Crawling spinne Prank

Chapter 2—Canada . . . eh.
    Okay, so this is an E-Mail to my friend who moved to Canada…eh. Her name is Brenna. Eh. I just thought id include it for your benefit. Eh.

“Lahdiedahdiedahdoodoodahdohetehtakwjeorna!
that is my new Favorit song, just so Du know. omg ;i wrote Mehr in
my big book of nothingness, but im at school, so i don’t have it with
me:( its cool it deals with begging for money, eichhörnchen clothing,
headband helmets, and furry insides! i bet u can’t wait! ha-ha! yay for
the awesome book of nothingness! i put the first part of it on the
internet and ppl thought...

21 Ways to Say I Liebe You

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1. Call her the Weiter day.

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2. Always laugh at her jokes.

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3. Tell her (truthfully) that Du can't wait to see her again.

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4. Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.

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5. Call her just to say Du were thinking about her.

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6. Bring her a teddy bär and chicken suppe when she's sick.

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7. Write her a poem.

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8. Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).

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9. Bring her Blumen for no reason.

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10. Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.

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11. Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.

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12. KISS her in the middle...

User: Hey.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: Good and you?


Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?


User: 16.


Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do Du like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do Du like ponies?

User: Yes. But, Einhörner are better.

Cleverbot: Einhörner aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE Du SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: Du sagte Einhörner aren't real. :( I thought Du were my friend....