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don't worry this Artikel is not about schaf, schafe oder bananas it is about a Mehr serious matter.

this is a Debatte and i want everyone Lesen this
Schreiben a Kommentar about what Du think is write oder wrong
ok?

so anyway

here i go


what came first

the egg

oder the chicken?

thats my Debatte and i want EVERYONE who's a Fan
of Zufällig to write what they think is right


and become a Fan of me and become a Fan of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg
oder the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
1. At the movies: When Du meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are Du doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t Du try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When Du ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four Fragen to determine the level of your intellect. Your Antworten must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating oder wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: Du are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in Sekunde place.
In which position are Du now?

Answer:

If Du answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. Du overtook the Sekunde runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the Weiter Frage try not to be so dumb.

2 : If Du overtake the last...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
a boy was asked Von his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes Home and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother Antworten " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad Antworten "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she Antworten "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she Antworten "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...
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Okay so if Du live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The Weiter day, cut the balloons off and Du got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when Du can barely Bewegen as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
If Du tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when Du turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if Du open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when Du transport something Von car, it's called a shipment, but when Du transport something Von ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little...
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posted by jessicamc26
A stoner called the feuer department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"






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posted by KatiiCullen94
dear Alice.
i don't know why i say alice anymore, i think now i write these emails to myself, to secure me that Du were real, that Du all were , that he was.
There is evidence that Du were here. and was my best friend. But sometimes i dont know wheither i was dreaming oder not, But i stop that thought to think again, if it was a dream and Du diddnt exist,then how did i know your name, oder did i make Du up, along with every one else. Maybe i'm going crazy, from without Du i dont know. But i want to find out. Do Du think a crazy person can be the one to digiosed themselves?? Lets hope for...
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