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posted by makaela2216

I was like tottaly walking in my backyard yesterday and saw a squirl.Is that normal??? i always thaught Du should see squirls in space.
Don't ask why though, caus i realy don't know either.My Friends say that i'm delirous(or however Du spell that word)But i disagree even though i have no clue what it means.(te-he.)
well my dads yelling at me to get off now....
SO bye. it says that i have to wright a longer Artikel so pleas exscuse all the periods.k?? bye..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

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How my rafting trip went!!!!

posted by energizerbunny

Anyway I'm back and I had a great time, except when we were on a bus and it was over 100 degrees, it was soooo hot, and after a while people were starting to get ill...but not me, I was laughing at everyone and they were getting mad at me lol

So we finally got at the cabins, the boys got the bigger one but they had Mehr people, besides the girls had a much better game room, me and 4 other girls wanted to stay up all night...you could tell that we were sleepy because we were giggling at nothing and jumping at everything lol

I was soo sleepy, I fell asleep on the Pooltable which was surprisingly...

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Hotice-chapter 1:hotice

posted by hotice

Sweat is pouring down my face as I run into the nearest crowd of people .Breathing heavily, I staying into the crowd for cover I quickly pull my black hoodie up over my head hoping that from this the hoodie I feel some sort of saftey.It did no work .I look around trying to find somewhere to hid because I know that I can not stay hidden in the group of people forever.The cold January wind hits my face making me feel Mehr nervous than before because I have no where to go.There going to find me soon I know it just like they founds the others."Hey,kid are Du okay !" a tall,balding man yells bring...

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Cute Names to Call Your Girlfriend - oben, nach oben 20 Liste

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angel – Jäger der Finsternis Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying oder you'll get some action faster than a pit stier, bull on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all Du want even if she is the kind who will out chug Du in bier and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names Du never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...

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Best Truth oder Dare Fragen Ever To Ask

posted by sam71

Good truth oder dare Questions

Truth oder dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth oder dare questions, which will help Du to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream Du have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality oder feature Du would like to change about yourself?

Do Du have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend oder boyfriend's friend?

Do Du think your boyfriend is marriage material?...

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15 Random, Fun Things to Do In the Rain!

posted by j1edwardcullen7

1. Go outside, and if Du see someone, take the Zufällig person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic Küssen scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger sitz of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why Hunde only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to Singen in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...

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(TONS of) true, funny, Zufällig Facts

posted by hm94991

I found this link. This will last Du days. XD

Between 1942 and 1944, Academy Awards were made of plaster.

John Madden is an accomplished ballroom dancer.

One out of three employees who received a promotion use a coffee mug with the company logo on it.

About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.

According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg.

Soldiers from every country salute with their right hand.

The microwave ofen was invented Von mistake when an engineer testing a magnetron tube noticed that the radiation from it melted the Schokolade bar he...

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Zitate about backstabbing and ex-friends.

posted by monLOVEbrucas

-Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife?

-Never turn you're back on a friend, thats the best target.

-While you're stabbing my back, Du can KISS my arsch too.

-All the mistakes in the world couldnt measure up to the Tag i thought i could trust you.

-Yeah, being apathetic is a pathetic way to be...
but I don't care, what matters to Du does not matter to me

-When your up, your Friends know who Du are.
When you're down, Du know who your Friends are.

-You can't laugh last If I stab Du in the throat with...the messer Du left in my back.

-I was the one who sagte things changed;
you were the one who proved...

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comebacks after someone says you're gay.

posted by Tamar20

1)"Why, do Du find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I Liebe the Sekunde grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and Du actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...

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The 56 Worst Analogies from High School Papers

posted by moodystuff449

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a kreis that had its two sides gently compressed Von a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

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100 THINGS GOING THROUGH A CRAZY PERSON'S HEAD

posted by PsychadelicSkye

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers Du know.
12.Strangers Du don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to Löschen above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...

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41 Corny arsch jokes!!

posted by XxLalasaysxX

Here are my Liste of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let Du know now i got alot of these from the Youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything oder eating anything Du might spit it oder something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the besen late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bucht they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...

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A Funny Text Message !!!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

my friend sent me this text message a while Vor and i thought it was hilarious!!!

i need to ask Du somethingand i want Du to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how Du feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want Du to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi oder Coke?

Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.

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72 things guys should know about girls

posted by karpach_13

72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...

1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her Du Liebe her.

5. Call her before Du sleep and after Du wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease Du back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her Favorit movie with her oder her Favorit Zeigen even if Du think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes....

Mary Mary Quite Contrary meaning

posted by 1-2vampire

The Brittish Nursery Rhyme about Bloody Mary - Mary Tudor - oder Mary I.

Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row

We thought it was about a girl named Mary who liked gardening oder something - WRONG.

It is in fact about Mary Tudor, or, Mehr commenly reffered to as Bloody Mary.

Contrary - Means changing things just for the sake of it (Mary Tudor changed Britain back into a Roman Catholic country after her father and her brother changed it into a Protestant way)

How does your Garden Grow? - Mary wanted a baby very badly, but she...

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