10. Sing “Bad Touch” Von the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains oder argues, reply with “What are Du gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with Du for Halloween
4. Zeigen him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile oder if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room oder says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” Von Madonna.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains oder argues, reply with “What are Du gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with Du for Halloween
4. Zeigen him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile oder if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room oder says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” Von Madonna.
If Du think Du Lesen all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real Fan Twilight fan, wait until Du read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega Fan of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years Vor when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been Liebe with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega Fan of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years Vor when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been Liebe with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
Kat: Du spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and Du know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO Liebe AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, Du stay since Du live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and Du know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO Liebe AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, Du stay since Du live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
Yeah,this is the first Artikel I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 Jahr old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If Du met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know Du don't hit when Du don't get what Du want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's Mehr but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what Du think in Kommentare please:)
O.K I have a 7 Jahr old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If Du met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know Du don't hit when Du don't get what Du want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's Mehr but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what Du think in Kommentare please:)
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE Du AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING Du 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST star, sterne IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T Du EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO Du BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF oder I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the Zeigen earlyer!Bye!
The End
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE Du AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING Du 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST star, sterne IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T Du EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO Du BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF oder I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the Zeigen earlyer!Bye!
The End
i Liebe cereal yes i do
i Liebe cereal how bout you
coco pufe
ceriose
cookie crisp
wasting cerial is a risk
i Liebe cerial yes i do i Liebe cerial Du better to
it is breakfast
most important meal
if Du can't have crealeal
do not steal
i Liebe creal yes we do i Liebe ceral Du should to
it is healfy
for your brain
for test math and englesh
even frech and science
i Liebe ccerale yes i do
i Liebe crealy how about you
me and my firend made this up what are some Zufällig songs Du made up plz commet
i Liebe cereal how bout you
coco pufe
ceriose
cookie crisp
wasting cerial is a risk
i Liebe cerial yes i do i Liebe cerial Du better to
it is breakfast
most important meal
if Du can't have crealeal
do not steal
i Liebe creal yes we do i Liebe ceral Du should to
it is healfy
for your brain
for test math and englesh
even frech and science
i Liebe ccerale yes i do
i Liebe crealy how about you
me and my firend made this up what are some Zufällig songs Du made up plz commet
when that Angel – Jäger der Finsternis sits on my shoulder
whispers into my herz
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the Angel – Jäger der Finsternis appears to Du in form of desire
Du float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
Du jump about
cos Du cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this Angel – Jäger der Finsternis with her good intensions
will make Du fly
the Angel – Jäger der Finsternis will make Du cry
the Angel – Jäger der Finsternis will make Du feel how others feel
so Du can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the Angel – Jäger der Finsternis and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already Lost
whispers into my herz
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the Angel – Jäger der Finsternis appears to Du in form of desire
Du float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
Du jump about
cos Du cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this Angel – Jäger der Finsternis with her good intensions
will make Du fly
the Angel – Jäger der Finsternis will make Du cry
the Angel – Jäger der Finsternis will make Du feel how others feel
so Du can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the Angel – Jäger der Finsternis and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already Lost