HA! I'm back on the internet... For now, anyway. :3

WARNING: one-sided slash. (as in boyXboy)
Genre: Romance/Angst
Pairings: one-sided HaroldxDuncan, some DuncanxCourtney
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Duncan wanted to stand Weiter to me all the time. Duncan pranked me- to mask his true feelings, no doubt. I smiled as I thought about how my "enemy" was playing hard-to-get. But I would win. The geeks always get the crush, Du know. Just like in the movies.

I smiled as I watched Duncan and Courtney outside. They hate eachother so much, I thought. They were enemies, of coarse. At least... That's what I thought. Courtney kissed Duncan, and I grimaced, but my jaw dropped in shock as Duncan kissed back.

"Wh... What?" I could barely understand what was hapenning before my eyes, "But... They hate eachother!"

"Woot woot!" Geoff cheered, "Finally! How long were Du gonna string him along, Courtney?"

My herz shattered as I sat down on the bed, "But... Duncan likes me..." I whispered as I glared at the ground, "Why? Why would he do this to me?"

I really thought he liked me. I thought we were going to end up together. I thought he liked me as much as I liked him. I thought I was falling in Liebe with him! I really did! My herz was beating faster than a racecar (of coarse that's a metephor- if it was really that fast, I'd be dead, but... Du get the point! GOSH!) My eyes were blurry with hot tears.

Everyone had left to vote... For me, obviously. DJ and Geoff were Duncan's Friends and Courtney... Was... Was his girlfriend. Girlfriend. Which meant he was straight. Which meant he never liked me in that way. That he couldn't like me in that way. Not the way I like... Love him.

I felt so... Stupid. Like a total idiot. Geoff could see that Duncan and Courtney liked eachother! Geoff! And he's not the brightest crayon in the box, so to speak. I stood and went outside. Now I was pissed and they were smiling at eachother and I was trying not to shake with anger. I ran into the confessional booth and pulled a messer out my pocket. I got a bunch of pieces of paper, wrote "Courtney" on all of them and stuffed it in there. I know it was bad, but I was so angry! I never get the guy I like! Ever! Because he's always straight in the end!

I growled with venom in my voice, "I really thought Du were falling in Liebe with me, Duncan. I was with you! Du guys think you're sooo funny," Von guys, I didn't mean just Duncan, but every guy who ever messed with someone's herz and had it meant nothing, "Well let's see how Du like it when someone messes with your Liebe life... I know you've messed with mine."
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I walked down the Dock of Shame to see Duncan's sad face as he waved to the boot that took Courtney away. I felt a little guilty...

"I Liebe you, Courtney..." he whispered, making whatever guilt I just felt turn into steaming jealousy.

I looked down at my sneakers. Now was my chance, "Hey Duncan? If Du ever need a shoulder to cry on-"

"Shut up, dweeb. I don't want to talk to you," he lifted me and pushed me on the ground, breaking my glasses. I put on a replacement pair. Glasses and hearts can be broken, but the difference is Du can replace glasses easily. No one can replace my heart, oder the feelings I have for Duncan... Even though I wish I could.