Grocery Store Wars

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Not long Vor in a supermarkt not so far away. Help fight the dark side of the farm. Hilarious!

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Mallory101 i luv this

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msyugioh123 this is the funny movie i like

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Cute Names to Call Your Girlfriend - oben, nach oben 20 Liste

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angel – Jäger der Finsternis Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying oder you'll get some action faster than a pit stier, bull on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all Du want even if she is the kind who will out chug Du in bier and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names Du never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...

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Best Truth oder Dare Fragen Ever To Ask

posted by sam71

Good truth oder dare Questions

Truth oder dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth oder dare questions, which will help Du to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream Du have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality oder feature Du would like to change about yourself?

Do Du have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend oder boyfriend's friend?

Do Du think your boyfriend is marriage material?...

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comebacks after someone says you're gay.

posted by Tamar20

1)"Why, do Du find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I Liebe the Sekunde grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and Du actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...

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100 THINGS GOING THROUGH A CRAZY PERSON'S HEAD

posted by PsychadelicSkye

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers Du know.
12.Strangers Du don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to Löschen above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...

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41 Corny arsch jokes!!

posted by XxLalasaysxX

Here are my Liste of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let Du know now i got alot of these from the Youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything oder eating anything Du might spit it oder something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the besen late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bucht they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...

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My oben, nach oben 10 Best Female Singen Voices of ALL TIME

posted by KataraLover

I've been planning to do this for a long time and now I'm finally doing it. I have voices of different variety and though some get a lot of criticism but I don't care. To me these women have such jaw dropping voices that never sises to amazing me. I'm going to name the singer, describe why I Liebe her voice so much, and leave a link of where I think their voice sounds the best, whether if it's live, studio, oder movie. Please Kommentar and please keep in mind this is just my opinion.

10.Liz Callaway

I've loved her voice ever since I was little and watched her in The schwan Princess, Anastasia,...

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oben, nach oben 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men

posted by Mallory101

oben, nach oben 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men

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I didn't write this & it's coming from a guys point of view.

10.They Don’t Pick Up The Phone

You convinced her to give Du her number and you’re feeling good about yourself. Your charm and good looks have obviously made an impression on her. Unfortunately, when Du try to call, she doesn’t pick up or, worse yet, she’s gegeben Du a fake number. Some women will give Du their numbers because it’s easier than trying to tell Du why she’s not interested. What’s more, in the age of caller ID, it’s easy for her to avoid your calls. At least...

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The 16 MBTI Types (Personality Type)

posted by Fitch

What's your personality type?

Picks/Polls
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(E) Extrovert
-Tend to focus on the outer world of people and the external environment
-Like variety and action
-Often impatient with long, slow jobs
-Are interested in the activities of their work and in how other people do it
-Often act quickly, sometimes without thinking
-Develop ideas Von discussion
-Like to learn new task Von talking it through with someone
-Need to experience the world in order to understand it and thus tend to like action

(I) Introverts
-Focus Mehr on their own inner world,...

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21 Ways to Annoy a McDonalds cashier

posted by Guste_LT

1.Stand at the counter and ask for everything that they give out free (including smiles)
2.Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time
3.Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes
4.Change your mind whenever your total is gegeben to you
5.Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat
6.Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.
7.Make an “important” phone call while you’re ordering. If they ask Du any Fragen tell them to be quiet.
8.Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have
9.Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance. If they kick Du out...

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My own little review on Helluva Boss (or least my opinions)

posted by Canada24

So I'll try to make this sound professional, but I'm not a real critic, I use to like pretending I was but.. I'm not..

Now as we all know this Zeigen has gone a long way, the Animation changed, but what hadn't changed is who my favourite character is.. It's Blitz.

Right from the pilot I always liked Blitzo, Brandon Roger's infectious energy just immediately hooked me, and I never even heard of Brandon Rogers, I looked him up shortly after. I have sort of mixed feelings about the rest of his performances, least at first. He did grow on me, but I still much prefer him as Blitzo.

And I also knew right...

The Ed Edd n Eddy Theory - Creepypasta

posted by slenderman777

We hadn't always been here. But the neighborhood has. Even before it was a neighborhood on earth this one had been here. Here for those that would be Lost on those cursed grounds, here for those who would die long before their real life ever truly began, here for those who never really wanted to grow up.

We come from different times and we come from different lives, but one thing remains true of all of us. We lived on the earthly realm of the neighborhood at some point in our lives and died long before our time was supposed to come. We don't remember much of our lives in the cul-de-sac since...

The Crawlspace - Creepypasta

posted by slenderman777

In my room there is a small door leading to where the air conditioning unit is housed, this door has no locking mechanisms what so ever so it wasn't uncommon when it opened up Von itself when there was a draft, its impossible to close the door behind Du once Du get beyond it and enter the crawlspace type area it leads to. i have lived in this house for five years now and for the first 4 i never gave the door a Sekunde thought,it wasn't until the fifth Jahr that the door made me feel unsettled, a few months Vor i was Home alone,i'm 17 and i live in the bonus room which is connected to the crawlspace....

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♥ cute baby girl (plz Kommentar guyz)

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Zufällig Ugly Betty Season 4 Cast Pics

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Wrecking Ball Lyrics

posted by nmdis

WRECKING BALL
We clawed, we chained, our hearts in vain
We jumped, never asking why
We kissed, I fell under your spell
A Liebe no one could deny

[Pre-Hook]
Don’t Du ever say I just walked away
I will always want Du
I can’t live a lie, running for my life
I will always want Du

[Hook 1]
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in Liebe
All I wanted was to break your walls
All Du ever did was break me
Yeah, Du wreck me

[Verse 2]
I put Du high up in the sky
And now, you’re not coming down
It slowly turned, Du let me burn
And now, we’re ashes on the ground

[Pre-Hook & Hook...

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A poem I made up in 5 Minuten from a fictional mother to her daughter. Enjoy! :D

posted by Weasel1999

Something Beautiful
I was in a restless mood.
I tried to read and ended up with Bücher scattered all over the floor.
I tried listening to Musik but all the words sounded out of tune.
I tried to write but ended up staring at a blank page for ten minutes.
So I decided to create something beautiful.
I wrote a song, drew a picture, and made a frame for it.
I took a photo, made a vase, and arranged some flowers.
I drew a tattoo on my hand, made a tower out of everything, climbed on my roof and did a dance.
But no matter how hard I try the most beautiful thing I ever created will always be you.

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20 ways to survive in a horror movie

posted by LidiaIsabel

This Artikel belongs to link on Tumblr.

A quick run-down should Du ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.

1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants Du dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words Du should YouTube, should Du get the chance
-“Kevin speck in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see...

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10 Things that usually annoys oder embarsses students at school

posted by Amaterasu_Sama

1) As soon as Du come in class people stare
2)When the teacher calls on Du (For a Frage Du do not know)
3)Girls oder boys look at Du and laugh but when Du turn back they have that blank expression
4)Being yelled at in front of a teacher
5)Being tardy
6)Being called nicknames..that Du dont enjoy
7)Being the first person to be kicked out of class
8)Looking crazy when Du yell at people in the middle of class
9)Running in the hall then falling on your face
10)Something gets stuck on your pants..or someone put it there