Spidy-InfinityWar

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for Essen
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason Du have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents Von their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail Du out of jail and tell Du what Du did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin Weiter to Du sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen Du cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about...