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333 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart (trust me it totally works)

posted by Dreamer4eva

I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping karte, warenkorb and switch the items with stuff from the person Weiter to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen Du in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of Du on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...

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Funny as hell poems. MUST READ

posted by iluvsmj

When you're happy and Du know it bomb Iraq
If Du cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If Du never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If Du think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...

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Cute Emo Liebe Zitate

posted by invadercalliope

I am your forgotten dream,
Broken and unseen.

I hurt myself,
So I can feel alive.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one Du love,
Love someone else in return.

Don’t say Du Liebe me unless Du really mean it,
Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

Feels like Du could KISS my imperfections away,
And I would stand Von your side until the sun turns the sky.

I swear to Du on everything I am,
And I dedicate to Du all that I have,
And I promise Du that I will stand right Von your side,
Forever and always, until the Tag I die.

I’m not crying over what Du said;
It’s what Du didn’t say that...

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The oben, nach oben 10 Biggest Dumbasses In Distress

posted by KataraLover

We're all familiar with the term damsel in distress and we usually think about a female character that's tied to the train tracks Von a villain with a curly-q mustache, and has to be saved Von the dashing hero. I wonder where the idea first came from. We've always seen this with female characters because female damsels in distress have been around since the dawn of literature itself. However, during the mid oder late 1900's, we've discovered that there are male characters that have to constantly be saved as well. What's the term for male damsel's in distress? There isn't one, even though some people...

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My oben, nach oben 15 Favorit Berühmtheiten

posted by KataraLover

I've actually been planning to do this for a while. I thought about doing this on Youtube but I kept on getting lazy about it, especially since it takes a while to get Videos uploaded on youtube. For some reason it's just a lot easier for me to make an Artikel here on Fanpop and talk about it. Anyway, this Liste is based not only on the persons talent but on their personality as well. All of them have incredible personalities and some of them don't get as much Liebe as they should. So keep in mind this is just my opinion, please comment, and enjoy. Also keep an eye out for an upcoming article...

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Quiz:Bet I can make Du say,"Purple."

posted by 90sfan

Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first Quiz I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:

Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!

1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?

Told Du I could make Du say 256.

OK,if Du sagte to yourself,"No.You sagte Du can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if Du didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!

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How to Be Annoying

posted by Tamar20

Have Du ever wanted to annoy someone so bad that they want to kill you? Then this Artikel is right for you! Hahaha. Du know I've tried most of them and it does work. :P

1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that Du have to go to the bathroom, and that Du think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are Du doing okay in there?". To make it even Mehr annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When you...

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Funny Things To Do in The Bus

posted by ilovepenguins

I didn't write this!

Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When Du arrive at the Weiter stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If Du are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...

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How to write in Pig Latin

posted by Saturnluv39

It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach Du all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.

2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.

example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay

example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray

Now Du know how to do it!
Now, if Du want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and Zeigen your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you

enter your translation results, and if Du win, Du get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If Du are a winner check everything on your profile.

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My Heroes (a truelox fanfic)

posted by KitKitty12

(A/N) there is gayness, cussing, and sex

~Jason's POV~

I had just woke up tomorrow is Pax and im really excited.

I pulled off the covers and swung my legs over the side of the bett and stood up.

I'm going to Pax with Sky, Dawn, Husky, Jerome, And Deadlox, i was excited i'd never actually met them and tomorrow i would.

I grabbed a pair of clothes and a towel and hopped into the dusche blasting my outro song Eclipse.

Five to ten Minuten later i climbed out and pulled my clothes on and brushed my hair out.

"Daily routine..done" I muttered to myself staring at the mirror.

My phone rang, i quickly grabbed...

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My oben, nach oben 10 Biggest Animated Dumba** Damsel's In Distress

posted by KataraLover

Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so Du don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being...

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Furrball's Secret

posted by aldrine2016

WARNING: Rated R. This fanfic has a few cursing and one sexual image. Read it at your own risk!!!

It was just a typical Tag at Acme Looniversity. Buster Bunny and Plucky ente walked out of the Reverse Psychology class, taught Von their respective mentors Bugs and Daffy, along with Elmer Fudd.

Plucky, for some reason, had his bill twisted to the oben, nach oben of his green head, since Bugs, Daffy and Elmer taught the class as sagte before. He and Buster were instructed Von their mentors to perform the goddamn classic "Wabbit season, ente season" arguement and then Buster would say "Wabbit season" and Plucky...

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

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SCP-465, The weirdest scp i ever read

posted by slenderman777

Item #: SCP-465
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-465 is secured in containment locker 8423 at Site-19. Under no circumstances is SCP-465 to be opened Von any personnel ranking above class D, and then only in a Weltraum at least 15 square meters in area. No other special attention oder care is required.

Description: SCP-465-01 is a large two-piece cardboard box decorated with a faded confetti pattern beliebt in the 1970s. Other than a large printed label on the oben, nach oben of the lid marked "Party in a Box", no indication of contents oder manufacturer are found on any portion of the object....

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 - Harry Osborn

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Zufällig Song Reviews-Darling I'm a Mess- Sabrina Carpenter, Eyes Wide Open

posted by QueenofthePika

This just came to my head while listening to these songs, so here I go! Oh yeah, these are my very first reactions, so they won't always make sense XP
Lyrics are like this
(Thoughts are like this)
Let's go!

Hearing Titel for the first time: (Whaddya think he's gonna do, get a mop and clean Du up?)

This might be wrong, but here's all I know, here's all I know
(Well unless you're stupid oder have amnesia, Du are wrong.)

Most times I pretend that he's just a friend, he's just a friend
(Good.)

Yeah I'll try to make our hearts beat in time
Even though your rhythm might not be with mine
(It will not. It would...

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Villains Are Cool; My oben, nach oben Fictional Female Villains

posted by zanhar1

I absolutely adore a good and well written villain. From the crazies to the sympathetic ones with a tragic back story to the ones who do it for the lols, I Liebe me a fun fictional baddie. And there are just so many of them, so here are my favorites. Listed as a count down.

I'll start with the honorable Mentions: Jadis and Nehelenia. I couldn't not put Nehelenia on this Liste as she was pretty much the first villain I ever liked--I just didn't know I liked her at the time. When I was 5 years old, not gonna lie she kind of scared me. And that's part of why I Liebe her character today. Jadis, most...