いもむしさんのうんどうかい

1. Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally.
2. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.
3. Twitch a lot.
4. Talk while pretending to be asleep.
5. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with bier and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.
6. Become a subgenius.
7. Inject his/her Twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG.
8. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin.
9. Speak in tongues.
10. Bewegen your roommate's personal effects around. Start subtly. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually...

I am pondering this question, it is a very difficult one to figure out. I can not seem to think of anything to make an Artikel on....

2 Hours Later

Wait I think I have an idea coming on... nope I Lost it... wait no I found it again... What if I write an Artikel about reasons why Du should do pointe
1. Du get to be taller
2. Du can use them in self defense
3. Du can... what Du don't think that's a good idea... oh well back to the drawing board...

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Ok what about this... What happened when I invested in Eyepatches... hmmm titles to long how about My Eyepatch Investment.... sounds good......

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A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
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It was revealed that on the Tag of the...