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I found this hilarious Liste on bellaandedward.com. Enjoy :)

Things Bella Would Never Say
1) Edward, drive faster! (Sent in by: Michelle)
2) Edward, I hate Du and I don't Liebe Du any more. (Sent in by: McKenna)
3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma)
4) Charlie, could Du cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade)
5) Lets go live in Florida! (Sent in by: Brenna)
6) I'm in Liebe with Sam Uley. (Sent in by: Brenna)
7) Du know what, I think this is only a crush, Edward! (Sent in by: Brooke)
8) Give me a makeover Alice! (Sent in by: Riza)
9) Mike is the hottest guy on earth! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
10) Edward -- I'm sorry,...

Grandpa Carlilse came over to the house with all his equipment, then my Uncles and Aunts came. " Honey are Du ok?" Aunt Rosalie asked and she started to touch my face.
I didn't say anything i was cradled like a baby in my father's arms. I couldn't speak i only coughed and sneezed a few times. " She is just stunned. Remember her old friend on the island well she had a dream that he bit here and killed Jacob." Dad sagte swiftly. Tears started to trickle down my face and when he sagte Jacob it rang a glocke in my head. " Dad i need to see Jacob. Please let me go i need to see if he's ok!" I struggled...

Edward’s POV. I wrote this because bitten_byedward asked me to and also because I think Du guys want to know what Edward was thinking when he left. It’s basically just a rambling of what Edward’s thinking. Incoherent thought and nonsensical rambling. Nothing amazing.



I gripped the steering wheel tightly with one hand and with the other I pinched the bridge of my nose. How could she take his side? A guy she’s barely met twice and she’s choosing him over me! I wanted to go back there and rip his throat out but I contained my anger. I would only upset Kayla if I killed Mitchell. But...