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1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would Du mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs Du and takes a little something off Du would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are Du sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If Du say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all Du want, not like I care if Du are oder aren't...As long as Du don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...
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posted by Mallory101
Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him oder erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If Du want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go vorwärts-, nach vorn when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...
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Source: didyoukno
added by Rainbow_Veins
Okay, she's kinda getting Mehr famous Von the minute. She has her own show, her own song, and she even performed at the Disneyland Weihnachten Tag Parade. But honestly, in MY opinion, I don't like her one bit.

I'm sorry if Du like her cuz I kinda don't. Just now I expressed my opinon about her on Tumblr and some 12-year-old went apesh*t on me. So don't hate me guys, but I REALLY don't like her. If Du ask me, behind her fame is a lot of money. Think about it. Auditions, professional photos, Singen lessons, etc... hundreds of dollars. And who paid for it? Certainly not her. Her parents. Tens of...
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added by TheLastGoodbye
Source: Base belongs to inkheart7 on dA.
posted by slenderman777
There is a website that offers its users the choice to experience the "ultimate horror." This website, called Blindmaiden.com, is supposedly a site dedicated to a doomed spirit that will enter the Home of people who have viewed that site.

However, no matter how hard Du try, your browser won't allow Du to enter the site. Du see, to access this site, Du must wait until exactly 12:00 AM, making sure that the night in Frage is a New Moon night. Du must be on your own in your Home with all the lights turned off. Only when these conditions are met, will Du be granted access to the site.

As...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Out in the darkness, someone is rending the silence
Awakening this planet from its sleep
Who is it?

Look, evil spirits are right before you
There's nowhere to run, so take 'em straight on!
Someone tells me to erase my "worries" and "fear"
We reconstruct our minds
Clench your fists strongly
Believe in the bonds between us
And fight!

So all I can do
And all Du can do
Is spread your wings and transform
Take the anger piercing your herz and turn it into strength
Now all I can do
And all Du can do
Is shine and transform
To the stage of evolution
Touch and go!

Listen closely! It's a new "beginning"
Why do Du think...
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Shrek is love, Shrek is life (Original Video)
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Shrek is Liebe
Shrek is life (original video)
1. We’re judging your outfit at all times.

2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us oder someone else will.

3. We hündin about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.

4. If Du won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing Du in private.

5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches Liebe Cuddling.

6. There's nothing we like Mehr than Du hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.

7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.

8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.

9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.

10. Please us in bed, oder your...
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Hey it's Nick here aka Blondlionezel, and i will be a making a series expressing my opinions on different things.

Alright, I can already tell that I will be getting a lot of flames/trolls/bad people on the internet complaining about this. But remember this is just my opinion on this. Also, Pokemon and Digimon have their own pros and cons.

Let's start Von comparing Anime.

Pokemon: I definitely think that Pokemon is beating a dead horse with a dead horse. The story is always the same, Ash Ketchum (Satoshi) catching and training Pokemon. That's about it.

Digimon: Digimon always has something new to...
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posted by nmdis
"Bang Bang Bang"

My new boy used to be a model
He looks way better than you
He looks way better than you
My new boy gets it how to get me
His Liebe is deeper, Du know
He's a real keeper, Du know, oh yeah!

Bang, bang, bang I'm breaking in
Stealing all my Liebe back, giving it to him
Bang, bang, bang, this time I win
I thought your Liebe was all that,
Til I let him in

You're gonna be the one [x4]
That's moping
You're gonna be the one [x2]
When I'm out havin' fun
You're gonna be the one
That's broken

My new boy knows the way I want it
He's got Mehr swagger than you
He's got Mehr swagger than Du do
My new boy really...
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