- WE Liebe TO BE KISSED IN THE RAIN.

44. Yes, It’s true, it’s cute when guys Zeigen their emotions.

45. Remind your girlfriend Du Liebe her often. Say it whenever and wherever Du can, and as much as possible.

46. Give her compliments, such as "your beautiful", and "your gorgeous", and "your pretty". They mean a hell of a lot Mehr than, "damn girl Du are fine", oder "you’re hot!" AND don’t feel stupid saying it either. Really. We do prefer the first ones better.

47. WE LIKE BEING CALLED GIRLS, NOT CHICKS, SHAWTY, HOTTIE oder ANY OTHER STUPID NAMES Du HAVE. UNLESS, its some cute little nikcname oder something Du gave us, those are cute .

48. Schreiben poems oder songs for girls, really is the sweetest thing ever. Even if it looks like a three Jahr old wrote it, it still is cute.

49. If there are pictures of Du two together oder something, it IS always cute when Du make it your display picture on msn. oder your Profil picture on facebook, myspace, oder any other account Du have.

50. If there is a picture of Du and your girlfriend together, and she Kommentare on it and says she loves you, SAY IT BACK. oder be the first one to say it, it makes it even better that way.

51. When the time comes to break up with a girl, do it yourself, and do it in person. Let her down NICELY, and always explain why. NEVER ever get someone to do it for you. Du may think it’s the way to go, for less tears and just making it easier for her, but trust us, it isn’t..

52. It’s hard for a girl to admit she likes you. So when she does, don’t act grossed out.

53. If Du like a girl, TELL her. And don’t be afraid too. In most cases, girls are extremely understanding, and would really like to know who likes her and who doesn’t. It might even turn out she likes Du back.

54. always stick up for a girl, especially if it’s a guy picking on her. It shows a lot in a guy.

55. Don’t mess around with our hearts.

56. If Du like us, Du like us. If Du don’t, then Du don’t. Make up your mind, and don’t take ten years doing it.

57. When a girl did something, that obviously made her feel stupid, oder embarrassed, don’t make her feel even Mehr stupid oder embarrassed. Comfort us, and tell us its okay.

58. Küssen us on the cheek randomly is really cute.

59. Girls get jealous. Very easy, though she might not Zeigen it.


60. We think Du are just as complicated as Du think we are.

61. when we say we are ugly, oder fat oder whatever, we aren’t waiting for Du to agree - we are waiting for Du to say, "NO you’re not fat, at all your perfect" or" NO you’re not ugly, your beautiful, don’t ever change."

62. When we like you, Du are all we ever think about.

63. Make the first move. Sometimes, the girl is too shy to.

64. If Du JUST meet a girl, and you’re saying gross sexual things to her, and she says something like, “go die” oder “stop talking to me” leave her alone, she means that.

65. If we hang up on you, call back. If we continue, then Du continue.

66. Act like a real boyfriend should in front of your friends. It DOES impress us.

67. When we cry, hug us. If we pull away, hold us tighter.

68. Girls Liebe it when guys act shy. (not speaking for all girls, I Liebe it!)

69. When we say we Liebe you, 100% of the time, we mean it with all of our hearts, and want Du to mean it to.

70. When you're girlfriend is sick oder sad, stay on the phone with her until she falls asleep.

71. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the crap out of him.

72. Don't stress where Du go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Why not smile? Du can always find a reason to smile, believe it oder not. Du can say that your life is the worst, Du can find a hundred reasons to prove that your life sucks, but I bet Du anything, that if Du let yourself search, Du can find a thousand reasons to smile. Whether it's a person, a memory, a possession, Du can always find something worth living for.

So many people spend their lives hating, complaining, moaning, but really, what's the point? Of course, everyone has off days, everyone gets angry, upset, annoyed, but Du don't need to spend your whole life living like that. Everyone...
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(I EDITED THIS A LITTLE SO I COULD ADRESS SOME OTHER STEREOTYPES THAT I THINK ARE WRONG and EXTREMELY HURTFUL!!!!)

In the world of stereotypes...


I HAVE CURVES, so I MUST be a fat-ass.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST talk like a butler.

I DON'T WEAR SKIRTS, so I MUST be a tom-boy.

I'm POOR, so I MUST be homeless.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I FELL IN Liebe WITH A MAN WHILE HE WAS TAKEN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I’M EMOTIONAL, so I MUST be looking...
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posted by LadyL68
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥


♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥



♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥




♥If you're asking if I Liebe you♥
♥The answer is I do♥








☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮

















READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
posted by iamagagamonster
~~ dont be offended, i Liebe bruno mars' music, he just walked into this trap~~

** follow the beat of just the way Du are **

oh her eyes shadow makes her look like a clown and i hate it
her hair her hair looks like spiders live in it and its weird
shes so creepy
and i tell her everyday

oh i know i know when tell her this she won't believe me
and its so its so sad that she dont see what i see
but everytime she asks me "do i look ok" i say..

when i see your face, theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl Du need to shave

and when Du smile, the whole world ducks and...
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her Home because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...
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Answer their Fragen with questions

Ask if Du they can put Essen color in the cheese.

Ask them to deliver it in a limo.

Ask to see a menu

Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again

Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.

Ask for a deal available somewhere else.

Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a Kommentar about his abs.

Ask if the pizza has had its shots

Ask if the pizza is organically grown

Ask if them for a free datum with one of the staff if Du make order over $30.

Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
In Japan,people use lots of smileys oder emotions in their messaging.

While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.

The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and Du don’t need to turn your head to understand them.

For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).

Do Du use these emotions oder others in your emails?

Here are some examples:

(^_^) happy

(((º Д º ;))) scared

(-´´-;) problems

(>_<) angry

(?_?) confused

(-.-)zzZ sleepy

(^ _^;) embarrassed

(^O^) very happy

(T_T) sad

(^ ε ^) KISS
-See Mehr emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. oder be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat Essen that can make Du sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda oder crush
4) gety near load stuff oder equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late Stunde
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms straße orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make Du hiper



those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.


plz writ a commet to tell me what Du did on the list

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
oben, nach oben 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time Du wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say Du don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
1. Dress all in thick leather so that they can't bite oder scratch you. 2. Carry a gun so that those bitches don't kill ya. (obviously). 3. Make sure to hook up with Friends that aren't zombified. 4. Carry a messer of some sort at ALL times. 5. Don't stay out after dark. 6. Go to huge houses nearby to party it up. 7. Don't get drunk, Du don't know what'll happen. 8. Destroy something to let off some steam. 9. Make sure to have a back-up plan when plan A. doesn't work. 10. Get over to a bass Pro Shop oder anywhere with plenty of survival tools. 11. Go to a corny gift Shop and destroy everything...
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posted by MrOrange16
This is a Liste of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)



1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If Du enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. Du must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue...
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I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was Weihnachten Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute boot hanging on the Weihnachten baum and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of rum into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at Weihnachten time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
(Big idea)



Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big Fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes Du mad oder doesnt agree with your point of view Du just Berichten them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes Du mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont Berichten thm. Because we are a big family and we dont Berichten oder block family we care and Zeigen Liebe for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to Berichten someone is taking it too far


PLZ STOP IT!!



whos w/ me?



Liebe all around
-Jordan
ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The taco Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.

CONSCIENCE: Du are a freakin' retard.

ME: T-T Bad conscience.

CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET Du FREAKIN' MORON.

ME: Shut up.

CONSCIENCE: Du graubraun, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP

ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.

CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.

ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas

CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought Du picked a Tag out of a hat for that oder something.

ME: Süßigkeiten Tag is when I say it is Süßigkeiten Day. It's when I say it is Süßigkeiten Day.

CONSCIENE: It's not...
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posted by jessicamc26
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do Du want?" "I'm calling to Berichten my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank Du very much for the call, sir." The Weiter day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how Du looked Mehr important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If Du think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone Lesen the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles...
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posted by Renesmee_XD
There are a plethora of bands out there. Many of them are lesser-known, unfortunately. There’s just not enough time in the world for any one person to know them all… Unless that person is Dan Bergstein. oder the Easter Bunny.

Anyhow! I spotted an Artikel here on Sparklife listing five bands the world must know, and of course little me thought, “Aha! I could do that!” And here I am, telling y’all about my lovely taste in pretty music! So, without further ado…
1. The Dresden Dolls: This Boston-based duo, Amanda Palmer and Brian Viglione, is epically awesome. They made up their own brand-new...
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posted by cute20k
1. Your Lesen my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even Lesen this.
4. Du didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did Du notice I skipped number three.
7. Du don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that Du silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then Du realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But Du remember that a fact is something that can be proven right oder wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. Du wish Du never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch Du with the missing number this time. oder did I?
14. Du wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind Lesen powers amaze you.
16. Du totally forgot I was only supposed to tell Du ten facts.
This is just the back story for my Sonic the Hedgehog Fan character. Do Du think it's good?
***

Atsuko Mana Kenyoku was born in Osaka, Japan. Her interests were American superhero comics, old television, technology, and music. She's very quiet, and sometimes even shy. her mom, Izumi Kenyoku, was a junior high school teacher. and Atsuko's dad, Makoto Kenyoku, worked at a record shop. Atsuko had a 17 Jahr old brother named Masahiko, who was learning ninjitsu at the time, and was also very skilled at it. He liked to tech her What he knew. the Kenyokus weren't rich, but they had a fair amount of...
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Well, this is what happenes when I get bored...I put a message through every language in Babel fisch and see what I get...and some of the results are really funny. I tried this one to see just how unreliable Babel fisch could be...

Original Message:
I would like to conduct a Suchen as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost...
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