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123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse oder Generally Scare Lord Voldemort

posted by xneville_rocksx

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up Von Singen strand Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say Du taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....

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Zufällig guy and fortune cookie

posted by DxCluvr

Tell me if u think this is funny oder not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!

Cookie:Would Du like to hear your fortune?

Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?

Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*

Random guy: Uh Du gonna tell me my fortune?

Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?

Random guy: Du gonna tell me my fortune oder what?!?!?

Cookie:Why the hell would I tell Du your fortune?

Random guy: Du sagte Du WOULD!!!!

Cookie:Well have Du been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and kekse, cookies don't talk nor tell people fortunes.

Random guy:0.o But you...

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Fanpop Deserves Mehr than liars

posted by jedigal1990

ajl's user icon

Hello fellow Zufällig fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform Du that a certain new fanpoper with the Nutzername of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a Frage saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a Forum saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now Du will not be able to find these two contributions why Du ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if Du want proof that she sagte this check out this forum
link
Now Du may ask...

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Funny Zitate

posted by Shelly_McShelly

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have gegeben us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We Liebe to be held, talked too but if Du press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very Merida - Legende der Highlands generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...

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God hates me

posted by Lola90210

GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my Friends but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an Emo from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...

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Abortion

posted by prettystar

Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I Liebe the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your herz beat
Is my Favorit lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If Du could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my Home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes Du happy.
I always want Du to be happy.
I don't like it when Du cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with Du even though
You can't hear...

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MonaVie, This is NOT a wine!

posted by rolie1

Supports your body’s antioxidant and nutritional needs.

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MonaVie™ features a delicious blend of the Brazilian açai berry—one of nature's oben, nach oben superfoods—and 18 other body-beneficial fruits. This Balance-Variety-Moderation approach to nutrition delivers powerful antioxidants and phytonutrients to help fight free radicals and maintain your body's insgesamt health.

The Premier Açai Blend™
MonaVie's delicious blend of body-beneficial fruits is designed to nourish your body with powerful antioxidants and...

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Ways to Annoy Your Professor

posted by BellaCullen96

Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to Bewegen on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When Du leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe Du embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...

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Zufällig Jokes

posted by BellaSwan636

I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.

-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down boot in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...

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The Naughty Builders

posted by Little_Cullen

O.K, so the other Tag we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, Du know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once Mehr at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure Von now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!

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there's something fishy about this...

posted by cheeeese

okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on Fanpop for F.S. soo Du can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to Mitmachen F.S. Du must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. tee is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...

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10 ways to ennoy an older sister

posted by TDIlover226

1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand Weiter to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't Du even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, Du need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with Friends then run up and sit between them and go...

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mysterious Liebe chapter 13 please comment!

posted by lilred96

mysterious Liebe

- chapter 13-

"Ok Du can open them now."
When I opened my eyes my mouth droped.
"Go carts! How did...when did...THATS AWESOME!"
He laughed "I thought Du would like them."
"Well Du were right! " Then I realized I was Schauspielen like a 6 Jahr old in front of the hottest guy I had ever seen.
"I mean umm... there...great?"
"Dont worry your not Schauspielen like a six Jahr old." Mathew smiled at me.

How did he no that?

Then of course me being me.i
I sagte the stupied possible thing any body could EVER say.

"You look so cute when Du smile like that." I could just imagin the big hearts in my eyes....

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Dreams are the only place where our Liebe survives! Pt. 3 :D

posted by AnnaSmiley

Angelas POV

-Jenna, Jenna, wake up!!-I said
-Huh..I'm awake, mum. I'm awake. School time?!-She answered
-No, silly, it's Angela.
-Angela? What da.?
-Listen, and listen carefully. I'm a werewolf. I'll Zeigen you.
-Hahaha.-She started laughing!
-Shut up, and listen, Jenna! PLEASE! And I have a talent..My dreams are actually reality. Whatever I do in my dreams actually happens. If I dream in Paris, I will really be in Paris! I can take pictures and do everything like when I'm awake.
-Angela, why are Du kidding with me?
-I'm not-I yelled -Please believe me, please!
-Show me!
-Okay. Jump on my back!

After...

Pen Pal ch1.

posted by lexie2635

This is my first fanfiction.I hope Du like it. Please Kommentar down below about what Du like, what Du don’t like, and what Du want to see next.Short chapter.

Introduction:
A penpal relationship is often used to practice Lesen and Schreiben in a foreign language, to improve literacy, to learn Mehr about other countries and life-styles, and to make friendships. As with any friendships in life, some people remain penpals for only a short time, while others continue to exchange letters and presents life-long. Some penpals eventually arrange to meet face to face. Some pen pals even get married....

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Funny Joke!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond Bewegen 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got Home and found the wife preparing abendessen and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 Mehr feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she Antworten back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"

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Liebe oder Not?!!!

posted by Bibelot

Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic Sekunde line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...

'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying Du simply demolished my life.

I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.

I Liebe your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'

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50 Fun Things To Do at Walmart

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten Minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people Du can get to Mitmachen in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department Von sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...

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Hmm...

added by ladolcevita

Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last