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*****Things Guys think Girls should know*****

We’re not as big of perverts as Du think we all are.

No matter what Du say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.

We like Du to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

Don’t argue with us when we call Du beautiful.

Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with
you.

Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us. If Du have cramps
and we ask Du what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the Monat and
nothing more.

If Du really liked us for us, you...

1) Du lose arguments with inanimate objects.

2) Du have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

3) Your job is interfering with your drinking.

4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

5) The back of your head keeps getting hit Von the toilet seat.

6) Du sincerely believe that alcohol is the elusive 5th Essen group.

7) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!

8) Two hands and just one mouth - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

9) Du can focus better with one eye closed.

10) The car park seems to have moved while Du were in the pub.

11) You...

It seems that every few months, Du always hear about that new indie Titel that is a true Dark Souls successor. Hollow Knight is the new Dark Souls, Blasphemous is the new Dark Souls, Cuphead is the new Dark Souls- Wait, what? But there was one game that went almost under everyone’s radar and was less discussed. Maybe it had a following, but compared to Hollow Knight, it was practically unheard of. And this game goes Von Salt and Sanctuary



Taking place in a fictional kingdom with characters looking like they crawled out of a Newgrounds game, Du find your character left on a deserted...