An serious/obsessive reader of the Twilight Saga Von Stephenie Meyer, one leap above Twilighters.
The difference between being a Twilighter and being a Twihard, is that Twihards have embraced a new Twiligion... er.... I mean, religion based on Twilight. They live and breath Twilight. Most Twihards are for Edward and Bella. Therefore, those Twihards are all for true Liebe & Liebe at first sight. Point out one thing to a Twihard, and they can relate it to Twilight instantly. Savage and wild, they need every single thing to be perfect in the upcoming Twilight movie.
WAYS TO TELL IF Du ARE A TWIHARD.
(Or at least, me being a Twihard myself, this is what I do)
1. Du constantly check the Lex for new updates. Daily. (Six times an Stunde for me.)
2. Twilight Tuesday is the most important Tag of the week.
3. Du dream of going to Forks, oder living in Forks.
4. Du have urges to visit Italy.
5. It's sick, but Du wish Vampire totally existed so Du can marry one.
6. Du refer to Twilight as "literary crack" oder a "textually transmitted disease"
7. You've supplied sagte literary crack to your friends, and wouldn't talk to them until they read the series.
8. Your Favorit Obst is now a red apple.
9. Ruffled tulips are one of your Favorit flowers.
10. Whenever Du hear "Girlfriend" Von Avril Lavigne, Du can't help but replacing the words with "Edward is a Virgin"
11. When Du grow up, one of your kids is going to be named Edward.
12. Your expectations on boys has suddenly shot through the roof.
13. Du dream of driving a red 1953 Chevy Pickup, while your husband drives a silver Volvo s60 r.
14. Du look up to the sky on a rainy day, and think "Damn I feel as if I'm in Forks!"
15. Your school projects all relate to Twilight in some way.
16. Du Liebe running to the Lex & yelling at other people.
17. Du hate how Edward has a fattish, hairy chest while Jacob has a six pack.
18. Du dream about killing Bella so Du can datum Edward.
19. If Du could have one wish, it would be that Du were Bella.
20. The perfect book covers have a black cover with something red in the middle of it.
21. Du hate Jasper's hair, since it looks like the wig is about to pop off any minute.
22. All Du want is everything to be perfect in the movie.
23. Du have considered sprinkling glitter on your future/husband so Du can pretend your with Edward.
24. Du have seen a silver Volvo parked outside a store, and have either taken a picture with it and/or gone inside the store and look for Edward.
25. At Italian restaurants, Du have ordered pilz ravioli and a coke.
26. Du know the real reason behind James going crazy is because Edward stahl, stola his cookies.
27. All of your Friends think Du need to see a shrink.
28. Talking with Zufällig strangers about Twilight is fun!
29. Du are willing to read Wuthering Heights, since both Edward and Bella have read it.
30. Edward Cullen is your (fictional) boyfriend.
31. You've tacked Cullen on to the end of your first name... just to see how it sounded.
32. You've forced your boyfriend/husband/best boy friend to read Twilight, and made them take Edward's actions to heart.
33. Your MySpace Profil is either dedicated to Twilight, oder has a huge portion of it dedicated to Twilight.
34. You've Photoshopped yourself & made yourself really pale, gegeben yourself golden eyes, and bruises underneath your eyes.
35. Du enjoy criticizing every aspect of the Twilight movie, since Du know they are only taking out your Favorit quote/scene just to annoy you.
36. When someone makes fun of Twilight, it's like they are making fun of you, and Du jump into an argument with them about how Twilight kicks ass.
37. Du have realized your mean when it comes to Twilight the book & the movie, but don't care, because your only doing it out of love.
38. It was the end of the world when they released the EW magazine cover, and Du took one look at Edward & wanted to puke.
39. Du felt betrayed when Du found out Edward would drive a hecktürmodell, fließheck instead of the s60 r.
40. Du refer to to Robert Pattinson as RPattz oder Spunk Ransom.
41. And finally, Du are willing to spend hours on an essay/word/website that probably won't ever be read, just cause Du want to talk about Twilight.
!with the useful help of a funny dictionary!
CRITICALLY IMPORTANT STUFF Du SHOULD KNOW:
1) I have created my own spot for Sunrise, and Updates will now be gepostet there.
2) See my Profil "spots Bella_Swan3 has joined" for Mehr information. Sunrise is the spot with the red rose.
3) All Zurück Sunrise chapters have been reposted there as well.
4) Thank Du to Swhit2, who encouraged me to create my own spot.
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6) Please do not post Artikel on my spot unless it is a review, but Du are free to add questions, picks, pictures, Forum topics, videos(if Du find anything that's relevant), Links oder Quiz questions.
Thank Du once again to everyone who ever Kommentiert and rated Sunrise. I Liebe Du people!
1) I have created my own spot for Sunrise, and Updates will now be gepostet there.
2) See my Profil "spots Bella_Swan3 has joined" for Mehr information. Sunrise is the spot with the red rose.
3) All Zurück Sunrise chapters have been reposted there as well.
4) Thank Du to Swhit2, who encouraged me to create my own spot.
5) If Du see it and Du liked Sunrise, please Mitmachen it.
6) Please do not post Artikel on my spot unless it is a review, but Du are free to add questions, picks, pictures, Forum topics, videos(if Du find anything that's relevant), Links oder Quiz questions.
Thank Du once again to everyone who ever Kommentiert and rated Sunrise. I Liebe Du people!
-Renesmee-
I terminate the call, and scream at the oben, nach oben of my lungs. It takes Carlisle and Rosalie thirty two Sekunden to reach me. The other Cullens are out hunting.
I find I can only speak in short bursts, so I focus only on Carlisle's voice, asking me what happened. I try to answer, but then, oh joy, Mehr pain.
* * *
I've been in labour for the past eight hours now. Imagine, just for a moment, that Rosalie is capable of PMS. And that simultaneously, someone's hidden her hair products, her iPod, her BMW, and her laptop. I was currently in a mood that would make that look like a kitten having a tantrum.
I broke Jacob's wrist Von accident.
I terminate the call, and scream at the oben, nach oben of my lungs. It takes Carlisle and Rosalie thirty two Sekunden to reach me. The other Cullens are out hunting.
I find I can only speak in short bursts, so I focus only on Carlisle's voice, asking me what happened. I try to answer, but then, oh joy, Mehr pain.
* * *
I've been in labour for the past eight hours now. Imagine, just for a moment, that Rosalie is capable of PMS. And that simultaneously, someone's hidden her hair products, her iPod, her BMW, and her laptop. I was currently in a mood that would make that look like a kitten having a tantrum.
I broke Jacob's wrist Von accident.
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Bella's Pov.
"ESME!!!!!!!" As I ran over towards her.
"Uh...where am I?" Esme sagte wearily.
"Bella?"
"Jasper?"
"Hey Bella, I um...am sorry for causing Du all this trouble. I didn't mean to.
I did feel sad that, I never got to marry you. That's whay I didn't come to your
party. Then, Esme came. Something really strange happened. She turned
purple and then, she was in a cloak. Then, she put me under a spell to follow'
whatever she says. I tried to stop her, but it was too late. She told me that
I would regret asking Du out for the rest of my-"
"MOMMY!!!!!" Renesmee shouted.
"It's always my ple-MOM!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
"We have to get her to Carisle. I will explain what I told Bella," Jasper sagte calmly.
Suddenly, everyone took three steps away from Jasper.
"It's okay guys. He's back to normal," I said.
Edward replied sharply, "Well how can we prove it!?"
"I will Zeigen you."
Then, Jasper hugged Edward.
"ESME!!!!!!!" As I ran over towards her.
"Uh...where am I?" Esme sagte wearily.
"Bella?"
"Jasper?"
"Hey Bella, I um...am sorry for causing Du all this trouble. I didn't mean to.
I did feel sad that, I never got to marry you. That's whay I didn't come to your
party. Then, Esme came. Something really strange happened. She turned
purple and then, she was in a cloak. Then, she put me under a spell to follow'
whatever she says. I tried to stop her, but it was too late. She told me that
I would regret asking Du out for the rest of my-"
"MOMMY!!!!!" Renesmee shouted.
"It's always my ple-MOM!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
"We have to get her to Carisle. I will explain what I told Bella," Jasper sagte calmly.
Suddenly, everyone took three steps away from Jasper.
"It's okay guys. He's back to normal," I said.
Edward replied sharply, "Well how can we prove it!?"
"I will Zeigen you."
Then, Jasper hugged Edward.
The dress Bella wore under the Volturi Cloak
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
small microwavable bowl (discardable)
Stirrer (discardable spoon oder skewer)
Eyeshadow oder body shimmer oder pigment (the color Du want your lipgloss)
Lipgloss container w/ lid
Procedure:
1.scoop some petroleum gelee in the small microwavable bowl (more petroleum Mehr lipgloss!)
2.Microwave for 5minutes oder until completely melted.
3.Take out the melted petroleum gelee (carefull it's hot) and scoop in some eyeshadow for color. Put eyeshadow until Du reach your desired shade.
4.Mix the mixture well. Then carefully pour the mixture into the container.
5.put the lipgloss in the container in the freezer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip: To make flavored lipgloss mix in kool-aid to the melted petroleum instead then continue regularly.(careful WILL stain lips)
Petroleum Jelly
small microwavable bowl (discardable)
Stirrer (discardable spoon oder skewer)
Eyeshadow oder body shimmer oder pigment (the color Du want your lipgloss)
Lipgloss container w/ lid
Procedure:
1.scoop some petroleum gelee in the small microwavable bowl (more petroleum Mehr lipgloss!)
2.Microwave for 5minutes oder until completely melted.
3.Take out the melted petroleum gelee (carefull it's hot) and scoop in some eyeshadow for color. Put eyeshadow until Du reach your desired shade.
4.Mix the mixture well. Then carefully pour the mixture into the container.
5.put the lipgloss in the container in the freezer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip: To make flavored lipgloss mix in kool-aid to the melted petroleum instead then continue regularly.(careful WILL stain lips)
Edwards pov
"Bella family meeting " I sagte while eating my elk.
"okay i am ready are you?"
"yes "
So we so we started to run oder race i would say to the family meeting . When we all got there and got seated the meeting started .
Carlise Pov
"thank Du guys for coming to the meeting , and sorry for interrupted your hunting time . But we have some important news " i said
" what is it Carlise " edward sagte very serious
"Well esmee and i have decied to leave are coven and come back in a Jahr oder so okay and Du guys can leave if Du want to . But I am Going to start Von asking rose and emmett . so what is your desion ."isaid "well rose and i have decideed to go away for a little while and come back when Du come back ,and we will not be enrolling in forks this year.." emment said
"okay alice ,jasper are Du leaving oder staying" i sagte " well we are staying " alice chimed in.
"Bella family meeting " I sagte while eating my elk.
"okay i am ready are you?"
"yes "
So we so we started to run oder race i would say to the family meeting . When we all got there and got seated the meeting started .
Carlise Pov
"thank Du guys for coming to the meeting , and sorry for interrupted your hunting time . But we have some important news " i said
" what is it Carlise " edward sagte very serious
"Well esmee and i have decied to leave are coven and come back in a Jahr oder so okay and Du guys can leave if Du want to . But I am Going to start Von asking rose and emmett . so what is your desion ."isaid "well rose and i have decideed to go away for a little while and come back when Du come back ,and we will not be enrolling in forks this year.." emment said
"okay alice ,jasper are Du leaving oder staying" i sagte " well we are staying " alice chimed in.
yahhh!!
