An serious/obsessive reader of the Twilight Saga Von Stephenie Meyer, one leap above Twilighters.
The difference between being a Twilighter and being a Twihard, is that Twihards have embraced a new Twiligion... er.... I mean, religion based on Twilight. They live and breath Twilight. Most Twihards are for Edward and Bella. Therefore, those Twihards are all for true Liebe & Liebe at first sight. Point out one thing to a Twihard, and they can relate it to Twilight instantly. Savage and wild, they need every single thing to be perfect in the upcoming Twilight movie.
WAYS TO TELL IF Du ARE A TWIHARD.
(Or at least, me being a Twihard myself, this is what I do)
1. Du constantly check the Lex for new updates. Daily. (Six times an Stunde for me.)
2. Twilight Tuesday is the most important Tag of the week.
3. Du dream of going to Forks, oder living in Forks.
4. Du have urges to visit Italy.
5. It's sick, but Du wish Vampire totally existed so Du can marry one.
6. Du refer to Twilight as "literary crack" oder a "textually transmitted disease"
7. You've supplied sagte literary crack to your friends, and wouldn't talk to them until they read the series.
8. Your Favorit Obst is now a red apple.
9. Ruffled tulips are one of your Favorit flowers.
10. Whenever Du hear "Girlfriend" Von Avril Lavigne, Du can't help but replacing the words with "Edward is a Virgin"
11. When Du grow up, one of your kids is going to be named Edward.
12. Your expectations on boys has suddenly shot through the roof.
13. Du dream of driving a red 1953 Chevy Pickup, while your husband drives a silver Volvo s60 r.
14. Du look up to the sky on a rainy day, and think "Damn I feel as if I'm in Forks!"
15. Your school projects all relate to Twilight in some way.
16. Du Liebe running to the Lex & yelling at other people.
17. Du hate how Edward has a fattish, hairy chest while Jacob has a six pack.
18. Du dream about killing Bella so Du can datum Edward.
19. If Du could have one wish, it would be that Du were Bella.
20. The perfect book covers have a black cover with something red in the middle of it.
21. Du hate Jasper's hair, since it looks like the wig is about to pop off any minute.
22. All Du want is everything to be perfect in the movie.
23. Du have considered sprinkling glitter on your future/husband so Du can pretend your with Edward.
24. Du have seen a silver Volvo parked outside a store, and have either taken a picture with it and/or gone inside the store and look for Edward.
25. At Italian restaurants, Du have ordered pilz ravioli and a coke.
26. Du know the real reason behind James going crazy is because Edward stahl, stola his cookies.
27. All of your Friends think Du need to see a shrink.
28. Talking with Zufällig strangers about Twilight is fun!
29. Du are willing to read Wuthering Heights, since both Edward and Bella have read it.
30. Edward Cullen is your (fictional) boyfriend.
31. You've tacked Cullen on to the end of your first name... just to see how it sounded.
32. You've forced your boyfriend/husband/best boy friend to read Twilight, and made them take Edward's actions to heart.
33. Your MySpace Profil is either dedicated to Twilight, oder has a huge portion of it dedicated to Twilight.
34. You've Photoshopped yourself & made yourself really pale, gegeben yourself golden eyes, and bruises underneath your eyes.
35. Du enjoy criticizing every aspect of the Twilight movie, since Du know they are only taking out your Favorit quote/scene just to annoy you.
36. When someone makes fun of Twilight, it's like they are making fun of you, and Du jump into an argument with them about how Twilight kicks ass.
37. Du have realized your mean when it comes to Twilight the book & the movie, but don't care, because your only doing it out of love.
38. It was the end of the world when they released the EW magazine cover, and Du took one look at Edward & wanted to puke.
39. Du felt betrayed when Du found out Edward would drive a hecktürmodell, fließheck instead of the s60 r.
40. Du refer to to Robert Pattinson as RPattz oder Spunk Ransom.
41. And finally, Du are willing to spend hours on an essay/word/website that probably won't ever be read, just cause Du want to talk about Twilight.
!with the useful help of a funny dictionary!
