Teacher: Okay kids, so today, we will be heading to the amusement park
Cody: GAY!.... Sorry, I just needed a reason to shout that
Teacher: …. Anyway, after our successful fundraiser, we managed to make a bit too much money. Instead of giving this to charity, the board of education remembered that having a soul isn’t cheap, so instead, they decided to use the money for a field trip to the amusement park, which was much cheaper than giving all the money away for charity
Wind: Glad to know I go to a school run Von assholes
Teacher: Me too. Now, I want everyone to line up in a single file line-
(All of the students run out)
Teacher: Why am I not shocked

James: Mine, I’m so excited. Maybe we can meet the girls at the water world. Du think any of them are wearing white T-shirts
Wind: Why are Du asking me. I don’t give a shit about an amusement park. It’s just a social gathering for idiots to go because they have too much money on their hands
James: Sheesh, Du avoid people like cancer
Wind: Well, if people are cancer, than that means I must have beaten cancer at least (Counts) twenty seven times. That’s Mehr than anyone with cancer can say. Glad to know I beat cancer.

Bus Driver: (Slams on the brakes, barely missing a small car) Were here (Finishes bottle of bier and throws it out of the window, hitting the car outside and breaking the windshield)
Wind: Yeah, good luck with the liver failure
Bus Driver: Thanks (Takes out another bottle of bier and starts drinking it)
Cody: Okay, so, what should we do
Wind: Well, I don’t know about you, but I’m going to catch up on some Lesen (Reads On the Origin of Species Von Charles Darwin)

Cody: (In ball ride) Please. Only a faggot baby would be scarred of a ride like th- (Gets launched into the air) AHHHHHHH!

James: (Sitting on a log ride) Alright (Sees two girls with white shirts) Oh god yes
(A large obese man sits right in front of James)
James: Oh come on

Miku: (Enjoying the karte, warenkorb ride) Well, this is ni- (A child on oben, nach oben of her drips ice cream onto her hair)

Amanda: Hold it! The Farben on the bumper cars are in an uneven amount. There are Mehr yellow carts than any other color
Worker: ……. Is it really that bad
Amanda: YES! Without order, do Du know what we have?
Worker: Sane people?
Amanda: Chaos! That’s What!

Hannah: (Throws ring at a bottle and misses) Damnit (Throws another one) Damnit (Throws the ring, getting it on there)
Worker: ….. (Kicks the bottle over, making it tip over and break) Sorry. Du lose
Hannah: ARE Du FUCKING SERIOUS!

Wind: (Reading a book)
Game Host: Come on up, everyone
Wind: (Annoyed) Will Du be quiet. I can’t read if Du are-
Game Host: Ah, sir. Would Du be interested in playing my game
Wind: I would rather play with a pack of rabid wolves
Game Host: Oh come now. Surely a man with your precise aim would enjoy a game like this
Wind: Alright, for fucks sake. What is it?
Game Host: Well, all Du have to do is take this gewehr here and shoot the aliens. Originally, they were going to be a different sort of “aliens”, but that’s bad for business
Wind: Alright (Hands him a dollar) If it will get Du to stop yelling (Aims the gun and fires) What the hell? This is a real gun?
Game Host: What can I say. I wanted my original game to be as realistic as possible. I even found some aliens, but no, still bad for business, so these cardboard cutouts will have to do
Wind: Alright (Shoots again, hitting every alien within three shots)
Game Host: Man, that’s some good shooting
Wind: Well, when you’ve been throwing rocks at rats to catch a meal, Du learn a thing oder two
Game Host: Well, if Du want to go again, go right ahead
Wind: Well…. screw it, why not

Wind: Well, damn. I’m all out of cash. Oh well, it was worth it. That was the most fun I’ve had in a long time. It was worth losing my ramen money for the week
Game Host: Glad to hear
Wind: (Walks off)
Game Host: I just hope I have enough money to replace the cardboard (Looks over at the cardboard aliens riddled with bullet holes)

Wind: (Sees the group) Hey, where were Du guys. I had a lot of fun at this place. I even won this badge (Shows a badge labeled “Border Patrol Champion”)
Cody: (Terrified) T-this place is fucked up. They throw people in the air like it’s a goddamn madhouse.
James: (Crying) My wet T-shirt dreams. All lost
Miku: (Her hair is covered in different sweets) Those little bastards threw a bunch of Süßigkeiten in my hair. It’s gonna take days to get this out
Amanda: (Angered) This place is incredibly abnormal. I can’t stand it
Hannah: The rides here are rigged
Wind: Man, Du guys are always finding something to complain about. I had so much fun. Du guys complain about everything way too much
Everyone: ARE Du FUCKING SERIOUS!?