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72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...


1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her Du Liebe her.

5. Call her before Du sleep and after Du wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease Du back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her Favorit movie with her oder her Favorit Zeigen even if Du think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes.

12. Let her know she's important.

13. KISS her in the pouring rain.

14. When she runs up at Du crying, the first thing Du say is:
"Who's arsch am I kicking babe?"

15. If your watching a movie, let her lay on your chest and put your arm around her. Don't always try to make out during a movie, its OK to just chill, unless she suggests otherwise.

16. leave us cute text/notes, especially when we are upset, this shows us that Du really care about Du and how we feel.

17. tell us we look beautiful, we sometimes really feel down on ourselves and just need someone to say to us that we look beautiful. We really like it if Du do.

18. let us mess with your hair, its fun for us.

19. Girls like to hold hands with guys when they are walking together.

20. Girls like it when guys put their arm around them. It makes them feel loved and wanted. But don't do it when Du are walking, because then its awkward. If Du are standing somewhere oder sitting down, put your arm around them.

21. If Du are in a group of other girls with your girlfriend, make it seem like she is the only one Du are interested in talking to.

22. Pay attention to them. Girls will tell a guy they trust anything. Even if Du don't care about what shes saying, at least pretend to be paying attention.

23. If a girl is clearly upset, don't ignore it and hope it goes away, talk to her and ask her about it . If she says " Nothing, i'm fine," but its obvious shes not, don't just say okay.. keep asking because that's what they want. They will tell Du if they Liebe you.

24. Girls will tell guys they Liebe anything, so don't betray that trust. If they tell Du something and they say don't tell anyone, don't. oder else Du will lose that trust . And even if they don't say " Don't tell anyone," still, just don't.

25. Girls don't take fighting very well. They either get really sad.. oder they get pissed and get bitchy. So, don't start fights.

26. Girls like hugging guys for a long time , If she doesn't pull away from the hug, it means she wants to stay like that for a bit, so don't rush. Du should enjoy it too.

27. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.

28. Girls are pretty, but yours is ALWAYS the Prettiest!

29. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.

30. If Du did something wrong..
APOLOGIZE.

31. We are self-conscious Von nature; we can't help it.

32. Hugs Mehr than kisses must be gegeben at all times.

33. Don't make bets about us; we will ALWAYS find out.

34. Never call your girl a bitch, because then she'll Zeigen Du how much of a hündin she can be.

35. Don't try to be controlling- that's so lame.

36. Don't check out *other* pretty girls. It's okay to browse, but if Du make it abundantly clear Du like what Du see- it's on.

37. Don't cheat Du freaking losers. If someone doesn't make Du happy, LEAVE THEM! Don't cheat. COME ON NOW!

38. Its not the big things, the big gifts, oder the big surprises that mean the most- ask any girl (that isn't a money hungry cow)…and she'll tell Du that its the small, sweet things that mean the most.

39. If Du know, oder have a feeling, that a girl likes you, don’t EVER make fun of her, oder say anything bad about her. If she finds out, she will be very hurt, and start thinking stuff like “how could I ever think I had a chance with him”. It keeps her thinking about that one thing forever, and it doesn’t make Du look good either.

40. Don’t Zeigen off, it’s not cool. Looking stupid is cute, and girls would much rather that, than Du trying to Zeigen off.

41. When it’s obvious a girl doesn’t look her best (it happens to all of us), say she looks pretty, especially if she is your girlfriend- although, it’s nice too even when she is just your friend oder if it’s pretty obvious the girl spent hours looking good for you, give her compliments - little things like that mean everything.

42. A lot of girls Liebe to cuddle. But that doesn't mean that cuddling HAS to lead to other things.

43. Not every girl admits it, but its true- WE Liebe TO BE KISSED IN THE RAIN.

44. Yes, It’s true, it’s cute when guys Zeigen their emotions.

45. Remind your girlfriend Du Liebe her often. Say it whenever and wherever Du can, and as much as possible.

46. Give her compliments, such as "your beautiful", and "your gorgeous", and "your pretty". They mean a hell of a lot Mehr than, "damn girl Du are fine", oder "you’re hot!" AND don’t feel stupid saying it either. Really. We do prefer the first ones better.

47. WE LIKE BEING CALLED GIRLS, NOT CHICKS, SHAWTY, HOTTIE oder ANY OTHER STUPID NAMES Du HAVE. UNLESS, its some cute little nikcname oder something Du gave us, those are cute .

48. Schreiben poems oder songs for girls, really is the sweetest thing ever. Even if it looks like a three Jahr old wrote it, it still is cute.

49. If there are pictures of Du two together oder something, it IS always cute when Du make it your display picture on msn. oder your Profil picture on facebook, myspace, oder any other account Du have.

50. If there is a picture of Du and your girlfriend together, and she Kommentare on it and says she loves you, SAY IT BACK. oder be the first one to say it, it makes it even better that way.

51. When the time comes to break up with a girl, do it yourself, and do it in person. Let her down NICELY, and always explain why. NEVER ever get someone to do it for you. Du may think it’s the way to go, for less tears and just making it easier for her, but trust us, it isn’t..

52. It’s hard for a girl to admit she likes you. So when she does, don’t act grossed out.

53. If Du like a girl, TELL her. And don’t be afraid too. In most cases, girls are extremely understanding, and would really like to know who likes her and who doesn’t. It might even turn out she likes Du back.

54. always stick up for a girl, especially if it’s a guy picking on her. It shows a lot in a guy.

55. Don’t mess around with our hearts.

56. If Du like us, Du like us. If Du don’t, then Du don’t. Make up your mind, and don’t take ten years doing it.

57. When a girl did something, that obviously made her feel stupid, oder embarrassed, don’t make her feel even Mehr stupid oder embarrassed. Comfort us, and tell us its okay.

58. Küssen us on the cheek randomly is really cute.

59. Girls get jealous. Very easy, though she might not Zeigen it.


60. We think Du are just as complicated as Du think we are.

61. when we say we are ugly, oder fat oder whatever, we aren’t waiting for Du to agree - we are waiting for Du to say, "NO you’re not fat, at all your perfect" or" NO you’re not ugly, your beautiful, don’t ever change."

62. When we like you, Du are all we ever think about.

63. Make the first move. Sometimes, the girl is too shy to.

64. If Du JUST meet a girl, and you’re saying gross sexual things to her, and she says something like, “go die” oder “stop talking to me” leave her alone, she means that.

65. If we hang up on you, call back. If we continue, then Du continue.

66. Act like a real boyfriend should in front of your friends. It DOES impress us.

67. When we cry, hug us. If we pull away, hold us tighter.

68. Girls Liebe it when guys act shy. (not speaking for all girls, I Liebe it!)

69. When we say we Liebe you, 100% of the time, we mean it with all of our hearts, and want Du to mean it to.

70. When you're girlfriend is sick oder sad, stay on the phone with her until she falls asleep.

71. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the crap out of him.

72. Don't stress where Du go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
We all know what rednecks in 'Murica do best, partying, drinking and being stupid as fuck, but this might surprise you.

Sources close to the death investigation say it's likely Shain died from carbon monoxide poisoning.

"Buckwild" star, sterne Shain Gandee was found dead in a vehicle in West Virginia this morning ... 31 hours after the 21-year-old MTV reality star, sterne had been reported missing, this according to law enforcement.

According to officials, Gandee, his 48-year-old uncle David Gandee, and a third unidentified body were discovered dead in the vehicle in Sissonville, West Virginia. There was no sign...
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Something Beautiful
I was in a restless mood.
I tried to read and ended up with Bücher scattered all over the floor.
I tried listening to Musik but all the words sounded out of tune.
I tried to write but ended up staring at a blank page for ten minutes.
So I decided to create something beautiful.
I wrote a song, drew a picture, and made a frame for it.
I took a photo, made a vase, and arranged some flowers.
I drew a tattoo on my hand, made a tower out of everything, climbed on my roof and did a dance.
But no matter how hard I try the most beautiful thing I ever created will always be you.
It's best if Du say your opinion

Xbox 360 oder ps3? (Xbox)

Twilight oder Harry Potter? (duh Harry Potter)

Is metal good music? (Of course it is!)

What do Du think of Justin Beiber? oder One Direction? or... um... The Jonas Brothers? (They all suck)

Nintendo oder Sega? (Niiiinnteendooo)

Should gays have rights? (NEVER!)

Should cannabis be legalized? (No Doubt)

Should America have better gun control? (yes)

Should Tiere have rights? (yep)

Halo oder COD? (Halo)

Is pokemon childish? (no)

Facebook oder twitter? (Facebook)


AND NOW THE ULTIMATE WAY TO START ARGUMENTS ONLINE:

star, sterne wars oder trek which is better? (STAR WARS!)
posted by Nein-Nein
The Flying Dutchman is a legendary ghost ship that can never make port, doomed to sail the oceans forever. It probably originates from 17th-century nautical folklore. The oldest extant version dates to the late 18th century.
Sightings in the 19th and 20th centuries reported the ship to be glowing with ghostly light. If hailed Von another ship, the crew of the Flying Dutchman will try to send messages to land, oder to people long dead. In ocean lore, the sight of this phantom ship is a portent of doom
The ship was sailing around the Cape of Good Hope (the southern tip of Africa) when it encountered...
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posted by Nein-Nein
 Reszo Seress, who wrote Gloomy Sunday
Reszo Seress, who wrote Gloomy Sunday
In December, 1932, a down and out Hungarian named Reszo Seress was trying to make a living as a songwriter in Paris, but kept failing miserably. All of his compositions failed to impress the Musik publishers of France, but Seress carried on chasing his dream nevertheless. He was determined to become an internationally famous songwriter. His girlfriend had constant rows with him over the insecurity of his ambitious life. She urged him to get a full-time 9 to 5 job, but Seress was uncompromising. He told her he was to be a songwriter oder a hobo, and that was that.

One afternoon, things finally...
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posted by fanizzle
My fuckin Little pony be a funky-ass brand of plastic ponies produced since 1983 Von tha toy manufacturer Hasbro. Marketed primarily ta hoes, tha ponies feature colorful bodies n' manes n' a unique symbol on one and both sidez of they flanks, referred ta up in tha two most Kürzlich generations as "cutie marks". My fuckin lil pony was again revamped up in tha mid-2000z wit freshly smoked up n' mo' modern looks ta appeal ta a whole freshly smoked up market.
Followin tha original gangsta My fuckin Pretty pony toy, introduced up in 1981, My fuckin Little pony was launched up in 1983 n' tha line became ghettofab durin tha 1980s. Da original gangsta toy line ran from 1983 ta 1995 (1992 up in tha US), n' inspired animated specials, a animated feature length film n' three animated televizzle series.
Da toy line had a lata release up in Japan, Von Takara up in tha '80s durin Generation 1, n' Von Takara Tomy up in 2006 fo' a period of time.
Ok I noticed a lot of Artikel about things guys should know about girls. Well half that stuff would make tomboys/skaters like me schlagen, punsch themselves. Well here's some Zufällig useful stuff
1) do not ever call us "cute" names in front of our friends. Like calling us babe oder something is ok, but think about what we can't call Du Von your friends.

2) if we're your best Friends and Du go out with a hyper girly girl, we only pretend to be happy for you.

3) if Du go out with another tomboy oder skater oder emo, there's a good chance we are happy for you, but we secretly want Du Mehr than Du know.

4) we don't...
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A blinding flash of white light
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
People running for cover
Not knowing whether they're dead oder alive

They came with their tanks and their planes
With ravaging fiery flames
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
Du can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

Women and children alike
Murdered and massacred night after night
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
Debated on who's wrong oder right

But their powerless words were in vain
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
Du can still hear that voice through the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
Du can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight
posted by Irk_Invader_Eve
AGONY
I am here. I am everywhere
Every place you've been I have waited
Every face you've seen I have worn
I have not one name but thousands
I come on the wings of an epidemic
Of a massacre
A lone scream in the night
Announced Von the distant thunder of a war
or the bleat of the slaughtered calf
I visit the dying in their burning skin
Devour the bodies of the sick
I crush the hearts of the hopeful as I dance on the backs of the weak
Your greatest fears are my delight
With your cries Du invite me in
I am the betrayal Du could not have seen
The killer Du thought Du knew
One Tag I will be your mother oder your...
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These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.

1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to Du as soon as we're finished.

2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

3. Hi. This is John: If Du are the phone company, I already sent the money. If Du are my parents, please send money. If Du are my financial aid institution, Du didn't lend me enough money. If Du are my friends, Du owe me money. If Du are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

4....
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This is my oben, nach oben 14 fave sayings and Zitate :) Enjoy xx

14. Du got to swim out of your comfort zone to catch the wave thats going to change your life -Unknown
13.Sometimes your knight in shining armour, is just an idiot wrapped in tin foil -Unknown
12."God heals and the doctors takes the fee" -Unknown
11.Ever notice that "what the hell" is always the right decision -Marilyn Monroe
10.Remember the days when brombeere, blackberry and apfel, apple where just Obst -Unknown
9.When guys get jealous, its kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War 3 is about to start -Unknown
8.You know youre in Liebe when Du cant fall...
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Snowfall_______________________________________________________
People Key
Apolla=Goku Gaden=Vegeta Kelvin=Piccolo Leonzio=Yamcha Pablo=Dende Yajira=Bulma
_______________________________________________________________
~~ =Memories
The snow, it glittered like delicate diamonds against the night sky. The ocean, it roared like an ever persistent beast unable to rest, crashing in waves upon waves against the rock. And the sky, oh the sky. It was grey with its predominant clouds rolling and turning, ever in their turmoil. But yet, the snow, it continued to fall and it remained pure and fragile.

"Apolla."...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two Minuten later.

2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.

3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.

4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.

5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if Du are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.

6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when Du get woken up, scream loudly...
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posted by dizzydiscgirl
Hi peeps, I just had an idea so I made a spur of the moment article!!!
So, what you've gotta do is write a single word in the Kommentar box (make sure it's relevant to the one above it!) and eventually it will make a story!!!
E.g:
There
Once
Was
A
Carrot
Called
Bill!

Get it? Ok, the starting word is...
Who




Ghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghhghg



Just filling up Weltraum so the Artikel will ACTUALLY POST HOW LONG DOES THIS THING HAVE TO BE?!?!?
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Hey everyone, I just joined.

I stumbled upon this while surfing the net. I'm posting the ones I thought were the funniest. (I'm not the Autor of any, of course, and I don't know whom to credit.) Hope Du like it.


Three things are certain: 
Death, taxes, and Lost data. 
Guess which has occurred.

Everything is gone; 
Your life's work has been destroyed. 
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?

The code was willing, 
It considered your request, 
But the chips were weak. 

Windows NT crashed. 
I am the Blue Screen of Death. 
No one hears your screams. 

Errors have occurred. 
We won't tell Du where oder why. 
Lazy...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
One Tag there was a little girl called Emily She had a toy doll the doll seemed so normal but with one exception it was missing a finger one night before Emily went to bett she sat the doll above the fireplace and went to bed.

Emily was fast asleep but then "Emily im in the lounge room coming to get you" Emily thought she was dreaming so she ignored it but then "Emily im on the staircase coming to get you" Emily hid under the covers,

Everything was quiet but then "Emily im in the hall way coming to get you" Each time the voice spoke it got louder Emily was very scared and then "Emily im at your...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Coffee can reduce the risk of skin cancer.
Ancient Rome is now a micronation
No matter what your language teacher tells you, short sentences are important in Schreiben and are not mistakes oder bad.
Sealand now has eight official citizens
Ice cream is Italian food
Fortune kekse, cookies are Japanese, not Chinese
Hatsune Miku was NOT the first Vocaloid, Leon and Lola were
Thunder is a natural sonic boom
The speed of sound is 330 miles per second
Infrared light was first used in WWII
Schrödinger's Cat is a physics paradox
Weak force is a billion trillion trillion times stronger than gravity
People are actually obsessed...
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posted by littleangel0520
1)
'It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only Von preparing for war'
- John f. Kennedy
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2)
'Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety - nine percent perspiration'
- Thomas Edison
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3)
'Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools'
- Napolean Bonaparte
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4)
'The child is father of man'
- William Wordsworth
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5)
The government of people, Von the people, for the people shall...
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1. When a twilight Fan says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all Fragen about twilight that Du can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book Berichten on the most boring Bücher of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that Du hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible Autor and her Bücher make want to poke...
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posted by energizerbunny
5. Avril Lavigne

Not a Fan but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.

4. Sophia Bush

She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.

3. Kaya Scodelario

Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!

2. Katie Cassidy

This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.

1. Megan Fox

Not a Fan but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!


Some people are just lucky I guess. <33