1.Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."
2.A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals".
3.Put stray Hunde in mantel closets.
4.Un-tune the piano.
5.Replace the pianist's sheet Musik with "Stairway to Heaven".
6.Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.
7.Find an empty seat, and ask the person Weiter to it: "Is this sitz SAVED?"
8.Toss around a giant strand ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.
9.Ten Minuten before it starts, find...
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