STOP JOESEPH KONY 2012

1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the gitarre for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If Du get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when...

1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) Japan is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...

The city of San Francisco is asking Kulbir Dhaliwal, who was attacked Von a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on Weihnachten Tag 2007, to reimburse them over $75,000 for the city-funded medical care he received after the mauling.
Cold viruses can survive on objects like telephones and railings for up to three hours.
More suicides occur in the Grand Canyon than in any other national park.
There are Mehr bacteria in the ice machines at fast Essen restaurants than in toilet bowl water.
Alcohol-related traffic fatalities are Mehr than twice as common on New Year's Eve as other midweek winter evenings.
Two...

First off, this is not made to offend anyone! If your offended Von this then I apoligize. Anyway these are the most horrible shows I have ever seen! If Du have a reason for a Zeigen I put Kommentar and I might add it(ill give credit about it to Du because its your idea :D) Anyway sorry for all this long Lesen right here but here we go:
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen oder any interesting...

1. When their watching TV get in their way and say "I'm in your way!! Im in your way!!"
2. Say "beep, beep beep..." until they snap
3. Call them on their cell phone when their out on a datum oder something, and in a weird voice say "Hello?! Can I send u a box of waffles" (LOL I don't know)
4. When their sleeping take a bottle of water and wake them up Von dumping it on them and saying "Sorry! I came to bring it for u to drink, I didn't realize it slipped"
5. If Du have a dog oder cat (that DON'T sleep with your parents) dump him/her when there asleep
6. When Du spill any liquid blame it on the gods
7....

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As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
By a centipede.

Annie are Du walking?
So, Annie are Du walking?
Are Du walking Annie?
Annie are Du walking?
So, Annie are Du walking?
Are Du walking?
Annie are Du walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE Du WALKING???!!!!
ARE Du WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are Du walking?
With your dentist
Are...

101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that Du are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bett holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say Du know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors Von your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as Du can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...

What Being a Retard Online can do for You

Being a retard online will bring Du riches beyond your wildest dreams, hot girls and above all - attention: Du crave attention, Du absorb it like a wet sponge...Ah yes, Du may very suffer from ADHD but it doesn't matter: no my friend, because Von being a retard online Du can get all the attention Du need for a small fee.

Poor Literacy is Kool!

If Du want to be a retard Du must learn to spell like one, remember kids - poor literacy is cool! First of all we must take a lesson from the Image comics of old and remember that everything must be EXTREME!...

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four Fragen to determine the level of your intellect.
Your Antworten must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating oder wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: Du are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in Sekunde place.
In which position are Du now?

Answer:
If Du answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. Du overtook the Sekunde runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the Weiter Frage try not to be so dumb.
2 : If Du overtake the last...

A Nice Tag To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the gras, grass to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not smart," Jade. "Not as smart as the time we sang on a table."

Simon nodded softly. "We were mean back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot Mehr fun with them," Jade said. "Everything seems cool and weird...