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Jeez, so many lists about girls telling guys what they should do when imposing them and such... It's time to extinguish those high standards, with some cold, hard, facts about us. Fighting feuer with fire. *puts on sunglasses* Oh yeah.

So girls, here's a Liste about boys, Von a boy.


Guys look, but don't flirt!
1. We look at other girls often, as ashamed as some of us might be about it. We're just naturally distracted. It, however, doesn't mean we're flirting with them straight away. Here's a Frage I'd like to ask all girls in a relationship. What are Du expecting your boyfriend to do, cheat on...

1. When Du get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why Du were speeding, tell him Du wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend Du are deaf.

4. If he asks if Du knew how fast Du were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if Du can see his gun.

6. When he says Du aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why Du were speeding, tell him Du had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him Von his first name.

11. Pretend Du are gay and ask...

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
Actually, I wanted to get Du something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If Du don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life sagte Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.
An old fart is as good as a new one….



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WARNING: This rant will contain swearing

This episode...oh god this episode...

It starts with the Griffin family stuck in their house during a Hurricane. The Griffins (excluding Meg) decides to play a game and Meg wants to Mitmachen their game, they tell her:

"No one wants to be fingerbanged Von you!"

The Griffins are as***les towards Meg. And before Du Family Guy Fans start to flame me, Meg is my Favorit character.

Peter decides to annoy the whole family. To which Meg opens up a can of soda. Peter snaps at Meg, and surprisingly Meg stands up for herself.

Now what amazes me is that the Zeigen puts her...