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Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus Hintergrund

added by VanillaSonata

Source: edited Von me

Hintergrund

Barbie

mattel

Barbie-Filme

Barbie and the magic of pegasus

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An Accurate Horoscope For The Whole Jahr Of 2013!

posted by Bluekait

This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible Tag starting tomorrow morning, and it only gets worse from there.

ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.

TAURUS - The...

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Horror Movie Rules

posted by Bluekait

In the movie Scream, Randy sagte “There are certain rules that one must abide Von in order to successfully survive a horror movie”.

1. Du can never have sex. BIG NO-NO! BIG NO-NO! Sex equals death, okay?
2. Du can never drink oder do drugs. The sin factor! It’s a sin. It’s an extension of number one.
3. Never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, “I’ll be right back.” Because Du won’t be back.

In Scream 2, the rules for a horror sequel were:

1. The body count is always bigger.
2. The death scenes are always much Mehr elaborate, with Mehr blood and gore.
3. If Du want your films...

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A poem I made up in 5 Minuten from a fictional mother to her daughter. Enjoy! :D

posted by Weasel1999

Something Beautiful
I was in a restless mood.
I tried to read and ended up with Bücher scattered all over the floor.
I tried listening to Musik but all the words sounded out of tune.
I tried to write but ended up staring at a blank page for ten minutes.
So I decided to create something beautiful.
I wrote a song, drew a picture, and made a frame for it.
I took a photo, made a vase, and arranged some flowers.
I drew a tattoo on my hand, made a tower out of everything, climbed on my roof and did a dance.
But no matter how hard I try the most beautiful thing I ever created will always be you.

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Gateway to Heaven - Tianmen Cave, China

posted by Nein-Nein

Awesome

Tianmen Cave known as Gateway to Heaven is a natural bridge/arch and is reportedly highest elevation (1520 meters) natural arch in the World. Although it is an arch but locals call it a cave. As per local history it used to be cave and in circa 263 there was a massive collapse of the cliff face, which changed the cave into an arch. At that time the mountain was called Songliang, which was then changed to Tianmen meaning sacred.

It is 131.5 meters high, 57 meters wide and 60 meters deep. It is located close to Zhangjiajie city in western Hunan Province, China and is part of Wulingyuan Scenic Area - a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top.

The whole area is very scenic and was not easily accessible. However Tianmen Mountain Cableway - reportedly the longest passenger cableway in the World with a length of 7200 meters and a height gap of 1277 meters, now brings thousands of tourists to this natural wonder.

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the oben, nach oben

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top

STUNT BY U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS

Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)

Tianmen Mountain Cableway

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We Will Not Go Down In Gaza Tonight Lyrics

posted by Patrick-Star54

A blinding flash of white light
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
People running for cover
Not knowing whether they're dead oder alive

They came with their tanks and their planes
With ravaging fiery flames
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
Du can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

Women and children alike
Murdered and massacred night after night
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
Debated on who's wrong oder right

But their powerless words were in vain
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
Du can still hear that voice through the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
Du can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

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Guide to Mummification

posted by Lady_Rebel

People die everyday. There are people dying as I write this, as Du read it, in the future, and in the past. It’s the same across the globe. But what isn’t the same is how people bury the deceased. We in the U.S. generally bury our dead in the ground. People in Europe used to bury their dead in cairns. Every culture has a different means of putting the dead in their final resting place, but the culture whose method I am going to tell Du about is Ancient Egypt. Mehr specifically, he process of mummification. Mummification was a long and complicated process involving spells, knives, and...

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43 things to do at a Mall

posted by hetaliaitaly

1.Ride mechanical Pferde with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an ipod oder something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the Essen sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the Musik store whether Du can get a CD that Du know they dont have and ask really...

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IF 4KIDS GOT Hetalia

posted by Me_Iz_Here

1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) Japan is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...

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Facts that will make Du rethink things

posted by SymmaGirl2

The city of San Francisco is asking Kulbir Dhaliwal, who was attacked Von a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on Weihnachten Tag 2007, to reimburse them over $75,000 for the city-funded medical care he received after the mauling.
Cold viruses can survive on objects like telephones and railings for up to three hours.
More suicides occur in the Grand Canyon than in any other national park.
There are Mehr bacteria in the ice machines at fast Essen restaurants than in toilet bowl water.
Alcohol-related traffic fatalities are Mehr than twice as common on New Year's Eve as other midweek winter evenings.
Two...

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My Liste Of Horrible Shows (Idea from xoPixie-Popxo)

posted by Pokemon_melody

First off, this is not made to offend anyone! If your offended Von this then I apoligize. Anyway these are the most horrible shows I have ever seen! If Du have a reason for a Zeigen I put Kommentar and I might add it(ill give credit about it to Du because its your idea :D) Anyway sorry for all this long Lesen right here but here we go:
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen oder any interesting...

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15 ways to annoy your parents

posted by Feathershine

1. When their watching TV get in their way and say "I'm in your way!! Im in your way!!"
2. Say "beep, beep beep..." until they snap
3. Call them on their cell phone when their out on a datum oder something, and in a weird voice say "Hello?! Can I send u a box of waffles" (LOL I don't know)
4. When their sleeping take a bottle of water and wake them up Von dumping it on them and saying "Sorry! I came to bring it for u to drink, I didn't realize it slipped"
5. If Du have a dog oder cat (that DON'T sleep with your parents) dump him/her when there asleep
6. When Du spill any liquid blame it on the gods
7....

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THE MOST FUNNY MISHEARD LYRICS EVER (must read)

posted by E-Scope90

O-
-heartbeats-

OW!!!!!!!!!

Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
By a centipede.

Annie are Du walking?
So, Annie are Du walking?
Are Du walking Annie?
Annie are Du walking?
So, Annie are Du walking?
Are Du walking?
Annie are Du walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE Du WALKING???!!!!
ARE Du WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are Du walking?
With your dentist
Are...

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101 Ways To Annoy Your Roommate!!!

posted by evangelinetom

101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that Du are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bett holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say Du know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors Von your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as Du can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...

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Can ya read this?

posted by RealBenTennyson

See if ya can read this---

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and Du can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter Von istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?

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How to be a Retard Online

posted by MarMar_XigLux

What Being a Retard Online can do for You

Being a retard online will bring Du riches beyond your wildest dreams, hot girls and above all - attention: Du crave attention, Du absorb it like a wet sponge...Ah yes, Du may very suffer from ADHD but it doesn't matter: no my friend, because Von being a retard online Du can get all the attention Du need for a small fee.

Poor Literacy is Kool!

If Du want to be a retard Du must learn to spell like one, remember kids - poor literacy is cool! First of all we must take a lesson from the Image comics of old and remember that everything must be EXTREME!...

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who wants to play the weakest link?

posted by merlinfanatic

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four Fragen to determine the level of your intellect.
Your Antworten must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating oder wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: Du are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in Sekunde place.
In which position are Du now?

Answer:
If Du answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. Du overtook the Sekunde runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the Weiter Frage try not to be so dumb.
2 : If Du overtake the last...

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A weird story a story generator made for me

posted by XxiggyrawkxX

A Nice Tag To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the gras, grass to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not smart," Jade. "Not as smart as the time we sang on a table."

Simon nodded softly. "We were mean back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot Mehr fun with them," Jade said. "Everything seems cool and weird...

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It'd be nice to be skinny

posted by energizerbunny

No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, Du can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks

If Du wanna gain a little weight all Du have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!

No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks Du what your size is oder how much Du weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror

I mean when Du think of women Du think of Petite. Right??

I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol

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A Review for INVADER ZIM Von Johnen Vasquez

posted by thetacoman

Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the Zeigen is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If Du look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the pizza Hog", oder perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...

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Are Du online too much?

posted by cute20k

Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells Du a joke and Du say "LOL".

3. Du watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. Du have called out someone's screen name while making Liebe to your significant other.

5. Du keep begging your Friends to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. Du have to get a 2d phone line just so Du can call pizza Hut.

9. Du go into labour and Du stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...