Teacher: Okay kids, so today, we will be heading to the amusement park
Cody: GAY!.... Sorry, I just needed a reason to shout that
Teacher: …. Anyway, after our successful fundraiser, we managed to make a bit too much money. Instead of giving this to charity, the board of education remembered that having a soul isn’t cheap, so instead, they decided to use the money for a field trip to the amusement park, which was much cheaper than giving all the money away for charity
Wind: Glad to know I go to a school run Von assholes
Teacher: Me too. Now, I want everyone to line up in a single file line-
(All of the students run out)
Teacher: Why am I not shocked
James: Mine, I’m so excited. Maybe we can meet the girls at the water world. Du think any of them are wearing white T-shirts
Wind: Why are Du asking me. I don’t give a shit about an amusement park. It’s just a social gathering for idiots to go because they have too much money on their hands
James: Sheesh, Du avoid people like cancer
Wind: Well, if people are cancer, than that means I must have beaten cancer at least (Counts) twenty seven times. That’s Mehr than anyone with cancer can say. Glad to know I beat cancer.
Bus Driver: (Slams on the brakes, barely missing a small car) Were here (Finishes bottle of bier and throws it out of the window, hitting the car outside and breaking the windshield)
Wind: Yeah, good luck with the liver failure
Bus Driver: Thanks (Takes out another bottle of bier and starts drinking it)
Cody: Okay, so, what should we do
Wind: Well, I don’t know about you, but I’m going to catch up on some Lesen (Reads On the Origin of Species Von Charles Darwin)
Cody: (In ball ride) Please. Only a faggot baby would be scarred of a ride like th- (Gets launched into the air) AHHHHHHH!
James: (Sitting on a log ride) Alright (Sees two girls with white shirts) Oh god yes
(A large obese man sits right in front of James)
James: Oh come on
Miku: (Enjoying the karte, warenkorb ride) Well, this is ni- (A child on oben, nach oben of her drips ice cream onto her hair)
Amanda: Hold it! The Farben on the bumper cars are in an uneven amount. There are Mehr yellow carts than any other color
Worker: ……. Is it really that bad
Amanda: YES! Without order, do Du know what we have?
Worker: Sane people?
Amanda: Chaos! That’s What!
Hannah: (Throws ring at a bottle and misses) Damnit (Throws another one) Damnit (Throws the ring, getting it on there)
Worker: ….. (Kicks the bottle over, making it tip over and break) Sorry. Du lose
Hannah: ARE Du FUCKING SERIOUS!
Wind: (Reading a book)
Game Host: Come on up, everyone
Wind: (Annoyed) Will Du be quiet. I can’t read if Du are-
Game Host: Ah, sir. Would Du be interested in playing my game
Wind: I would rather play with a pack of rabid wolves
Game Host: Oh come now. Surely a man with your precise aim would enjoy a game like this
Wind: Alright, for fucks sake. What is it?
Game Host: Well, all Du have to do is take this gewehr here and shoot the aliens. Originally, they were going to be a different sort of “aliens”, but that’s bad for business
Wind: Alright (Hands him a dollar) If it will get Du to stop yelling (Aims the gun and fires) What the hell? This is a real gun?
Game Host: What can I say. I wanted my original game to be as realistic as possible. I even found some aliens, but no, still bad for business, so these cardboard cutouts will have to do
Wind: Alright (Shoots again, hitting every alien within three shots)
Game Host: Man, that’s some good shooting
Wind: Well, when you’ve been throwing rocks at rats to catch a meal, Du learn a thing oder two
Game Host: Well, if Du want to go again, go right ahead
Wind: Well…. screw it, why not
Wind: Well, damn. I’m all out of cash. Oh well, it was worth it. That was the most fun I’ve had in a long time. It was worth losing my ramen money for the week
Game Host: Glad to hear
Wind: (Walks off)
Game Host: I just hope I have enough money to replace the cardboard (Looks over at the cardboard aliens riddled with bullet holes)
Wind: (Sees the group) Hey, where were Du guys. I had a lot of fun at this place. I even won this badge (Shows a badge labeled “Border Patrol Champion”)
Cody: (Terrified) T-this place is fucked up. They throw people in the air like it’s a goddamn madhouse.
James: (Crying) My wet T-shirt dreams. All lost
Miku: (Her hair is covered in different sweets) Those little bastards threw a bunch of Süßigkeiten in my hair. It’s gonna take days to get this out
Amanda: (Angered) This place is incredibly abnormal. I can’t stand it
Hannah: The rides here are rigged
Wind: Man, Du guys are always finding something to complain about. I had so much fun. Du guys complain about everything way too much
Everyone: ARE Du FUCKING SERIOUS!?
Cody: GAY!.... Sorry, I just needed a reason to shout that
Teacher: …. Anyway, after our successful fundraiser, we managed to make a bit too much money. Instead of giving this to charity, the board of education remembered that having a soul isn’t cheap, so instead, they decided to use the money for a field trip to the amusement park, which was much cheaper than giving all the money away for charity
Wind: Glad to know I go to a school run Von assholes
Teacher: Me too. Now, I want everyone to line up in a single file line-
(All of the students run out)
Teacher: Why am I not shocked
James: Mine, I’m so excited. Maybe we can meet the girls at the water world. Du think any of them are wearing white T-shirts
Wind: Why are Du asking me. I don’t give a shit about an amusement park. It’s just a social gathering for idiots to go because they have too much money on their hands
James: Sheesh, Du avoid people like cancer
Wind: Well, if people are cancer, than that means I must have beaten cancer at least (Counts) twenty seven times. That’s Mehr than anyone with cancer can say. Glad to know I beat cancer.
Bus Driver: (Slams on the brakes, barely missing a small car) Were here (Finishes bottle of bier and throws it out of the window, hitting the car outside and breaking the windshield)
Wind: Yeah, good luck with the liver failure
Bus Driver: Thanks (Takes out another bottle of bier and starts drinking it)
Cody: Okay, so, what should we do
Wind: Well, I don’t know about you, but I’m going to catch up on some Lesen (Reads On the Origin of Species Von Charles Darwin)
Cody: (In ball ride) Please. Only a faggot baby would be scarred of a ride like th- (Gets launched into the air) AHHHHHHH!
James: (Sitting on a log ride) Alright (Sees two girls with white shirts) Oh god yes
(A large obese man sits right in front of James)
James: Oh come on
Miku: (Enjoying the karte, warenkorb ride) Well, this is ni- (A child on oben, nach oben of her drips ice cream onto her hair)
Amanda: Hold it! The Farben on the bumper cars are in an uneven amount. There are Mehr yellow carts than any other color
Worker: ……. Is it really that bad
Amanda: YES! Without order, do Du know what we have?
Worker: Sane people?
Amanda: Chaos! That’s What!
Hannah: (Throws ring at a bottle and misses) Damnit (Throws another one) Damnit (Throws the ring, getting it on there)
Worker: ….. (Kicks the bottle over, making it tip over and break) Sorry. Du lose
Hannah: ARE Du FUCKING SERIOUS!
Wind: (Reading a book)
Game Host: Come on up, everyone
Wind: (Annoyed) Will Du be quiet. I can’t read if Du are-
Game Host: Ah, sir. Would Du be interested in playing my game
Wind: I would rather play with a pack of rabid wolves
Game Host: Oh come now. Surely a man with your precise aim would enjoy a game like this
Wind: Alright, for fucks sake. What is it?
Game Host: Well, all Du have to do is take this gewehr here and shoot the aliens. Originally, they were going to be a different sort of “aliens”, but that’s bad for business
Wind: Alright (Hands him a dollar) If it will get Du to stop yelling (Aims the gun and fires) What the hell? This is a real gun?
Game Host: What can I say. I wanted my original game to be as realistic as possible. I even found some aliens, but no, still bad for business, so these cardboard cutouts will have to do
Wind: Alright (Shoots again, hitting every alien within three shots)
Game Host: Man, that’s some good shooting
Wind: Well, when you’ve been throwing rocks at rats to catch a meal, Du learn a thing oder two
Game Host: Well, if Du want to go again, go right ahead
Wind: Well…. screw it, why not
Wind: Well, damn. I’m all out of cash. Oh well, it was worth it. That was the most fun I’ve had in a long time. It was worth losing my ramen money for the week
Game Host: Glad to hear
Wind: (Walks off)
Game Host: I just hope I have enough money to replace the cardboard (Looks over at the cardboard aliens riddled with bullet holes)
Wind: (Sees the group) Hey, where were Du guys. I had a lot of fun at this place. I even won this badge (Shows a badge labeled “Border Patrol Champion”)
Cody: (Terrified) T-this place is fucked up. They throw people in the air like it’s a goddamn madhouse.
James: (Crying) My wet T-shirt dreams. All lost
Miku: (Her hair is covered in different sweets) Those little bastards threw a bunch of Süßigkeiten in my hair. It’s gonna take days to get this out
Amanda: (Angered) This place is incredibly abnormal. I can’t stand it
Hannah: The rides here are rigged
Wind: Man, Du guys are always finding something to complain about. I had so much fun. Du guys complain about everything way too much
Everyone: ARE Du FUCKING SERIOUS!?
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where Du put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope Du don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where Du eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the feuer challenge, where Du set yourself on feuer for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
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Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Jazz Band: *Playing Musik with a bass, and drums, and a piano*
People: *Walking into Chicago's Union Station*
July 20th, 1919
PRR Employees: *Cleaning passenger cars with soapy water*
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
The Broadway Limited
Based off of the 1941 movie of the same title.
Paul: *Walks towards a ticket booth* Hi, I'd like one ticket to Philadelphia on The Broadway Limited.
Salesman: Two dollars please.
Paul: *Gives the man two dollars*...
So when Du hear the word RPG game (That’s two words, but screw it), most people would immediately follow that up with Final Fantasy. I really like the Final Fantasy franchise, despite having only played a small, small category of a massive franchise. And I want to talk about one of my Favoriten from the franchise, a true classic from the good old PS2 days, before Kingdom Hearts took all the glory, Final Fantasy X
Final Fantasy X follows what any other Final Fantasy game would follow, a teenager with a lot of emotional baggage. This one in particular being Tidus, oder whatever Du wanna...
Let’s talk edgy for a second. When something gets remade to a Mehr edgy thing, people usually hate it. Man of Steel was edgier Superman, and people hated it. Bomberman Act Zero was edgier Bomberman, and people hated it. DMC: Devil May Cry was edgier Devil May Cry, and it was still better than Devil May Cry 2, but people still hated it. But there is a case when edgier, oder in this case, darker, can be better. And that brings us to Twisted Metal: Black.
I never found joy in the older Twisted Metal games. Granted, I only played 1 and 4, and thought they weren’t too fun. But when I got...
So, playing straße Fighter II in the arcades, sickest thing in the world. Tossing in quarters and beating everyone else who thought they were hot shit in straße Fighter was the most fun. But I always wanted Mehr from straße Fighter II. And straße Fighter III: Third Strike feels better, but I have sadly not played enough of that game to have it on the list. But, I do have something just as good as Third Strike? Is it better, I dunno, but damn, is it good.
My older brother, when he was tired of his 360 and passed it down to me, didn’t tell me that inside of it was a digital download of...
Wow, what a heel turn, am I right? I made an Artikel a few months back talking shit about David Cage and his games, and yet I start this whole event off with a David Cage game. But before I shoot myself in the balls, let’s talk about this. It has been five years since I first joined this website, and I am still going strong today. And so, to celebrate five years of being here, I want to make this series, giving a sort of review, oder Mehr rather, a Liste of my oben, nach oben 100 Favorit games ever. Of all time. And we are starting with Detroit: Become Human… A David Cage game… All credibility...
Du know what trend I’m getting kinda tired of? The whole “Princess has been kidnapped, go save her”. I’m not an extremist feminist, but the whole princess thing is kinda getting old. So, naturally, I felt the best thing to do was to make a Liste of the oben, nach oben ten best. So, the rules for this Liste are as followed. Only from games that I have played, and only one game per franchise. So, with all of that sagte and done, let us start the list
#10: Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair
Okay…….. This is a bit hard to get behind. What, in the name of god, is this princess wearing. I mean…...
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#10: Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair
Okay…….. This is a bit hard to get behind. What, in the name of god, is this princess wearing. I mean…...
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