This ain't mine. I twas originally written Von xSHOCKYx, who sagte 'Pass this on if Du Liebe Jesus'. So here it is.
Science vs. God
"Let me explain the problem science has with Jesus Christ." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.
"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"
"Yes sir," the student says.
"So Du believe in God?"
"Absolutely."
"Is God good?"
"Sure! God's good."
"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"
"Yes."
"Are Du good oder evil?"
"The Bible says I'm evil."
The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a...
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