06 Tonight - Jonas Brothers [ Full Album Version HQ ]

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10 logical ways to win a band-off if youre in band at a football game

posted by Nayeli53

Way 1: when they copy your songs u just played, play something that they cant play, like wipeout

Way 2: when someone from the other band is going to sit down, tell the posaune to play a deep note then tell the a trumpet player to play a high note as the other person sits down then scream, "Somebody farted!!!"

Way 3: When one of them is nearby, throw something sticky oder disgusting, like melted Schokolade oder a beetle that u just happened to catch in your hand oder went inside your uniform

Way 4: Do something stupid thatll make them forget that they hav to play The star, sterne Spangled Banner.

Way 5: Say...

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP?

posted by sapherequeen

Sorry, I know this picture may annoy some of Du and look senseless to others. But it makes me feel better when I see one of my Favorit fictional characters :,(

Sorry, I know this picture may annoy some of you and look senseless to others. But it makes me feel better when I see one of my favorite fictional characters :,(

*Sigh* Ok, I am having a very big problem with my Profil page; it has expired.

You see, when I was on Fanpop like three weeks Vor this organization called GreenAV falsified (lied) to me that I had over 41 viruses on my laptop. My stepfather bought GreenAV because we thought it would protect our computer. Boy, were we dead wrong. GreenAV happens to be this company made in Israel to steal identities of other people around the world and their money. GreenAV also infects your computer with viruses. Unfortunately, I discovered this too late. Now my laptop is at a repair shop, and my mom told me...

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mysterious Liebe chapter three

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love
-chapter three-

Went he sat down I got a little scared.My stomach felt weried like it was trying too jump out.He was there I wanted too say hi but I just could'nt get it out.so I was just sitting there a nervous wreck chewing on the oben, nach oben of my eraser I kept wanting too look at him becuse I could feel him looking at me.finaly I snuke a peek he was staring at me but when he seen me looking he quickly looked down at his notebook.Then I looked down at my blank paper when the teacher sagte "Ok class dont forget too read chapter 8 in your book" I took my text book out of my new desk...

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Mehr facts!! Part 4

posted by patrisha727

sellerie has negative calories. It takes Mehr calories to eat a piece of sellerie than the sellerie has in it to begin with.

In eighteenth-century English gambling dens, there was an employee whose only job was to schlucken the dice if there was a police raid.

The human tongue tastes bitter things with the taste buds toward the back. Salty and pungent flavors are tasted in the middle of the tongue, sweet flavors at the tip.

A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.

It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time.

In 1778, fashionable women of Paris never went out in blustery...

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GETTING VERY RANDOM!

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Ways To Annoy People At The Filme

posted by BellaCullen96

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can Du fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit Weiter to Du because Du invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror...

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Leaving {CHAPTER 2}

posted by Yama

Emily had the haube down today and it was quite warm. The car rushed as if it was too eager to get to the harbour. oder maybe it was just me not wanting to leave home, whichever it was I didn't like it. Emily was blabbering on about what her fiance had got her for going away, she was so excited. As far as I could make out through my thoughts is that it was a big broach with a extremly rare stone in it.
I just smiled occasionly at her and tried (failing miserably) to look excited. Emily turned around after five Minuten of silence,"Hon whats wrong I noticed this as soon as Du got into the car but...

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Zufällig Moment

posted by vamp_grl_123

Ok so here is a bunch of Zufällig Moments i will be writting. All are true.

I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.

Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)

Me: LOL ... *thinks* HEY!

Lilly: *laughing* OMG Du needed to think?

Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.

Shelly: *laughing*

Hope Du liked this ramdom moment!!!

p.s. real names not used!!!!

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General Ways to Annoy People

posted by BellaCullen96

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that Du "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that Du haven't received enough Schokolade sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every Frage with another question. As soon as one of Du says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...

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19 ways to: Explain why Du are late for school

posted by moo000

1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go Home and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted Von aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late Du are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me vorwärts-, nach vorn to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...

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This is Patrick: Sparta Remix (V2)

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LOLOLOLOL! YAY FOR SPARTA!!!!!!!!!

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Zufällig

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funny Filme

sparta

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Zufällig Hintergründe

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color dumbness

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The Best Divorce Letter Ever!

posted by McDreamyluva

Here's the famous 'Best Divorce Letter' Von Dan to Connie, pretty hilarious, definitely a must read! xD

Dear Connie,

I know the counselor sagte we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore.

The Tag Du left, I swore I'd never talk to Du again but that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first on to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always Du who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride’s cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you....

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COLD IS A RELATIVE THING

posted by i_luv_angst

65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Wisconsin sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Wisconsinites close the windows.

Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico...

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SonAmy!

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Fantasy

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spinne Cat 8.23.09

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the mean kitty

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kekse, cookies

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(TONS of) true, funny, Zufällig Facts

posted by hm94991

I found this link. This will last Du days. XD

Between 1942 and 1944, Academy Awards were made of plaster.

John Madden is an accomplished ballroom dancer.

One out of three employees who received a promotion use a coffee mug with the company logo on it.

About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.

According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg.

Soldiers from every country salute with their right hand.

The microwave ofen was invented Von mistake when an engineer testing a magnetron tube noticed that the radiation from it melted the Schokolade bar he...