72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...
1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.
3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.
4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her Du Liebe her.
5. Call her before Du sleep and after Du wake up
6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
7. Tease her and let her tease Du back.
8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
9. Watch her Favorit movie with her oder her Favorit Zeigen even if Du think its stupid.
10. Give her the world.
11. Let her wear your clothes.
12. Let her know she's important.
13. KISS her in the pouring rain.
14. When she runs up at Du crying, the first thing Du say is:
"Who's arsch am I kicking babe?"
15. If your watching a movie, let her lay on your chest and put your arm around her. Don't always try to make out during a movie, its OK to just chill, unless she suggests otherwise.
16. leave us cute text/notes, especially when we are upset, this shows us that Du really care about Du and how we feel.
17. tell us we look beautiful, we sometimes really feel down on ourselves and just need someone to say to us that we look beautiful. We really like it if Du do.
18. let us mess with your hair, its fun for us.
19. Girls like to hold hands with guys when they are walking together.
20. Girls like it when guys put their arm around them. It makes them feel loved and wanted. But don't do it when Du are walking, because then its awkward. If Du are standing somewhere oder sitting down, put your arm around them.
21. If Du are in a group of other girls with your girlfriend, make it seem like she is the only one Du are interested in talking to.
22. Pay attention to them. Girls will tell a guy they trust anything. Even if Du don't care about what shes saying, at least pretend to be paying attention.
23. If a girl is clearly upset, don't ignore it and hope it goes away, talk to her and ask her about it . If she says " Nothing, i'm fine," but its obvious shes not, don't just say okay.. keep asking because that's what they want. They will tell Du if they Liebe you.
24. Girls will tell guys they Liebe anything, so don't betray that trust. If they tell Du something and they say don't tell anyone, don't. oder else Du will lose that trust . And even if they don't say " Don't tell anyone," still, just don't.
25. Girls don't take fighting very well. They either get really sad.. oder they get pissed and get bitchy. So, don't start fights.
26. Girls like hugging guys for a long time , If she doesn't pull away from the hug, it means she wants to stay like that for a bit, so don't rush. Du should enjoy it too.
27. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
28. Girls are pretty, but yours is ALWAYS the Prettiest!
29. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
30. If Du did something wrong..
APOLOGIZE.
31. We are self-conscious Von nature; we can't help it.
32. Hugs Mehr than kisses must be gegeben at all times.
33. Don't make bets about us; we will ALWAYS find out.
34. Never call your girl a bitch, because then she'll Zeigen Du how much of a hündin she can be.
35. Don't try to be controlling- that's so lame.
36. Don't check out *other* pretty girls. It's okay to browse, but if Du make it abundantly clear Du like what Du see- it's on.
37. Don't cheat Du freaking losers. If someone doesn't make Du happy, LEAVE THEM! Don't cheat. COME ON NOW!
38. Its not the big things, the big gifts, oder the big surprises that mean the most- ask any girl (that isn't a money hungry cow)…and she'll tell Du that its the small, sweet things that mean the most.
39. If Du know, oder have a feeling, that a girl likes you, don’t EVER make fun of her, oder say anything bad about her. If she finds out, she will be very hurt, and start thinking stuff like “how could I ever think I had a chance with him”. It keeps her thinking about that one thing forever, and it doesn’t make Du look good either.
40. Don’t Zeigen off, it’s not cool. Looking stupid is cute, and girls would much rather that, than Du trying to Zeigen off.
41. When it’s obvious a girl doesn’t look her best (it happens to all of us), say she looks pretty, especially if she is your girlfriend- although, it’s nice too even when she is just your friend oder if it’s pretty obvious the girl spent hours looking good for you, give her compliments - little things like that mean everything.
42. A lot of girls Liebe to cuddle. But that doesn't mean that cuddling HAS to lead to other things.
43. Not every girl admits it, but its true- WE Liebe TO BE KISSED IN THE RAIN.
44. Yes, It’s true, it’s cute when guys Zeigen their emotions.
45. Remind your girlfriend Du Liebe her often. Say it whenever and wherever Du can, and as much as possible.
46. Give her compliments, such as "your beautiful", and "your gorgeous", and "your pretty". They mean a hell of a lot Mehr than, "damn girl Du are fine", oder "you’re hot!" AND don’t feel stupid saying it either. Really. We do prefer the first ones better.
47. WE LIKE BEING CALLED GIRLS, NOT CHICKS, SHAWTY, HOTTIE oder ANY OTHER STUPID NAMES Du HAVE. UNLESS, its some cute little nikcname oder something Du gave us, those are cute .
48. Schreiben poems oder songs for girls, really is the sweetest thing ever. Even if it looks like a three Jahr old wrote it, it still is cute.
49. If there are pictures of Du two together oder something, it IS always cute when Du make it your display picture on msn. oder your Profil picture on facebook, myspace, oder any other account Du have.
50. If there is a picture of Du and your girlfriend together, and she Kommentare on it and says she loves you, SAY IT BACK. oder be the first one to say it, it makes it even better that way.
51. When the time comes to break up with a girl, do it yourself, and do it in person. Let her down NICELY, and always explain why. NEVER ever get someone to do it for you. Du may think it’s the way to go, for less tears and just making it easier for her, but trust us, it isn’t..
52. It’s hard for a girl to admit she likes you. So when she does, don’t act grossed out.
53. If Du like a girl, TELL her. And don’t be afraid too. In most cases, girls are extremely understanding, and would really like to know who likes her and who doesn’t. It might even turn out she likes Du back.
54. always stick up for a girl, especially if it’s a guy picking on her. It shows a lot in a guy.
55. Don’t mess around with our hearts.
56. If Du like us, Du like us. If Du don’t, then Du don’t. Make up your mind, and don’t take ten years doing it.
57. When a girl did something, that obviously made her feel stupid, oder embarrassed, don’t make her feel even Mehr stupid oder embarrassed. Comfort us, and tell us its okay.
58. Küssen us on the cheek randomly is really cute.
59. Girls get jealous. Very easy, though she might not Zeigen it.
60. We think Du are just as complicated as Du think we are.
61. when we say we are ugly, oder fat oder whatever, we aren’t waiting for Du to agree - we are waiting for Du to say, "NO you’re not fat, at all your perfect" or" NO you’re not ugly, your beautiful, don’t ever change."
62. When we like you, Du are all we ever think about.
63. Make the first move. Sometimes, the girl is too shy to.
64. If Du JUST meet a girl, and you’re saying gross sexual things to her, and she says something like, “go die” oder “stop talking to me” leave her alone, she means that.
65. If we hang up on you, call back. If we continue, then Du continue.
66. Act like a real boyfriend should in front of your friends. It DOES impress us.
67. When we cry, hug us. If we pull away, hold us tighter.
68. Girls Liebe it when guys act shy. (not speaking for all girls, I Liebe it!)
69. When we say we Liebe you, 100% of the time, we mean it with all of our hearts, and want Du to mean it to.
70. When you're girlfriend is sick oder sad, stay on the phone with her until she falls asleep.
71. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the crap out of him.
72. Don't stress where Du go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.
3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.
4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her Du Liebe her.
5. Call her before Du sleep and after Du wake up
6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
7. Tease her and let her tease Du back.
8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
9. Watch her Favorit movie with her oder her Favorit Zeigen even if Du think its stupid.
10. Give her the world.
11. Let her wear your clothes.
12. Let her know she's important.
13. KISS her in the pouring rain.
14. When she runs up at Du crying, the first thing Du say is:
"Who's arsch am I kicking babe?"
15. If your watching a movie, let her lay on your chest and put your arm around her. Don't always try to make out during a movie, its OK to just chill, unless she suggests otherwise.
16. leave us cute text/notes, especially when we are upset, this shows us that Du really care about Du and how we feel.
17. tell us we look beautiful, we sometimes really feel down on ourselves and just need someone to say to us that we look beautiful. We really like it if Du do.
18. let us mess with your hair, its fun for us.
19. Girls like to hold hands with guys when they are walking together.
20. Girls like it when guys put their arm around them. It makes them feel loved and wanted. But don't do it when Du are walking, because then its awkward. If Du are standing somewhere oder sitting down, put your arm around them.
21. If Du are in a group of other girls with your girlfriend, make it seem like she is the only one Du are interested in talking to.
22. Pay attention to them. Girls will tell a guy they trust anything. Even if Du don't care about what shes saying, at least pretend to be paying attention.
23. If a girl is clearly upset, don't ignore it and hope it goes away, talk to her and ask her about it . If she says " Nothing, i'm fine," but its obvious shes not, don't just say okay.. keep asking because that's what they want. They will tell Du if they Liebe you.
24. Girls will tell guys they Liebe anything, so don't betray that trust. If they tell Du something and they say don't tell anyone, don't. oder else Du will lose that trust . And even if they don't say " Don't tell anyone," still, just don't.
25. Girls don't take fighting very well. They either get really sad.. oder they get pissed and get bitchy. So, don't start fights.
26. Girls like hugging guys for a long time , If she doesn't pull away from the hug, it means she wants to stay like that for a bit, so don't rush. Du should enjoy it too.
27. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
28. Girls are pretty, but yours is ALWAYS the Prettiest!
29. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
30. If Du did something wrong..
APOLOGIZE.
31. We are self-conscious Von nature; we can't help it.
32. Hugs Mehr than kisses must be gegeben at all times.
33. Don't make bets about us; we will ALWAYS find out.
34. Never call your girl a bitch, because then she'll Zeigen Du how much of a hündin she can be.
35. Don't try to be controlling- that's so lame.
36. Don't check out *other* pretty girls. It's okay to browse, but if Du make it abundantly clear Du like what Du see- it's on.
37. Don't cheat Du freaking losers. If someone doesn't make Du happy, LEAVE THEM! Don't cheat. COME ON NOW!
38. Its not the big things, the big gifts, oder the big surprises that mean the most- ask any girl (that isn't a money hungry cow)…and she'll tell Du that its the small, sweet things that mean the most.
39. If Du know, oder have a feeling, that a girl likes you, don’t EVER make fun of her, oder say anything bad about her. If she finds out, she will be very hurt, and start thinking stuff like “how could I ever think I had a chance with him”. It keeps her thinking about that one thing forever, and it doesn’t make Du look good either.
40. Don’t Zeigen off, it’s not cool. Looking stupid is cute, and girls would much rather that, than Du trying to Zeigen off.
41. When it’s obvious a girl doesn’t look her best (it happens to all of us), say she looks pretty, especially if she is your girlfriend- although, it’s nice too even when she is just your friend oder if it’s pretty obvious the girl spent hours looking good for you, give her compliments - little things like that mean everything.
42. A lot of girls Liebe to cuddle. But that doesn't mean that cuddling HAS to lead to other things.
43. Not every girl admits it, but its true- WE Liebe TO BE KISSED IN THE RAIN.
44. Yes, It’s true, it’s cute when guys Zeigen their emotions.
45. Remind your girlfriend Du Liebe her often. Say it whenever and wherever Du can, and as much as possible.
46. Give her compliments, such as "your beautiful", and "your gorgeous", and "your pretty". They mean a hell of a lot Mehr than, "damn girl Du are fine", oder "you’re hot!" AND don’t feel stupid saying it either. Really. We do prefer the first ones better.
47. WE LIKE BEING CALLED GIRLS, NOT CHICKS, SHAWTY, HOTTIE oder ANY OTHER STUPID NAMES Du HAVE. UNLESS, its some cute little nikcname oder something Du gave us, those are cute .
48. Schreiben poems oder songs for girls, really is the sweetest thing ever. Even if it looks like a three Jahr old wrote it, it still is cute.
49. If there are pictures of Du two together oder something, it IS always cute when Du make it your display picture on msn. oder your Profil picture on facebook, myspace, oder any other account Du have.
50. If there is a picture of Du and your girlfriend together, and she Kommentare on it and says she loves you, SAY IT BACK. oder be the first one to say it, it makes it even better that way.
51. When the time comes to break up with a girl, do it yourself, and do it in person. Let her down NICELY, and always explain why. NEVER ever get someone to do it for you. Du may think it’s the way to go, for less tears and just making it easier for her, but trust us, it isn’t..
52. It’s hard for a girl to admit she likes you. So when she does, don’t act grossed out.
53. If Du like a girl, TELL her. And don’t be afraid too. In most cases, girls are extremely understanding, and would really like to know who likes her and who doesn’t. It might even turn out she likes Du back.
54. always stick up for a girl, especially if it’s a guy picking on her. It shows a lot in a guy.
55. Don’t mess around with our hearts.
56. If Du like us, Du like us. If Du don’t, then Du don’t. Make up your mind, and don’t take ten years doing it.
57. When a girl did something, that obviously made her feel stupid, oder embarrassed, don’t make her feel even Mehr stupid oder embarrassed. Comfort us, and tell us its okay.
58. Küssen us on the cheek randomly is really cute.
59. Girls get jealous. Very easy, though she might not Zeigen it.
60. We think Du are just as complicated as Du think we are.
61. when we say we are ugly, oder fat oder whatever, we aren’t waiting for Du to agree - we are waiting for Du to say, "NO you’re not fat, at all your perfect" or" NO you’re not ugly, your beautiful, don’t ever change."
62. When we like you, Du are all we ever think about.
63. Make the first move. Sometimes, the girl is too shy to.
64. If Du JUST meet a girl, and you’re saying gross sexual things to her, and she says something like, “go die” oder “stop talking to me” leave her alone, she means that.
65. If we hang up on you, call back. If we continue, then Du continue.
66. Act like a real boyfriend should in front of your friends. It DOES impress us.
67. When we cry, hug us. If we pull away, hold us tighter.
68. Girls Liebe it when guys act shy. (not speaking for all girls, I Liebe it!)
69. When we say we Liebe you, 100% of the time, we mean it with all of our hearts, and want Du to mean it to.
70. When you're girlfriend is sick oder sad, stay on the phone with her until she falls asleep.
71. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the crap out of him.
72. Don't stress where Du go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
1.eat like 10 candys oder something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball oder swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball oder swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy Du get on the middle of the floor.
2.Fill a socke with pennies, and then demand all of the Essen using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a Zufällig person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos oder baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as Du can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little lamm at the oben, nach oben of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's Essen when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about Zufällig things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
2.Fill a socke with pennies, and then demand all of the Essen using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a Zufällig person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos oder baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as Du can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little lamm at the oben, nach oben of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's Essen when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about Zufällig things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
u wudnt know if there was brot on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is brot on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the brot is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and oder eat the brot that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the brot off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the brot that is on yer head so u can on living without brot on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the brot that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating brot it is so if i tell u that there is brot on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of brot on yer head
The Cabin
I HOPE Du ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!
we need your help!
grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!
Du can lead the way!
hey! hey!
do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!
swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)
it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!
we need your help!
grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!
Du can lead the way!
hey! hey!
do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!
swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)
it;s dora the explorer!
--------------------------------------------------
dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
These Zitate are Zitate with differnt meanings of frettchen oder just the animal.
“If a frettchen bites Du it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the Ansichten are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, Du can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to frettchen it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and frettchen it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
“If a frettchen bites Du it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the Ansichten are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, Du can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to frettchen it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and frettchen it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
