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Du Know You're Lesen Twilight Fanfiction When...

posted by pompeybabe

Lemons ... get it?

I found these on Tumblr ... thought they were funny (and pretty damn accurate).

This is a little graphic for those of Du who shy away from this kinda stuff ;)

1. Bella is clumsy, shy and constantly bites her lower lip when she’s nervous

2. Edward finds her lip biting habits sexy

3. Edward is jealous, over protective and a bit controlling

4. Edward has a temper

5. Though there are no Vampire and no werewolves, Human Edward can actually GROWL

6. Edward has the greenest eyes she’s ever seen and a panty dropping crooked smile

7. Edward always has velvety smooth, warm voice that turns to rough when he wants Bella

8. Bella has the deepest brown eyes and he can see to her soul through them

9. Edward has a monster cock that deserves an award and can put any other to shame ;)

10. Though some might think physically impossible, Edward can get hard in less than 3 Sekunden after seeing Bella only bite her lip

11. Tanya is a bitch

12. Rose is the coolest badass ever

13. Esme is always wiping tears from her eyes somewhere

14. Carlisle the kindest and most compassionate Doctor ever… unless you’re Lesen a SAVAGE story [Lorabell note: oder Emancipation Proclamation where he’s a straight up badass]

15. Unless it’s a sex marathon story oder a Dadward/Momella story, you’re gonna have to wait till they say “I Liebe you” before sex

16. Edward always gets Bella to come only 2 Sekunden before him and both always happen explosively with white spots behind their eyelids

17. Alice is referred to as a pixie, loves Bella Barbie and always takes her shopping against her will

18. No matter how long the story is oder what genre but you’ll ALWAYS find Edward in a towel somewhere with Bella there to drool over the V between his hips

19. Bella hates wearing heels, calls them “death traps” and they’re usually forced on her Von Alice oder Rose

20. Edward has LONG fingers that can do wonders with Musik and Bella’s [*cough* and Lorabell’s *cough*] lady bits

21. Charlie is always always always fishing… I mean, dude get a life - no one fishes 24/7 not even in Canon

22. Jacob is bad. If he’s not bad, he’s gay. If he’s not gay, he’s a dog. Literally.

23. Mike is a douche. No matter what he does and how nice he is, he’s always a douche with a small dick

24. EVERY TIME Bella and Edward have sex, it’s better than the last and the best sex they have ever had. EVER.

25. Jake almost ALWAYS ends up with Leah

26. Rosalie always smacks Emmet on the back of his head… if she’s not around then it’s Esme

27. They always rip condoms with their teeth

28. At one time oder another you’ll find that “she/he saw something unreadable flicker in his/her eyes but it disappeared before she/he could see what it was”

29. The Autor will almost always sneak in at least one book oder movie quote

30. When most normal people would have reached for the telephone and dialed 911, Bella is NOT freaked out Von Edward watching her sleep

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Lost Liebe

posted by groovychicklisa

Chapter 3

B|POV
The ride to school that Tag was beyond hellish. Neither one talked. When Bella arrived at school she had to get Edward form his Tag dream (B) Edward? (B) (E) What…? Oh sorry I was Tag dreaming(E) A small smile spread across my face at just how childish he was, (B) Yeh I guessed that Edward! Do Du need me to give Du a ride Home after school? (B) Oh god if he says that hündin Tanya is taking him Home I may cry! It’s no secret that Esme and Carlisle don’t like her; infect no one but Edward and herself like her! (E)Erm ofcourse! Why do Du have something else planned with...

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Lost Liebe

posted by groovychicklisa

Chapter 2

EPOV
I awoke to the noise of my buzzing alarm; I threw my arm out the bett in an attempt to shut my alarm clock the hell up. As I finally grasped it, then it fell on the floor along with something else that made a clatter I jumped out the bett in an attempt to see what it was it was lying on the floor was the picture of Bella and I from a few Christmases Vor I picked it up and laid it on my bett to notice there was a crackdown it. Crap! I muttered under my breath. I made a mental note to get it fixed as soon as possible. As I grabbed my clothes I wandered into my bathroom to get ready...

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taking chances chapter 5

posted by karpach_13

this is renesmee's hotel room

Chapter 5
“this is not my daughter” my father said. And shook his head.
“our daughter just grew up and needs Mehr attention Edward” my mom said.
“bella this isn’t our renesmee this is…” I cut my dad off.
“this is who? Dad just because I changes doesn’t mean im not ur daughter” I told him. It took him a very long time to say anything. I got so tired of everything I left then and ran to my room. I gathered a lot of clothes and put it in my luggage. I went down stairs and to my car.
“nessie wer r u going?” my mom asked. I didn’t want to hurt anyone here, it was all an accident,...

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Unspoken

posted by jacob_lover5253

Here is the end of Jacob's POV then to Edward's POV.

Chapter 9. (Jacob)

Billy handed me the phone. "Hello?" I asked. Who is it? "Hey, um, Jacob. It's Edward. I need you." Edward sagte awkwardly. "What do Du want? Why should I help you?" "Because Bella is gone." He sagte sadly. "No, duh? She left you." I laughed. "No, Jacob. Du need to take this seriously. Bella left Charlie!" Edward screamed at me. She did what now!

I dropped the phone and headed full speed to the woods. I'm gonna help Edward find her. But maybe she won't go back to him and she'll come running into my arms! I smiled my wolfy...

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The Liebe Sensation

posted by jazzerpie

Edward's Liebe for Bella is an undescribable sensation of protective instincts.Although he craves her blood he cares for her like god cares for the world.He would do anything for her even if it meant being away from him. Even if something good for her causes a burning whole in his body, he will do it...for her. The Liebe for her can be described in such a way no one knows what it is.People think Liebe is when your partner will spoil Du and do whatever Du want. But, its not. It's when Du will do anything for that person to make them happy. No matter what it is.
His Liebe for her is actually...well...love <3

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emmett cullen Liebe story chapter 10

posted by karpach_13

Du guys got back to the house saw everyone sitting watching the news and heard Alice ask.
Alice: Can I plan the wedding? Please?
Everyone looked at Du guys confused and Du looked at Emmett and he nodded.
You: Of course.
Esme: Wait. Du guys are engaged?
You smiled and nodded.
You: Yeah mom.
She got up and hugged Du both.
You: Rose? Du and Alice want to be my brides maids?
Rose/ Alice: Of course.
You smiled and hugged them.
Em: Jasper and Edward my grooms men?
They nodded and Du asked.
You: Where are we moving now?
Carlisle: We are thinking about Alaska. How does that sound kids?
You: I like it there....

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the follow up to a beautiful death part 17

posted by xroylex

edwards pov.

what was happerning? no matter how hard alice looked she couldnt see anything nothing of out daughter. i and bella were starting to get worried. in a matter of time she has gone from sight and from hearing range. i couldnt bare it.

bellas pov.

this really was something i couldnt handle. edward leaving me was the hardest time in my human life. now losing my daughter seams like the hardest in this life. the gapping hole is back and ontil i got my daughter back it was going to remain there. who lmows how long.

alices pov.

nessie was gone and i felt as uslass as i did when she was...

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Conversation part 11

posted by CarlislesLover

I'm soooo sorry I haven't gepostet in ages. It's a long story why but here's part 11.
XXX

I stood up and kissed Jacob with all the energy I had. He pulled me in gripping to me tightly. I couldn’t breathe but I didn’t want to let go. Jacob started to pull me off of him, but I pulled closer. He was stronger than me so he managed to pull me of. I got really moody and stared at him evilly. “Bella honey I Liebe Du but you’re pregnant and we can’t KISS for so long when you’re pregnant”

“Stuff pregnancy”

“Bella I want our kid to survive as well as you. Do Du have any idea how much I’m...

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Cold Roses--Chp. 14: Lethal Independance

posted by Summer_Leanne

I'm so so happy Du all are enjoying this story! Your comments, like always, are so sweet and loving. Thanks for Lesen and for all your generous support. Liebe Du all!! Enjoy!! :]
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Lethal Independence
It was 10pm before Chloe drifted off to sleep in Summer’s arms. Athe and Chloe fussed over Summer every Sekunde once they found out she was injured. Summer was able to easily heal her bruise, but she didn’t understand why she was still being coddled like a feeble infant. As soon as Summer laid Chloe in her krippe and assured Athe that she was fine,...

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Unexpected gifts [6]

posted by Tatti

Here's new chapter from Jasper POV, I hope you'll like it. Thanks to all of Du who reads and Kommentare it, I really appreciate that.

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6th chapter Learning

Jasper

"Now try from the left side" I advised Jalley and she knocked me down. I could block her schlagen, punsch very easily but I didn't - my little girl worked so hard today and she deserved it. I was surprised how quickly she learned every technique I showed to her, too bad, she needed Mehr strength so it would be effective. "Enough for today?"
"Yap! I'm hungry" she ran into my arms. I lifted her cheerfully and we went to the kitchen. Usually Alice...

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Starlight ~ 2. First Tag

posted by DestinyGirl

Hi! Thank Du so much for those who read and commented!!!:D And now, here's Mehr of Starlight!

2. First Day

The Weiter day, I rose up with the sun and Kyle and Annie decided to hunt before the first Tag of school——so I got ready. Annie had laid out an outfit for me to put on after my shower.

It was a lovely v-neck brown lange ärmel fitted hemd, shirt (and I always wear a backless tank-top underneath whatever I'm wearing since when I summon my wings, they tear right through the clothing) with blue jeans and the same brown sandals she wore yesterday.

I brushed my long, thick, mahogany brown hair which...

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True Lies,Teen Girls(Chapteer Twelve)

posted by moolah

Bye Guys-post Mehr tonite I am going swimming right now!!!!♥

Bye Guys-post more tonite I am going swimming right now!!!!♥

Rosalie’s P.O.V:
I led the man to the couch with his grandmother. I sat down and turned the Fernsehen off, “So, what did Du need sir?” “I need Du to turn me and my grandmother.” He said. “Excuse me?” “Turn us, please.” I started freaking out, because my identity was a secret, “CARLISLE!” I screamed at the oben, nach oben of my lungs, “Miss, please I will dusche Du with wealth.” Carlisle came running down the stairs, “Umm, can Du excuse us for a second?” I asked him. “Sure, Rosalie, I’ll just talk to my grandmother about preparations.” I nodded, “You do that.”...

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Unexpected gifts [4]

posted by Tatti

I'm sorry for posting three chapters with "unexpexted" instead of "unexpected", I edited that and feel pretty stupid XD Hope you'll enjoy my new chapter.

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4th chapter Guessing

Edward

"And what is wrong with Emi being so fast?" Rosalie asked angrily when we returned home.You're jealous, that's it. I rolled my eyes at her mental tone - there was no way that Rosalie would turn against baby whom she wished for so long.
"There's nothing wrong with her" I answered as calmly as I could "If there is something wrong, that would be the situation - three half-vampire Babys left on our stairs. Doesn't...

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~Ever After 9~

posted by LexisFaith

"Momma. I want to go back down stairs." Sarah was sitting on her bed, her back against the wall.
"I know." I sighed. "But Daddy is talking to Seth right now so we are going to stay up here untill they are done."
She sighed and leaned her head against the wall.
I listened to Jacob and Seth down stairs.
"So that's how it works?" Seth asked.
"Yea." Jacob sighed.
"Cool." I could hear the smile in Seth's voice.
"Look, I'm really sorry if you're mad at me but Du know, I couldn't controll it. I didn't even know what was going on."
"Yea, I know. I'm not mad at you, though." I heard Jacob settle back down...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [FIVE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Five
BuffyFaithfan1
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[FIVE]
THE Weiter MORNING, Jerek woke me up with a light KISS to the cheek. I never was a deep sleeper, and the slightest sounds would wake me up. But, lately it seems, that I've been sleeping Mehr deeply then I ever have before. It was already noon, and I wasn't surprised everyone slept that long. In fact, half of the other people here were still sleeping. I ate lunch with Jerek and Tabra in Jerek's room, while Jerek told Tabra and I the story of what happened the night of the Final Fight. ...

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A Youtube Script(episode four)Help!

posted by moolah

*episode four*
*HELP!*
Bella’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
I felt really shaky
And really scared
Alice kept on laughing wickedly
I kept on screaming
*done thinking*
Alice: Bella, Du had your chance-you WILL die now.
Bella: *passes out*
Alice: *goes back to normal* BELLA!
Bella: *bleeding everywhere*
Alice: *Screams* HELP!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!! *kicks down the door*
Edward: *runs toward her* ALICE! WHAT THE HELL DID Du DO?
Alice: *vomits* Omigod. *looks at the vomit* Edward…*there is blood in the vomit*
Edward: *looks down at the vomit* Ali…
Alice: *runs out*
Edward: *looks down at Bella* BELLA! *picks her up and...

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Unexpected gifts [3]

posted by Tatti

Here comes new chapter and I hope you'll like it. Big thanks to all who supports my fanfic and all nice Kommentare Du leave.

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3rd chapter Running

Edward

I can see that Bella is worrying and I even can understand it - three half-vampire Babys pops out of nowhere and only short letter from mysterious vampire Doreen informs us that they are abandoned and we should take care of them. At first, I was a bit suspicious too, but now I can't see what would be the point of leaving these kids if someone would meant harm to us. Volturi already know about vampire and human hybrids and accepted them as not...

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True Lies,Teen Girls(Chapter Ten)

posted by moolah

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Bella’s P.O.V:
I was hyperventilating when I stepped into the Cullen garage. I saw the car Ali and Jazz had taken me into to Arizona. And then the car that had come back when I was “dead” with Ali as my visitor. The car I promised Edward I would wait until after graduation for my wish made me cry the most. The one where we ran into Jacob-and went into the woods.
Although I was supposed to go to the hotel Carlisle told me to go strait to Alice and Edward. I had Cullen clothes on so I would smell like a vampire. I did. I smelled like all my Favorit people. Emmett, Alice, Edward, Esme, Carlisle,...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [THREE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Five
BuffyFaithfan1
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[THREE]
    At times, as I tried to find Jerek, I saw people dropping to the ground, a head oder two flying past my face, blood being sprayed in the air. But I knew that none of them was more, nor Tabra, nor Jerek.
    And I was certain.
    I kept on walking, killing few here and there, and finally, I saw Jerek and Haus.
    They were off to the side, like I was with the other people, and I kept walking that way slowly, making sure Haus...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 4~ [EIGHT]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Four
BuffyFaithfan1
_________________________
[EIGHT]
    I quit crying a few Minuten later. I just laid there for the few hours of time we had to ourselves. I didn't need to train, I was ready for this battle. The Final Fight, I would win. I was ready.
    And then, it was time to go.
    I checked my eyes so no one would ask me if I was crying, and I was good. I went to the weapons room, geared up, and grabbed my essentials: a cross-bow and a stake.
    "Let's do this." I said, and we started...