troll song

added by MeiMisty

video

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posted by invadercalliope

I HOPE Du ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!

do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!

we need your help!

grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!

Du can lead the way!

hey! hey!

do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!

swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)

it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!

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Chuck Norris Jokes

posted by cutiegirl01

01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If Du can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If Du can't see Chuck Norris Du may be only Sekunden away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony,...

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oben, nach oben 25 ways to drive your roommate crazy!!!!!!!!

posted by karpach_14

oben, nach oben 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time Du wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say Du don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...

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79 things to do in an Elevator

posted by catgirl140

79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny)

1. Crack open your aktentasche, aktenkoffer oder handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the Wand without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him oder her to call Du Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I...

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A Story Which I Used a Fanfiction Generator to Create

posted by animemaykat101

I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was Weihnachten Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute boot hanging on the Weihnachten baum and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of rum into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at Weihnachten time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...

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100 Ways to Order a pizza

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. If using a touch-tone, press Zufällig numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their Fragen with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...

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Ways to Torture the pizza Guy

posted by BellaCullen96

Act like Du know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: pizza becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their Fragen with questions.
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...

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My Favorit Characters In A High School AU

posted by zanhar1

Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)

I feel like Regina would take on one of two roles; either she's the dean oder the principal.
In the first scenario, Haggar is the principal. She's the one students are sent to for misbehaving. Icy and Bellatrix see her very, very often.

If not the dean of the school, I can see Regina as the principal due to her abilities and responsibilities as the mayor of Storybrook. She's a rather stern principal but she is well liked and respected. She keeps the school organized and in control.

Azula (Avatar The Last Airbender)

I feel like Azula's role is fairly obvious....

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Disappointment!

added by TheLefteris24

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A Tribute to My Favorit Batman and Riddler

posted by mrcodegeass

Several actors have played Batman. There have been over five live action versions of Batman as well as various voice actors. People often discuss about which Batman actor is the best. I think that the best is Adam West.

1. Adam West stood out Mehr than any other Batman actor

Adam West got to play Batman in a Zeigen that lasted over 100 episodes. That gave him plenty of time for his version of Batman to be memorable. Later on he got to voice Batman in Cartoons which gave him a chance to play various versions of Batman. All of his performances as Batman are a memorable treat.

The other live action...

Canada24's opinion of most awful stories in SERIOUSLY STRANGE and SERIAL CASE FILES

posted by Canada24

I know. I know.. Mehr Rob Dyke..But this a very interesting list..
It's not played for laughs.. This s meant to serious..

WARNING: Disturbing Content

#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..

#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived with a controlling, abusive, hündin mother. And this caused him to kill.. Starting with his grandma. Who he gunned down after a intense argument, saying "I wanted to know what it...

20 CINEMA SNOB Zitate

posted by Canada24

#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist Du have to believe every quote Hawking ever sagte ever. Other wise God is real.

#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.

#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.

#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was sagte that...

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A Poem Entirely Composed of Song Lyrics

posted by deathding

(Songs and commentary will be listed after the poem. Enjoy!)

1-Welcome to your life,
2-Burning red and honestly.
3-How pure the darkness,
4-If Du ignore the terminology.

5-Your toxic stare,
6-Up against the wall.
7-Now that you're gone forever,
8-You're just a know it all.

9-I used to roll the dice,
10-Like as not it's better so.
11-This is my curse,
12-I've many Mehr miles to go.

13-I don't want to live another moment,
14-But can Du see that I'm in real danger.
15-My legs are dangling off the edge,
16-Her eyes were eyes of a stranger.

17-So much for your promises,
18-The poison blume comes uncurled.
19-Now...

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papagei and Cat

added by tanyya

10 really depressing things about RED DEAD REDEMPTION:

posted by Canada24

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Out of all of the Stranger missions, the happiest one has Du reunite a zoophile with his Favorit horse. Almost all of them are grim and depressing, and when Du do the "right" thing, Du often end up making people's lives worse. Du give Jenny some medicine but she doesn't go with Du to town, is left wondering around forever. The guy who Du helped make his flying mechine only ends up dying. And Sam slowly loses his mind in his journey to California.

#2:
Birth of the Conservation Movement. You've just killed all but one of the peaceful Sasquatch, and the last one is distraught and begging...

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added by DisneyPrince88

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The Art Of Clickbait (A Deathding Original)

posted by deathding

Picture this. You're a newspaper boy in the 1880's and your headlines just don't seem to be selling as well as they used to. Therefore, your company decides to change things up and start lying just a LITTLE bit.

...Well, at least of your definition of lying a LITTLE bit is completely changing the Titel of your papers to something amusing and spreading misinformation just to rake in Mehr cash from the public. And mine is!

So today, people. We're going to go dive headfirst into the world of clickbait. But first and foremost, the most important Frage of them all.

What exactly IS clickbait?

Basically...

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Booty Song Masterpost; A Liste Of Songs About Butts

posted by zanhar1

Are Du bored? Do Du have the humor of a 10 Jahr old boy? Do Du like Musik that doesn't have a real point? Do Du like Musik that will make your grandma look at Du with disappointment in her eyes!? If Du answered yes to any of these Fragen then here is a Liste for you. Swigity Swoogity here comes Musik about that booty!

Black Eye'd Peas - My Hump
Big Sean - Dance
Jason Derulo - Wiggle
Dev - Booty Bounce
Bubba Sparxxx - Mrs New Booty
I Can't Wait For The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty)
Under The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty Mashup)
John herz - Who Booty
Ugly God - Booty From A Distance
Ugly God -...

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How To Be A Good Fanpoporian: Three Easy Steps

posted by TAIKAMODO

So, for those who are new oder others who may just be curious, my name is TAIKAMODO, in all Auszeichnungen because I LIKE YELLING, and this is how to be a good Fanpoporian!

STEP 1: Never Be Yourself, A Little Lie Goes A Long Way.

The whole point of the internet is to give Du free reign to do whatever Du want with no consequence. Sure, at Home when Du lied as a child mommy would pop Du on the lip and send your new friend Kevin Home early, but now both your Mommy and Kevin(R.I.P) are unable to stop you! Say you're a Brazilian model super hero spy agent actor sports ninja cowboy if Du want, they can't...

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Diary Of A Degenerate: How To Make A Fanpop Artikel

posted by deathding

(Let's get this out of the way right now. If you're taking this Artikel even remotely seriously, then Du probably aren't as smart as Du think Du are. Enjoy! XD)

"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf

The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good Fanpop article! ^_^

(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)

First off, Du need to think of a good title. Y'know,...