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1. “I Liebe your physique. Du must be very strong.”
Boys are very sensitive when it comes to their strength. Complimenting them on their body will boost up their self-esteem and Du will become an instant hit for them. However, make sure Du don’t use this on every Sekunde guy.2. “Have we met before oder do Du have any hot twin brother out there?”
This goes without saying. Which guy wouldn’t like to be called ‘hot’?3. “Are Du going to ask me out, oder do Du like it when the girl makes the first move?”
This line is witty and very flattering. However, use it only when Du are absolutely sure that the guy is interested in you.4. “You are just so funny. Du always manage to crack me up”
Guys like it when a girl tells them that she finds them funny. It makes them feel good about themselves.5. “You hardly find good looking boys with brains out here. Are Du an alien?”
Praise him for his wit and he’ll be yours just in a blink!
1. My sister Angela,got pregnant at 16 and when she went into labor she was Lesen a magazine about Twilight and she was like, "Ooooooh,Taylor Lautner is Sin-aaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhh."and when we took her to the hospital she was still Lesen the mag.

2.Alex,my cousin was in a living history wax muesem in fifth grade and she was Betsy Ross.

3.I was riding my fourwheeler one Tag and I burnt my leg-it peeled and now it looks like a birthmark!

4.When I was 4 my Aunt was 12.And she took me shopping in the mall with me and her boy friend,Chris,she was in Victoria's secret and she wasn't watching...
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posted by brooki
Well ... yea. Just thought these were cool. Like applesauce.

I'm kind of obessed with you. I hope Du realize how inconvient that is.

Don't be jealous cause I'm a ninja!

Good Friends don't let Du do stupid things ... alone.

Don't make me call my flying monkeys!

Math illeteracy effects 8 out of every 5 people.

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Do not make me throw a possum at your face.

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.

AWW! THAT IS SO CUTE! Du actually think I care :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... No.

If Du met my family, you'd understand.

HAHA. Wait, what?

We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.

"Hey, guess what?" "No."

Comments DISPARSE! did I use that right ... ? :/
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 Oh Boy, the yard - My Favorit
Oh Boy, the yard - My Favorite
Excerpts from the diary of a dog:
8:00 a.m. Oh boy, dog Essen – my favorite.
9:30 a.m. Oh boy, a car ride – my favorite.
9:40 a.m. Oh boy, a walk – my favorite.
10:30 a.m. Oh boy, another car ride – my favorite.
11:30 a.m. Oh boy, Mehr dog Essen – my favorite.
12:00 p.m. Oh boy, the kids – my favorite.
1:00 p.m. Oh boy, the yard – my favorite.
4:00 p.m. Oh boy, the kids again – my favorite.
5:00 p.m. Oh boy, dog Essen again – my favorite.
5:30 p.m. Oh boy, Mom – my favorite.
6:00 p.m. Oh boy, playing ball – my favorite.
8:30 p.m. Oh boy, sleeping in my master’s bett – my favorite....
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