01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If Du can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If Du can't see Chuck Norris Du may be only Sekunden away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony,...

1. Watch the sunset together.

2. Whisper to each other.

3. Cook for each other.

4. Walk in the rain.

5. Hold hands


6. Buy gifts for each other.

7. Roses.

8. Find out their Favorit cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together.

9. Go for a long walk down the strand at midnight.

10. Write Poesie for each other.

11. Hugs are the universal medicine.

12. Say only when Du mean it and make sure they know Du mean it.

13. Give Zufällig gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.

14. Tell her that she's the only girl Du ever want. Don't lie!

15. Spend every Sekunde possible together.

16. Look into each other's eyes....

There's so many great superheroes out there and it's time to talk about the greatest out of all them. These Heroes stand for what is right and Zeigen the bad guys who is boss.

10. the entire PAW Patrol gang

There was a PAW Patrol superhero special, so they totally count as official superheroes. Forget about the Justice League and the Avengers. Clearly, this is the best superhero team. Together, they'll bark away Mayor Humdinger, one of the scariest villains of all time.

9. Detective Pikachu

Some might try to say that Detective Pikachu isn't a superhero. However, Batman's a detective and is considered...