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-Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife?

-Never turn you're back on a friend, thats the best target.

-While you're stabbing my back, Du can KISS my arsch too.

-All the mistakes in the world couldnt measure up to the Tag i thought i could trust you.

-Yeah, being apathetic is a pathetic way to be...
but I don't care, what matters to Du does not matter to me

-When your up, your Friends know who Du are.
When you're down, Du know who your Friends are.

-You can't laugh last If I stab Du in the throat with...the messer Du left in my back.

-I was the one who sagte things changed;
you were the one who proved...
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25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .


"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.


"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .


"If Du don't straighten up, I'm going to knock Du into the middle of Weiter week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.


" Because I sagte so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me Mehr LOGIC .


"If Du fall out of that swing, schaukel and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.


"Make sure...
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Delivers the antioxidant...
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A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of Süßigkeiten per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each Jahr on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix Essen to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams...
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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car vorwärts-, nach vorn saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If Du are hung like a horse, Du don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
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This is what i would say to my jacob, if i can even say he is mine.


How do i even start off, do i start off saying that i dont know how to start off,or do i pour my herz out,that first word, i dont know anymore..Because with you, nothing is the way it seems, oder the way it was before. Everything changes even the way im supposed to write this, you've confused me.
OK,, i think is this part where i pour my herz out right?? if not. im going to sound.. odd. but who cares now? not you. Du wont even read this my love.
ok here i go, keep me from falling.
I meet Du on a saturday, on the first saturday...
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wirtten by:sponge bob
gitarre by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob

lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if Du think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if Du just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if Du think that we cant sing it faster then Du wrong but itll help if Du just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if Du just sing along!OH YEAH!

THE END
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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can Du forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the straße physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your arsch like rembrandt!
Ha! Du Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when Du see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who Du are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what Du did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who Du are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...
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don't worry this Artikel is not about schaf, schafe oder bananas it is about a Mehr serious matter.

this is a Debatte and i want everyone Lesen this
Schreiben a Kommentar about what Du think is write oder wrong
ok?

so anyway

here i go


what came first

the egg

oder the chicken?

thats my Debatte and i want EVERYONE who's a Fan
of Zufällig to write what they think is right


and become a Fan of me and become a Fan of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg
oder the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
1. At the movies: When Du meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are Du doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t Du try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When Du ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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