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posted by nmdis
BEAT


It's a big bad world but I ain't ashamed,
I like the lights in my hand
And the beat in my face.
It's a big bad world but I ain't ashamed,
I like the lights in my hand
And the beat in my face.

Be-be-beat in my face, be-be-beat in my face,
The lights in my hand, and the beat in my face

Be-be-beat in my face, be-be-beat in my face,
The lights in my hand, and the beat in my face

I'mma make Du bend your back
Oh my god, this beat is crack
When I do this, Du do that

I feel like dancing when I hear that sound,
Just wanna do it, eh, just wanna do it, eh.
I feel like dancing when I hear that sound,
Just wanna...
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posted by nmdis
Dream it Out Loud

How do Du speak in silence?
Why do Du sleep when you're awake?
If we just cut the tie lines, then we can simply sail away.
Pack up your things. Write it all down.
You'll soon be accustomed to the sound.

Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.

I want to paint in colors.
Leaving the land of black and white.
And if we do go back there, we'll see it in a different light.
Ready to go. Open the door.
Just like the rain falls from the cloud.

Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.

It's a better day.
We're on our way.
If there's anything we can't remember.
Who's to say it's not all just a dream.

Don't have to think about it.
Just like a river it will flow.
We waited to long without it.
If we just get up now and go.
Open your eyes and look around.
You'll be surprised what Du have found.

Dream it out loud. (x 10)
(I'm dreaming. Keep on dreaming.) (x10)
Alright basically the Titel says it all so I'm just ganna jump into it.

1. Princess- it's a cute name for a girl who likes feeling really important and special

2. Beautiful/Gorgeous- basically it's one that every girl will Liebe and Du don't have to worry about them not liking it

3. Sweetie Pie- okay this one is a good one if your girl is Mehr on the country side

4. Sweet Heart- another one that a lot of girls like

5. Babe/Baby- good most of the time

6. Kitten- this is a good one for girls who are either animal Liebhaber oder sweet, cute and playful

Look use these if Du want but in my opinion make up...
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posted by Bluekait
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth oder I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for Du to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got Mehr chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, Du know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come...
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This is my gorgeous ,Beautiful, talented and inspirational hero Talia . Talia is a fighter .Talia was first diagnosed 6 years Vor with with stage four neuroblastoma cancer, a tumor that develops from nerve tissue in infants and children, on Valentine's Tag in 2007.It was then that she first developed an interest in make-up .Now she has attracted over14million viewers to her video blog. Her make-up tutorials are amazing.She is always so positive and never loose hope. last summer Talia learned that she has neuroblastoma and leukemia 'at the same time' and the doctors were giving her only four...
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1. Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the oben, nach oben spot on the list.

2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name

5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville...
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1.You jinx 3 people and they Owe Du 3 cans of your Favorit soda.
2. Du find a four leaf clover

3. Du are randomly exactly at the end of a rainbow.

4. Du get over your phobia

5. Your crush says I Liebe you.

6. Du find $10 dollars on the ground

7. 15 people say your awesome

8. 100 Mehr people followed Du on twitter

9. Du meet your fav celebrity.

10. Du get a new car.



Yep! 10 things that Zeigen Du have bad luck is coming soon!




10 things that Zeigen Du have bad luck is coming soon!
A comedic spin on pop culture Vampire and scary Filme in general, tells the story of three teens who believe their new babysitter is a real bloodsucking creature of the night -- and it's now up to them to rid their sleepy little town of the menace.

I Liebe this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on Disney channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a Zeigen that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.

Anyway I Liebe this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the Disney channel. I Liebe the characters. It's interesting and funny, I Liebe that its not a typical Disney comedy and I Liebe that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)
I just made some up and put them all here-some are negative, positive and Zitate and sayings and others.

1. This is me. This is who I am. If Du don’t like me-don’t stick around.
2. Challenge me. It will make no difference. Why? ‘Cause Du are the one thats going to be dead in the end.
3. Du think make-up and fashion is the solution to all your problems? Well thats a big laugh.
4. Beautiful doesn’t mean blonde oder skinny
5. Beauty comes from within-not from looks
6. Just because he/she is cute, doesn't mean they are made of Süßigkeiten
7. Du can do anything-but not everything
8. Du may be physically...
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posted by chillyneon
Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell Du a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told Du to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If Du die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The beliebt girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my hemd, shirt on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If Du are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some Zufällig guy/girl = Is this sitz empty?
Du = Yes and this one will be too if Du sit here.

I'll write Mehr soon!!!
 Emmanuel strahl, ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Foto courtesy Obst District Films.
Emmanuel Ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Photo courtesy Fruit District Films.
On 2nd May 2012, Emmanuel strahl, ray will attend the Pre Cannes Film Social at Jewel Covent Garden hosted Von actress and producer Paola Berta at Sheepish Productions and Beverly Hills UK Film Society and Events.

The purpose of the event is to create a public relations and development platform for filmmakers and artists that are keen and ambitious about taking their projects to a consistent level of recognition and
publicity. Some of the film trailers being screened on the night have been selected for Cannes Film Festival 2012.

“I never miss an event hosted Von Paola Berta. It was at the Pre Cannes...
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Hi my name is Amanda and this is how to service 7th grade. On the first Tag of 7th grade I was so excited to see my Friends after summer yay. Well the first Tag of 7th grade really sucked but at least I got to see my friends. Yes it’s time to leave school. But I did not see one of my Friends Hannah that sucks because she went to Luray middle. Well I’m Home and I just talked to Hannah on the phone. She sagte “I might come back to page Weiter semester”. “Sweet school is so different without one of my best friends” I said. “If I don’t come back don’t be mad at me”. “I won’t...
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France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! Du call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! Du DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All Du are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has Mehr dick! I have an army of Red Coats! Du have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute?...
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posted by adaug
Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so Du guy will need a babysitter!


*10 Minuten later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
kids:HI!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Amber:Never...touch...ME!!!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9
Ashley:Hello!


*59 Minuten later*
Amber:I wuv tee parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are Du doing?
Amber:Having a tee party!
Ashley:Can I...
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(there is no order)

1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)
This ente walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do Du have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the ente leaves.

The Weiter day, the ente returns and asks, "Do Du have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the ente leaves.

The Tag after that, the ente walks in the store again and asks "Do Du have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told Du no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if Du come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...
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The Zeigen SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning


The Zeigen SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed Von a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine Minuten of the Zeigen may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob oder Caillou, in which Bilder change Mehr slowly, oder to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...
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I'm putting two funny Artikel together in one, hope Du enjoy it!

Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I Liebe deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would Du know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what Du need, and I'll tell you...
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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Tina Unlocked the door to their house and they all walked inside then Peter put the Teddy bär on the self after that they all got hungery so Tina went to the shops to get some Essen while Peter and Jenni were playing Uno they heard a crash in the küche and ran over there they got a big shock when they saw how messy the küche was when Tina got Home she saw what the küche was like and she got a big shock herself then while they all were thinking of a plan to see who did this to their Home the Teddy bär was hiding in the küche cupboard as it chuckled...
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15) They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

14) This is just a 15 Minute power nap like they raved about in the last
time-management course Du sent me to.

13) Whew! Guess I left the oben, nach oben off of the Liquid Paper.

12) I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

11) This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.

10) I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

9) I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Are Du discriminating against people who practice yoga?

8) I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise...
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